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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If passing out at a Super Bowl party and getting sexually molested by two females is wrong, I don't want to be right   (syracuse.com) divider line 141
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2013-03-01 04:43:38 PM  

Biner: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?

Which one? The bottle or your ass?


A gentleman never kisses and tells
 
2013-03-01 04:47:00 PM  
You get it when you sleep.

LONELY/
 
2013-03-01 04:48:10 PM  
There's lots of reasons why this could be bad:
- My wife might find out
- They might be shoving stuff up my butt
- They might give me an STD
- I might end up on the hook for child support


But if you are willing to guarantee that none of those conditions will be violated, yeah, go ahead.
 
2013-03-01 04:49:19 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Look, it's been a long time since I did shots, OK? I didn't even want to, but Jimmy called me a pussy.
 
2013-03-01 04:49:48 PM  

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


She'd be killed for dishonouring her family?
 
2013-03-01 04:57:10 PM  
Passed out drunk at 19? Aren't there laws against that too?
 
2013-03-01 04:59:19 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Biner: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?

Which one? The bottle or your ass?

A gentleman never kisses and tells


Kisses what? The bottle or the ass?

/sorry, couldn't resist
 
2013-03-01 05:06:45 PM  
A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.
 
2013-03-01 05:10:07 PM  

Surly U. Jest: A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.


oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-03-01 05:14:23 PM  

Surly U. Jest: A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.



jebbus that's some scary shiat!
 
2013-03-01 05:18:57 PM  
What happened to "Chastity"?  When did the misspelling "Chasity" become so common?  It seems like I never remember hearing/seeing it until about 15 years ago.  Like people saying "Artic" when they mean "Arctic".

It gets on my nerves.
 
2013-03-01 05:20:00 PM  

craigzy: see yall in the followup thread 6 months from now when the guy tests positive for HIV.


Are you, Positive?
 
2013-03-01 05:31:19 PM  
They took pictures of his tiny tiny unit and many people saw it.
He asked for a sober follow-up  and was denied.
The rest of what you all speculated.
 
2013-03-01 06:03:09 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?

But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Prostate massage.
 
2013-03-01 06:09:32 PM  
Paging Abacus9.   Abacus9 to the rape thread.
 
2013-03-01 06:10:15 PM  
Sounds like he's crying foul to avoid blackmail for pedophila.

The girl's underage, there's probably pictures. Attack now and get it on record that it was not consentual to avoid extortion or even child support later.
 
2013-03-01 06:14:38 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Sometimes weiners just have a mind of their own.
 
2013-03-01 06:15:32 PM  
WOOHOO!

Men can't be raped/sexually assaulted because they want it all the time anyway thread! YAY FOR MISANDRY!
 
2013-03-01 06:17:21 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


The same way a woman has an orgasm while getting raped. It's a biological reaction to stimuli having to do with chemical receptors and positive feedback loops.

The idea that if a man got an erection it wasn't rape is just as idiotic as saying a woman wasn't raped because she got wet when it happened.
 
2013-03-01 06:19:54 PM  

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


Begs to differ:

Kick.....BIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!
brightlightsfilm.com
 
2013-03-01 06:21:56 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


As long as they're checking out how far past the first row of their teeth it goes, I'm fine with that.
 
2013-03-01 06:25:30 PM  

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

si0.twimg.com

Word


I bet a bottle of nail polish will last that broad a decade or so.
 
2013-03-01 06:30:08 PM  
This is exactly why we need to teach abstinence only sex education and good old biblical morals in our schools.
 
2013-03-01 06:49:26 PM  
She's not a minor, do people read articles?
 
2013-03-01 06:50:15 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Haven't you ever been with a girl who woke you up with sex, and by the time you were awake you were already inside her?  Somehow, without your consent, that thing got hard didn't it?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 07:03:24 PM  

BigSnatch: I'm guessing they shoved stuff up his ass and posted pics on Facebook of it.


I bet this is what happened...
 
2013-03-01 07:07:04 PM  
So very bizarre.  women watching the super bowl, evidently getting so aroused they just needed some dick then and there?

"holy crap!  did you see that interception?  they were in blitz and left him on an island, and he still heisted the rock!?"

"i know!  but he sailed that ball on the seam!  what was he thinking?  and the whole league knows that guy bites on the pump fake!"

"You're rigth!  You know what sounds good right now?  COCK!  let's get 'im!"
 
2013-03-01 07:17:20 PM  
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-01 07:21:28 PM  
True story

I was staying at my buddies house while he and his wife were breaking up. I had a few too many drinks and passed out on the couch. A few hours later and next thing I know his wife is on top of me nude and I am already in her.

Yes it was really hot and seriously awkward at the same time. It also caused me years of guilt and agony.
 
2013-03-01 07:44:53 PM  
I can't tell if the mostly-unlocked Facebook account that matches the name and location of the suspect is actually her. The pic from the article is kind of grainy.
 
2013-03-01 07:51:21 PM  
Really expected to see this in the thread:

images61.fotki.com
 
2013-03-01 07:51:31 PM  

biyaaatci: ferretman: Callous: GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

No because young men do that to themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kicked+in+the+balls&oq=k ic ked+in+&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l10.1894.4765.0.6891.12.8.1.3.4.0.98.477.8.8 .0...0.0...1ac.1.PXHT3N41-TI

How do you kick yourself in the balls?  I guess you'd have to, like, jump up in the air and have really flexible knees.  I'm tempted to try it, but I'm afraid I might succeed.

[www.technologytell.com image 590x318]


I LOLed
 
2013-03-01 08:14:43 PM  
I am willing to bet money they pulled his pants down, took photos and laughed at him. Women aren't just going to fark a passed out guy, but some are cruel biatches who would do that.
 
2013-03-01 09:05:40 PM  

machoprogrammer: I am willing to bet money they pulled his pants down, took photos and laughed at him. Women aren't just going to fark a passed out guy, but some are cruel biatches who would do that.


I'm sure Sharpies were involved...
 
2013-03-01 09:13:31 PM  
Three reasons he might have pressed charges:

modified wooden toilet paper holder

pegging

figging

/two of these are google traps
 
2013-03-01 10:23:55 PM  
Monroe  has felt the shame...

img32.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-01 10:26:46 PM  
Ghey
 
2013-03-01 10:41:06 PM  
Auburn has turned into a hive of section 8 scum.  Everyone wants to be a thug.  It used to be a beautiful old town.

The very worst drug dealers I had to deal with came from Auburn as transplants from NYC by way of PR.

The DA out there is hangin on by the skin of his teeth.

These people would be called Chavs in the UK.

Must be way more to the story.
 
2013-03-01 11:11:30 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Three reasons he might have pressed charges:

modified wooden toilet paper holder


Wow. Just, wow.

/I too am guessing the foreign object in pooper angle on this
 
2013-03-01 11:49:52 PM  

kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell


better than most of the "hotties" I see posted here.
 
2013-03-02 10:35:16 AM  
It says that they exposed him, so my guess would be that the's got a little dick and they did it to make fun of him and now he wants to get even.
 
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