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(Patheos)   Tempe Pastor known for his "I'd prefer Chinese water torture over listening to a woman talk back to me" sermon is back again with another hit, "Women should have no say in how the country is run"   (patheos.com) divider line 129
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2013-03-01 06:37:45 PM
Typical mainstream christianity - its all there in the good book - the problem is most of it's adherents know fark all about what is in the bible. Can we please get that mark of the beast thing going and cull some of these religions?
 
2013-03-01 06:44:21 PM
Well, he's 100% right about this for one week out of every month.
 
2013-03-01 06:48:22 PM
"Today we have women's rights! We've come a long way, baby! And today, you know, [in a mocking voice] 'Oh those horrible, horrible days when women had no rights'... Let's bring them back! Let's get back to those days! [Fake scream] What are you so worried about? What do you think they mean when they say 'women's rights'? You know what they mean? The right to divorce your husband is what they mean. You know what they mean? The right to rebel and disobey your husband. The right to divorce him. The right to go out and get a job and make your own money. The right to tell him what to do. The right to go vote for our leaders as if women should have any say in how our country is run, when the Bible says that 'I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence'? I AM QUOTING THE BIBLE RIGHT NOW! But it's old-fashioned."

Umm, okay Mr. Preacher-Man. There, there, it'll be okay.
 
2013-03-01 07:02:39 PM
"You say, 'Well, nobody in our church is smoking pot.' Well, what about all the other drugs? What about all the other mind-altering drugs that you're on for your [big quote fingers] 'depression'? For your 'anxiety'?... No Christian ought to be on psychiatric meds, period."

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2013-03-01 07:09:08 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Well, he's 100% right about this for one week out of every month.


One week?  Holy fark dude, sucks to be you.
 
2013-03-01 07:13:56 PM
I'm guessing he's also a proponent of selling your children into slavery, or stoning a wife to death if she disobeys her owner?
Psychotic nutjob.
 
2013-03-01 07:15:44 PM
To be fair, I don't think preachers should have any say in running our government, so I don't really give a tinker's damn whether this guy thinks I should have a say in the my government.
 
2013-03-01 07:17:00 PM

ReverendJasen: I'm guessing he's also a proponent of selling your children into slavery, or stoning a wife to death if she disobeys her owner?
Psychotic nutjob.


He'd beat the gay out of his son. To death if need be.
 
2013-03-01 07:17:40 PM
He's just angry his jacket is too big for him.
 
2013-03-01 07:18:31 PM
I fail to see a problem here.
 
2013-03-01 07:20:12 PM

Rambino: I fail to see a problem here.


me neither

wanna bang?
 
2013-03-01 07:21:17 PM
Whatever.
 
2013-03-01 07:21:41 PM
Well, at least he's being scripturally consistent, so there's that.
 
2013-03-01 07:21:54 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: "You say, 'Well, nobody in our church is smoking pot.' Well, what about all the other drugs? What about all the other mind-altering drugs that you're on for your [big quote fingers] 'depression'? For your 'anxiety'?... No Christian ought to be on psychiatric meds, period."


Gods forbid they start living like Christ instead of like Paul.
 
2013-03-01 07:28:12 PM

You know what's worse than this guy?

Women who say that women should have no say...whether in religion or government or business.

If you don't think women have any right to an opinion...

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2013-03-01 07:28:47 PM
Go ahead and get his cell ready, he'll be sitting in it for murder and/or domestic violence not too long from now.
 
2013-03-01 07:30:03 PM
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Some boys just don't grow out of that phase.

My guess is he's secretly gay and is angry at the womenfolk for being less attractive than menfolk.
 
2013-03-01 07:32:44 PM
Can someone remind be again what the value of religion is?  I sometimes forget.
 
2013-03-01 07:33:21 PM

Pincy: Can someone remind be again what the value of religion is?  I sometimes forget.


It helps soothe your mind when you contemplate death
 
2013-03-01 07:34:14 PM
There's only two things I hate in this world: misogynistic assholes like this guy, and women who don't know their place.
 
2013-03-01 07:37:48 PM

DeltaPunch: There's only two things I hate in this world: misogynistic assholes like this guy, and women who don't know their place.


