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(Austin Statesman)   Obama can't 'Jedi mind meld' a budget deal, any more than he can simply walk into Westeros   (statesman.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Jedi Mind, Westeros, obama, Jedi, itemized deductions, Ed Markey  
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2013-03-01 02:41:06 PM  
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com
 
2013-03-01 02:43:01 PM  
Headline of the Week, Subby.
 
2013-03-01 02:43:20 PM  
Obama is not a superhero, people. He can't use his mutant superpowers like Batman and fix everything.
 
2013-03-01 02:46:30 PM  
Forget midichloreans, dude has the blood of the dragon.
 
2013-03-01 02:46:40 PM  
Not with ten thousand men could he form a budget deal. It is folly.
 
2013-03-01 02:47:25 PM  
"Do or do not. There is no try." -Gandalf, Headmaster of Hogwarts
 
2013-03-01 02:51:46 PM  
This means Sarah Palin is automatically Supreme Chancellor and Obama gets thrown into the Fire Caves of Bajor.
 
2013-03-01 02:53:10 PM  
These are not the 'rrhoids you're looking for
 
2013-03-01 03:04:30 PM  
Sequestration is coming.
 
2013-03-01 03:06:54 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-01 03:07:29 PM  
Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.
 
2013-03-01 03:08:48 PM  
Well done, subs.
 
2013-03-01 03:08:52 PM  
Oblig:

unhindered.com
 
2013-03-01 03:09:33 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.


Farscape sucked.
 
2013-03-01 03:11:49 PM  
If we hit that Sequestration, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Thanks Fartbongo
 
2013-03-01 03:12:16 PM  
No one can Jedi Mind Meld, it's two different franchises jeeze.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:15 PM  

Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.


The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:36 PM  
I'm just here for the picture with the quote "Live long and prosper - Han Solo" with Malcom Reynolds and the Galactica in the background.
 
2013-03-01 03:14:12 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.


Umm actually they joined SG-1.
 
2013-03-01 03:14:41 PM  
www.myteespot.com
 
2013-03-01 03:14:41 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.


Those Caprica movies were even worse.
 
2013-03-01 03:14:49 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.


I liked the remake though.  Tricia Helfer was sexy as hell as a robot.
 
2013-03-01 03:15:09 PM  
It's not like he can use his mutant magic like Professor Gandalf.
 
2013-03-01 03:15:22 PM  
i447.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 03:16:41 PM  

codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.


No, keep up, we're talking about Farscape. You're thinking of Dr. Who.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:08 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-01 03:17:22 PM  

codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.


I like that show better when it was Commander Sinclair.  Boxleitner's Sheridan was too Captain Kirk for me.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:57 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

No, keep up, we're talking about Farscape. You're thinking of Dr. Who.


The original or the remake? I can't keep this stuff straight anymore.
 
2013-03-01 03:18:14 PM  
So Obama is going to sit back all feckless-like and embolden Joffrey?  I just want my seven kingdoms back.
 
2013-03-01 03:18:15 PM  
Oh, this thread is just FULL of the n00b trollin'. I approve
 
2013-03-01 03:18:26 PM  
You know what always annoyed me about Star Trek, those god damn sleestak's.
 
2013-03-01 03:18:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 03:19:15 PM  

codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

No, keep up, we're talking about Farscape. You're thinking of Dr. Who.

The original or the remake? I can't keep this stuff straight anymore.


The spin off with Quark and Odo and Worf on a space station.  You know, Babylon 5.
 
2013-03-01 03:19:23 PM  

Dr. Whoof: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

I like that show better when it was Commander Sinclair.  Boxleitner's Sheridan was too Captain Kirk for me.


I just hated when Eva Habermann left and they had to recast Xev as Xenia Seeberg.
 
2013-03-01 03:20:07 PM  

ShawnDoc: You know what always annoyed me about Star Trek, those god damn sleestak's.


