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(The Atlantic Wire)   Painting of South African president's penis defaced. In related news, someone made a painting of South Africa's president's penis. With helpful photo of original painting (not safe for work, lunch)   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 22
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2013-03-01 02:51:24 PM
Yeah, that is fugly....

*scrolls down*

Oh, that was his arm.
 
2013-03-01 02:51:30 PM
our First Lady wanted to commission a similar work for her beloved but found out they can't make a canvas that large.
 
2013-03-01 02:52:08 PM

hobnail: Yeah, that is fugly....

*scrolls down*

Oh, that was his arm.


umm, no,
look closer
 
2013-03-01 02:52:19 PM
You said "penis" twice.
 
2013-03-01 02:52:37 PM
Ummm...okay. Stupid question time: Why do a portrait with his schlong hanging out?
 
2013-03-01 02:52:50 PM
"Seeing as how there's video footage catching them (literally) red handed, we wonder what they'll have to say for themselves."

I wonder as well...perhaps something along the lines of "you're welcome" would be appropriate.
 
2013-03-01 02:55:10 PM
He doesn't look black below the waist.

/one ticket please
 
2013-03-01 02:56:50 PM
At least it's not an "ant-eater" type penis


/ducks
 
2013-03-01 02:57:57 PM
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-03-01 03:01:08 PM

tinyarena: hobnail: Yeah, that is fugly....

*scrolls down*

Oh, that was his arm.

umm, no,
look closer


I looked at the first pic, the defaced one, and mistook his arm for his penis, see, because the retarded headline made it sound like it was a portrait of his penis-- not, as it turns out, a portrait of him rockin' out with his cock out.

/penis
 
2013-03-01 03:01:34 PM

Okieboy: At least it's not an "ant-eater" type penis


/ducks


I see what you're trying to do right there.... Not going to fall for a sly circumcision thread! Nope!
 
2013-03-01 03:01:49 PM
Wimmin don't like seeing it so they give a special place to hide it.

Defacing art sucks.

Round-up the little gutter snipes and put them away.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:19 PM
LOL SPLAMM  got filter-pwned
 
2013-03-01 03:10:46 PM

offmymeds: Ummm...okay. Stupid question time: Why do a portrait with his schlong hanging out?


Because that way, it's art rather than propaganda.  A picture of a politician is always just propaganda, unless there's nudity in it, and then it's art.  See?

I may not know what I like, but I know art.
 
2013-03-01 03:15:53 PM

Okieboy: LOL SPLAMM  got filter-pwned


and missed the obvious chance to be the Weeners.

/I'm hoping I remember my filter phrases
//penis
 
2013-03-01 03:17:41 PM

FloydA: offmymeds: Ummm...okay. Stupid question time: Why do a portrait with his schlong hanging out?

Because that way, it's art rather than propaganda.  A picture of a politician is always just propaganda, unless there's nudity in it, and then it's art.  See?

I may not know what I like, but I know art.


MRS.ARMSTRONG: I sense great vulcrability. A land child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

MR. ARMSTRONG: I see a parasite.

MRS.ARMSTRONG: A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

MR. ARMSTRONG: He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.
 
2013-03-01 03:20:12 PM

hobnail: tinyarena: hobnail: Yeah, that is fugly....

*scrolls down*

Oh, that was his arm.

umm, no,
look closer

I looked at the first pic, the defaced one, and mistook his arm for his penis, see, because the retarded headline made it sound like it was a portrait of his penis-- not, as it turns out, a portrait of him rockin' out with his cock out.

/penis


oh, never mind then, my bad
 
2013-03-01 03:21:39 PM
dick move
 
2013-03-01 03:22:45 PM

hobnail: Okieboy: LOL SPLAMM  got filter-pwned

and missed the obvious chance to be the Weeners.

/I'm hoping I remember my filter phrases
//penis


and must have a sad and empty life for that to even be a desire in the first place.
 
2013-03-01 03:48:40 PM

InquisitiveJorge: dick move


i105.photobucket.com
What a dick move might look like.
 
2013-03-01 05:52:03 PM

100 Watt Walrus: hobnail: Okieboy: LOL SPLAMM  got filter-pwned

and missed the obvious chance to be the Weeners.

/I'm hoping I remember my filter phrases
//penis

and must have a sad and empty life for that to even be a desire in the first place.


INDEED
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2013-03-02 02:51:45 AM
Hello, just wanted to be first on a thread.  Unfortunately a penis thread.  Oh well.
 
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