What about the Dutch?
 
2013-03-01 07:40:18 PM
Normally with fundamentalist preachers, I guess "closeted self-hating gay man."

But this time, I'd bet some serious money that this guy is a kinky submissive who someday will be caught employing the services of a dominatrix.  One with lots of leather and whips.

Anyone wanna bet?
 
2013-03-01 07:40:32 PM
The

Pincy: Can someone remind be again what the value of religion is?  I sometimes forget.


it's just so supple.. er, flexible in it's interpretation of how you can please me your god.
 
2013-03-01 07:43:31 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: DeltaPunch: There's only two things I hate in this world: misogynistic assholes like this guy, and women who don't know their place.

What about the Dutch?


Those freaky-deaky assholes!
 
2013-03-01 07:46:21 PM

Doc Daneeka: Normally with fundamentalist preachers, I guess "closeted self-hating gay man."

But this time, I'd bet some serious money that this guy is a kinky submissive who someday will be caught employing the services of a dominatrix.  One with lots of leather and whips.

Anyone wanna bet?


No, but I am willing to guess he'll get caught beating some poor girl to death eventually.
 
2013-03-01 07:52:41 PM
Finally a guy who gets it!
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2013-03-01 07:53:50 PM
The only people who ever felt threatened by equal rights for women are men who feel insecure about themselves.
 
2013-03-01 07:57:29 PM

randomjsa: The only people who ever felt threatened by equal rights for women are men who feel insecure about themselves.


Did you use the wrong log-in?
 
2013-03-01 08:01:46 PM

DeltaPunch: A Dark Evil Omen: DeltaPunch: There's only two things I hate in this world: misogynistic assholes like this guy, and women who don't know their place.

What about the Dutch?

Those freaky-deaky assholes!


Eh, I shake my mayo soaked fries in your direction.

That said, the way to beat him?  Fill his pews. Openly laugh at him.
 
2013-03-01 08:04:40 PM

Pincy: Can someone remind be again what the value of religion is?  I sometimes forget.


Depends on the religion. The value of many religions can be measured in the billions of dollars.

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2013-03-01 08:07:30 PM

Doc Daneeka: Normally with fundamentalist preachers, I guess "closeted self-hating gay man."

But this time, I'd bet some serious money that this guy is a kinky submissive who someday will be caught employing the services of a dominatrix.  One with lots of leather and whips.

Anyone wanna bet?


I would happily beat the shiat out of him, stomp on him in heels, etc.
 
2013-03-01 08:10:02 PM

TwistedFark: Finally a guy who gets it!
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Well, in that case... just call me a born again Christian

Praise Jeebis!
 
2013-03-01 08:10:55 PM
If I were rich, I'd seriously consider paying for political ads with this guy, all the rape-spouting Republicans, Alex Jones, old bats complaining about TV promoting bestiality, and every other lunatic whack-job I could find. There would be no commentary, no "gotcha" editing, no kind of tricks at all, just plainly and fairly putting their opinions on national TV during election season. It would do wonders.

/Paid for by Conservatives for Family Values
 
2013-03-01 08:14:10 PM

atomic-age: Doc Daneeka: Normally with fundamentalist preachers, I guess "closeted self-hating gay man."

But this time, I'd bet some serious money that this guy is a kinky submissive who someday will be caught employing the services of a dominatrix.  One with lots of leather and whips.

Anyone wanna bet?

I would happily beat the shiat out of him, stomp on him in heels, etc.


Given the typical level of mind-numbing hypocrisy within the fundamentalist community, I'm going to go out on a limb and guarantee he would pay you huge sums of money if you'll allow him to masturbate and include some testicle smashing in your act.
 
2013-03-01 08:14:16 PM

Craptastic: randomjsa: The only people who ever felt threatened by equal rights for women are men who feel insecure about themselves.

Did you use the wrong log-in?


Nope, that's randomjsa, super Republican man (not gonna say conservative) yet totally, completely atheist.

/serious
 
2013-03-01 08:18:07 PM

Petey4335: That said, the way to beat him?  Fill his pews. Openly laugh at him.


I have considered this.  His church is a half-mile from my house.
 
