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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If passing out at a Super Bowl party and getting sexually molested by two females is wrong, I don't want to be right   (syracuse.com) divider line 22
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2013-03-01 03:09:12 PM  
10 votes:
They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?
2013-03-01 03:09:14 PM  
4 votes:
I'd have to wait and see what kind of molestation too.

Wake up to someone sitting on my face?  Not bad.

Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.
2013-03-01 02:20:13 PM  
4 votes:

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


Remember also that another guy who was raped by a woman while passed put after a party now has to pay child support for the baby she had
2013-03-01 03:17:26 PM  
3 votes:
Honestly, lots of reasons this could have skeeved him out:

He has a girlfriend
He's super religious
He's gay
He's related to one or both of them
They're the girlfriend of one of his friends
He doesn't like sex
They did something painful or humiliating to him
One or both of them are crazy stalker types that he's trying to avoids

Regardless, does it really farking matter?  "Don't have sex with people passed out drunk" is a pretty easy rule to remember.
2013-03-01 01:56:13 PM  
3 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.
2013-03-01 04:30:48 PM  
2 votes:
Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?
2013-03-01 02:22:06 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, but I OFFER to get freaky with two teenagers and I'm the weirdo! I see how things are!
2013-03-01 02:14:20 PM  
2 votes:
Surprised the guy wasn't charged.
2013-03-01 01:52:18 PM  
2 votes:
Since one girl was underage could the man now be put on the sex offenders list for sexual contact with a minor? Hmmmmmm
2013-03-01 06:50:15 PM  
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Haven't you ever been with a girl who woke you up with sex, and by the time you were awake you were already inside her?  Somehow, without your consent, that thing got hard didn't it?

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2013-03-01 06:03:09 PM  
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?

But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Prostate massage.
2013-03-01 04:20:16 PM  
1 votes:
Where were these rapists when I was a passing-out drunk?

Sigh.
2013-03-01 03:34:47 PM  
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?

Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.


So the lesson here is, if you have a small dick, don't pass out.
2013-03-01 03:30:52 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.
2013-03-01 03:29:53 PM  
1 votes:

meanmutton: Honestly, lots of reasons this could have skeeved him out:

He has a girlfriend
He's super religious
He's gay
He's related to one or both of them
They're the girlfriend of one of his friends
He doesn't like sex
They did something painful or humiliating to him
One or both of them are crazy stalker types that he's trying to avoids

Regardless, does it really farking matter?  "Don't have sex with people passed out drunk" is a pretty easy rule to remember.


I'd be worried if they had an STD or something.
2013-03-01 03:23:17 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.


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2013-03-01 03:21:04 PM  
1 votes:

Raug the Dwarf: Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.


There are guys that would pay for that also.
2013-03-01 03:15:45 PM  
1 votes:
Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.
2013-03-01 03:11:31 PM  
1 votes:
Oh man, rape me. I don't care."

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2013-03-01 03:07:38 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know why, but something about this story reeks of Jugalette
2013-03-01 01:28:43 PM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.



Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.
2013-03-01 12:49:00 PM  
1 votes:
  The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.
 
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