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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If passing out at a Super Bowl party and getting sexually molested by two females is wrong, I don't want to be right   (syracuse.com) divider line 26
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2013-03-01 03:10:32 PM
6 votes:

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.
2013-03-01 03:09:14 PM
3 votes:
I'd have to wait and see what kind of molestation too.

Wake up to someone sitting on my face?  Not bad.

Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.
2013-03-01 03:09:12 PM
3 votes:
They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?
2013-03-01 05:10:07 PM
2 votes:

Surly U. Jest: A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.


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2013-03-01 04:42:28 PM
2 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?


Which one? The bottle or your ass?
2013-03-01 04:00:33 PM
2 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


How else am I supposed to get it open?
2013-03-01 03:59:42 PM
2 votes:

RoadRage78: Maybe he's teh ghey...



Or an LSU fan.
2013-03-01 03:23:17 PM
2 votes:

FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.


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2013-03-01 03:12:41 PM
2 votes:

born_yesterday: GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.


A man's body has ways of shutting it down.
2013-03-01 03:11:31 PM
2 votes:
Oh man, rape me. I don't care."

i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-01 03:10:41 PM
2 votes:
He wanted to lock gazes with her while she gave him herpes.  That's how Hollywood portrays it, right?
2013-03-01 03:07:38 PM
2 votes:
I don't know why, but something about this story reeks of Jugalette
2013-03-01 04:40:04 PM
1 votes:

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


It all depends on what he was wearing. Maybe he was asking for it?
2013-03-01 03:50:23 PM
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


It hurts like hell coming out if they leave the cap on.

/Or so I've heard....
2013-03-01 03:39:33 PM
1 votes:
SmackLT:
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"Yarr! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares."
2013-03-01 03:36:11 PM
1 votes:
Rape culture!
2013-03-01 03:34:47 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?

Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.


So the lesson here is, if you have a small dick, don't pass out.
2013-03-01 03:29:16 PM
1 votes:
Juggalo like typing detected:

"Its funny how quick a trick will talk shiat about the same biatch you called" your bestiee:)" a week ago this town is getting rediculous get a farking life stop trying to play both sides man the fark up and b u not wat everyone wants you be ha !!!.. on that note off to bed busy morningtommorrow peace out fakebook!!!:)" - Chasity Bell
2013-03-01 03:20:53 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Ok with? That's what I have to imagine to finish
2013-03-01 03:17:12 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

born_yesterday: If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.


It was just rape, not rape-rape.

/I said rape 3 times
//4 times
2013-03-01 03:15:45 PM
1 votes:
Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.
2013-03-01 02:59:35 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-01 02:22:06 PM
1 votes:
Oh, but I OFFER to get freaky with two teenagers and I'm the weirdo! I see how things are!
2013-03-01 02:16:06 PM
1 votes:
Maybe they hadn't bathed in days.
2013-03-01 01:56:22 PM
1 votes:
The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault

Maybe that's why he's complaining? it wasn't rough enough to even wake him?
2013-03-01 01:56:13 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.
 
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