2013-03-01 08:18:14 PM

atomic-age: Doc Daneeka: Normally with fundamentalist preachers, I guess "closeted self-hating gay man."

But this time, I'd bet some serious money that this guy is a kinky submissive who someday will be caught employing the services of a dominatrix.  One with lots of leather and whips.

Anyone wanna bet?

I would happily beat the shiat out of him, stomp on him in heels, etc.


He'd be fapping to the point where his wrist would be threatening to break the sound barrier.
 
2013-03-01 08:28:41 PM

Almost Everybody Poops: Craptastic: randomjsa: The only people who ever felt threatened by equal rights for women are men who feel insecure about themselves.

Did you use the wrong log-in?

Nope, that's randomjsa, super Republican man (not gonna say conservative) yet totally, completely atheist.

/serious


I think the absence of the GOP's trademark misogyny,  rather than the religious aspect, is what is throwing us off.
 
2013-03-01 08:42:07 PM
Are we really gonna call out every retarded thing a preacher says?  If you don't like it don't go to his church... jesus.  I'm not exactly pro-religion but its his own church and if he wants to be an asshole in it he has my blessing.
 
2013-03-01 08:49:06 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Are we really gonna call out every retarded thing a preacher says?  If you don't like it don't go to his church... jesus.  I'm not exactly pro-religion but its his own church and if he wants to be an asshole in it he has my blessing.


Speaking as a religious person (Neo-Pagan, not Christian, although I was once upon a time Christian), I'm 100% okay with public shaming of assholes who use religion to promote this shiat.

That said, it would be nice if these threads differentiated between church-bashing and idiot-shaming. Only one is appropriate.
 
2013-03-01 08:57:50 PM
Awww, how cute. He thinks his 16th century belief system still has any relevance.
 
2013-03-01 09:17:09 PM
All they want is the religious freedom to enslave women and children. Why is that so wrong?

Please, proceed GOP.
 
2013-03-01 09:19:42 PM
Just to reiterate: this is one more of the many reasons why I don't take religion seriously.
 
2013-03-01 09:19:42 PM

Old enough to know better: Awww, how cute. He thinks his 16th century belief system still has any relevance.


No, 16th century all women but nobility and royalty worked, either on the farm or around the house.  In fact poor women have always worked.
 
2013-03-01 09:28:37 PM

CapeFearCadaver: "Today we have women's rights! We've come a long way, baby! And today, you know, [in a mocking voice] 'Oh those horrible, horrible days when women had no rights'... Let's bring them back! Let's get back to those days! [Fake scream] What are you so worried about? What do you think they mean when they say 'women's rights'? You know what they mean? The right to divorce your husband is what they mean. You know what they mean? The right to rebel and disobey your husband. The right to divorce him. The right to go out and get a job and make your own money. The right to tell him what to do. The right to go vote for our leaders as if women should have any say in how our country is run, when the Bible says that 'I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence'? I AM QUOTING THE BIBLE RIGHT NOW! But it's old-fashioned."

Umm, okay Mr. Preacher-Man. There, there, it'll be okay.


Don'cha just love it when these jeezoids spout off this filth and then say "BUT BUT BUT! *I* didn't say it. The Bible did!".

As if perpetuating the bigotry of some stone age farkheads makes it OK.
 
2013-03-01 09:34:05 PM

Almost Everybody Poops: Craptastic: randomjsa: The only people who ever felt threatened by equal rights for women are men who feel insecure about themselves.

Did you use the wrong log-in?

Nope, that's randomjsa, super Republican man (not gonna say conservative) yet totally, completely atheist.

/serious


That sh*t is messed-up.
 
2013-03-01 09:44:35 PM
fark this dude. stop writing about him. it only empowers him.
 
2013-03-01 09:58:55 PM
Within a few short years, there's going to be a story on Fark about how Pastor Steven Anderson was arrested for propositioning a police officer at the local cruisy rest stop.

Ladles and jellyspoons, place yer bets.
 
2013-03-01 10:04:30 PM
That dude's at least 40 years too young to be that crotchety and senile.  He's gotta be a con artist.
 
2013-03-01 10:06:23 PM
Can we get as religion tab?
 
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