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(BCS Eagle)		Man runs around naked, then steals milk truck. Jailarity ensues (theeagle.com)		29
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darkhorse23		2003-12-18 04:03:26 PM

Is he the soon-to-be-freaked-out couple's milkman?

aarkwilde		2003-12-18 06:59:46 PM

Just another Tuesday night in my neighborhood.

DariusMDeV		2003-12-18 07:00:11 PM

K, had enough of *noun*arity. not funny

DariusMDeV		2003-12-18 07:00:51 PM

I mean fark, where did that even come from? why not just say he was put in jail?

lordargent		2003-12-18 07:01:38 PM

I hate you milkman dan.

Anti_Freak_Machine		2003-12-18 07:01:38 PM

I would have taken an ice cream truck.

DariusMDeV		2003-12-18 07:01:43 PM

*noun*arity posters have officially been defined as tools. So let it be written so let it be done.

DidntReadtheArticle		2003-12-18 07:03:57 PM

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2003-12-18 07:00:11 PM DariusMDeV

K, had enough of *noun*arity. not funny
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Man complains about uninventive headline, thinks he's witty. commentarity ensues.

lordargent		2003-12-18 07:05:11 PM

DariusMDeV: I mean fark, where did that even come from?

You just answered your own question.

It's in the pseudodictionary already, now it just needs to get into wikipedia to maintain its hold.

http://pseudodictionary.com/search.php?searchterm=jailarity

DariusMDeV		2003-12-18 07:08:20 PM

2003-12-18 07:03:57 PM DidntReadtheArticle

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2003-12-18 07:00:11 PM DariusMDeV

K, had enough of *noun*arity. not funny
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Man complains about uninventive headline, thinks he's witty. commentarity ensues.

Man complains about man who complains about stupid headline cliche that needs to die. DidntReadTheArticle is a dipshiatarity ensues.

macker		2003-12-18 07:09:35 PM

does anyone realize that usually, refrigerated milk trucks/ice cream trucks are colled by using nitrious oxide?

Wananah		2003-12-18 07:10:35 PM

This came from the BCS Eagle? gotta be a freak computer glitch...

JaceSan		2003-12-18 07:11:36 PM

Got warrants?

DidntReadtheArticle		2003-12-18 07:11:37 PM

dipshiatarity is a good one. I'm impressed with the creativity.

DariusMDeV		2003-12-18 07:13:00 PM

Thank you kind sir, you are a gentleman true.

SpinStopper		2003-12-18 07:19:58 PM

The most amazing thing about this article, to me, was the revelation that there are subdivisions in Waller County:

"He then was spotted wandering naked in a Waller County subdivision"

There are hardly any houses in Waller County.

JaceSan		2003-12-18 07:21:26 PM

There are hardly any houses in Waller County.

Which made him easier to spot, no?

SpinStopper		2003-12-18 07:23:12 PM

Good point :)

Ice Wolf		2003-12-18 07:26:10 PM

the things people do to get laid... if i was that drunk even i wouldnt be that stupid to run around naked...but then agian theres snow here.

Thanksgiver		2003-12-18 07:44:04 PM

DidntReadtheArticle, don't you mean creatarity?

InternetSecurityGuard		2003-12-18 07:58:54 PM

Now, this is my kind of milkman:

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-10-21/index.html

macker		2003-12-18 08:34:20 PM

sucurityguard you scare me, hah

Switchblade		2003-12-18 09:04:13 PM

So who around here still thinks 'jailrity' is still amusing? Morons just can't think of a witty headline; they must stoop to this low, low level.

iamdan		2003-12-18 09:21:09 PM

APPROVED!

mervyn		2003-12-18 10:38:57 PM

So he has a milk fetish. He has three hookers waiting at his house and not enough money for the milk. So next step is to steal the milk and save time by getting naked on the way. Almost sounds like a plan.