That's why they were thrown into the sarlacc
 
2013-03-01 03:20:08 PM  

codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

No, keep up, we're talking about Farscape. You're thinking of Dr. Who.

The original or the remake? I can't keep this stuff straight anymore.


I think it's the one with the little green dude voiced by Jim Henson.
 
2013-03-01 03:21:46 PM  

meat0918: I think it's the one with the little green dude voiced by Jim Henson.


www.starwarsautographcollecting.com 
You are correct
 
2013-03-01 03:22:01 PM  
Jimmy James: Well, beam me up, Slappy!


Dave Nelson: Actually, that's Scottie.


Jimmy James: Geek test!

Beth: This is just like that episode of Star Trek when they entered a parallel universe where everything was the same except they were all on heroin.


Dave: There was no such episode.


Jimmy: Geek test two!
 
2013-03-01 03:22:23 PM  

codergirl42: No one can Jedi Mind Meld, it's two different franchises jeeze.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-03-01 03:24:58 PM  

Jack31081: [cdn.uproxx.com image 355x388]


That quote is incorrectly attributed. The character's proper name is Dr. Spock.
 
2013-03-01 03:26:10 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Dr. Whoof: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

I like that show better when it was Commander Sinclair.  Boxleitner's Sheridan was too Captain Kirk for me.

I just hated when Eva Habermann left and they had to recast Xev as Xenia Seeberg.


Was that the same season that Angel got spun off into his own show where he solves crimes with a forensics anthropologist.  You know, Castle?
 
2013-03-01 03:27:15 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

"I think you will regret staking out that claim, Mr. President." -Gene Roddenberry
 
2013-03-01 03:27:18 PM  

Dr. Whoof: A Dark Evil Omen: Dr. Whoof: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

I like that show better when it was Commander Sinclair.  Boxleitner's Sheridan was too Captain Kirk for me.

I just hated when Eva Habermann left and they had to recast Xev as Xenia Seeberg.

Was that the same season that Angel got spun off into his own show where he solves crimes with a forensics anthropologist.  You know, Castle?


Keep your daytime soap operas to their own time slot.
 
2013-03-01 03:28:05 PM  
I don't know what a Westeros is so I think the joke is lost on me.
 
2013-03-01 03:28:30 PM  
I don't think I'm being unreasonable when I say that Obama should probably be impeached for this.
 
2013-03-01 03:28:45 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I don't know what a Westeros is so I think the joke is lost on me.


It's one of the planets in Dune. Everyone knows that.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:02 PM  

Dr. Whoof: A Dark Evil Omen: Dr. Whoof: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

I like that show better when it was Commander Sinclair.  Boxleitner's Sheridan was too Captain Kirk for me.

I just hated when Eva Habermann left and they had to recast Xev as Xenia Seeberg.

Was that the same season that Angel got spun off into his own show where he solves crimes with a forensics anthropologist.  You know, Castle?


No, that was the season Angel lived in an apartment with a ghost and a werewolf in Boston. I think he changed his name to Mitchell.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:23 PM  
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Boehner?
 
2013-03-01 03:30:48 PM  

Biological Ali: I don't think I'm being unreasonable when I say that Obama should probably be impeached for this.


Or at least endure the ancient Klingon Rite of Passage, the  Claw-Plach.
 
2013-03-01 03:30:55 PM  

Dr. Whoof: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: codergirl42: A Dark Evil Omen: Yuri Futanari: TofuTheAlmighty: Obama's just trying cut out the gorram middlemen. And they don't take kindly to that.

Farscape sucked.

The first series was fine. The spinoff where they went to Atlantis was pretty bad, though.

Umm actually they joined SG-1.

No, keep up, we're talking about Farscape. You're thinking of Dr. Who.

The original or the remake? I can't keep this stuff straight anymore.

The spin off with Quark and Odo and Worf on a space station.  You know, Babylon 5.


Was that the show where R2D2 keeps calling everyone a "smeg-head"?
 
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