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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If passing out at a Super Bowl party and getting sexually molested by two females is wrong, I don't want to be right   (syracuse.com) divider line 141
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2013-03-01 03:29:16 PM
Juggalo like typing detected:

"Its funny how quick a trick will talk shiat about the same biatch you called" your bestiee:)" a week ago this town is getting rediculous get a farking life stop trying to play both sides man the fark up and b u not wat everyone wants you be ha !!!.. on that note off to bed busy morningtommorrow peace out fakebook!!!:)" - Chasity Bell
 
2013-03-01 03:29:27 PM

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Unless he's a Christian that was waiting for marriage to get it on,  yeah, he deserves the cockpunch.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:53 PM

meanmutton: Honestly, lots of reasons this could have skeeved him out:

He has a girlfriend
He's super religious
He's gay
He's related to one or both of them
They're the girlfriend of one of his friends
He doesn't like sex
They did something painful or humiliating to him
One or both of them are crazy stalker types that he's trying to avoids

Regardless, does it really farking matter?  "Don't have sex with people passed out drunk" is a pretty easy rule to remember.


I'd be worried if they had an STD or something.
 
2013-03-01 03:30:52 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:08 PM

Walker: Since one girl was underage could the man now be put on the sex offenders list for sexual contact with a minor? Hmmmmmm


That's where my mind went.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:12 PM

GAT_00: Callous: I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

Impressive.  You're completely unable to grasp sarcasm.


Oh, I got the sarcasm, I was just pointing out the only situation I could think of where the internet pervs would scream that it was sexual assault and want her drawn and quartered.  Everything else is fap fodder.
 
2013-03-01 03:32:20 PM
Everyone thinks they did nice things to the guy.......anyone stop and consider the fact that they could have been putting shiat up his butt?
 
2013-03-01 03:33:10 PM

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

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Eyebleach, STAT!
 
2013-03-01 03:34:04 PM
Chastity Belt?
 
2013-03-01 03:34:47 PM

Rwa2play: Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?

Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.


So the lesson here is, if you have a small dick, don't pass out.
 
2013-03-01 03:36:11 PM
Rape culture!
 
2013-03-01 03:38:12 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Some of us pay good money for that you know
 
2013-03-01 03:39:33 PM
SmackLT:
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wiw.org
"Yarr! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares."
 
2013-03-01 03:40:20 PM
I'm going to need the definition of abuse.

If it is just the girls trying to slap him awake, I've been there and done that.

Now if it involves penetration with romantic aids....
 
2013-03-01 03:40:24 PM

Mugato: Surprised the guy wasn't charged.


This is probably why he's pressing charges so that he won't end up charged as a sex offender. Makes sense.
 
2013-03-01 03:42:39 PM

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

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That be some serious DSL, there.
 
2013-03-01 03:43:40 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


That was my first thought...ok second thought. Maybe they embarrassed the living fack out of him. They didn't say he passed out and they took turns blowing him although that would be my idea of fantasy football.
 
2013-03-01 03:47:04 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Came here to say this. All sexual contact is not the same.
 
2013-03-01 03:47:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!



Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?
 
2013-03-01 03:48:24 PM

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Because you love paying child support for kid conceived by rape?
 
2013-03-01 03:50:23 PM

Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


It hurts like hell coming out if they leave the cap on.

/Or so I've heard....
 
2013-03-01 03:50:32 PM

St. Snuff: Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.


Hey can I play this game?

1) The guy was so drunk he did not even feel the sexual assault.
2) The girls shoved a broom handle up his ass.
3) He now has Syphilis
4) The girls lied about their age
5) Profit.
 
2013-03-01 03:51:04 PM
If there was video recorded of this, pressing charges may be his way of getting on top of it, and making sure that no one comes after him for the fact that one of the girls was under the AOC.
 
2013-03-01 03:55:52 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Mom?
 
2013-03-01 03:59:42 PM

RoadRage78: Maybe he's teh ghey...



Or an LSU fan.
 
2013-03-01 04:00:33 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


How else am I supposed to get it open?
 
2013-03-01 04:03:11 PM
Had a woman do this to me.

When she got off she stopped and left.

Blue Balls let me know something happened.

She got blackballed from the sisterhood
 
2013-03-01 04:07:15 PM

Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


Keep in mind who you are responding too. A very significant repressed proportion of the GOP would totally be aroused by that.
 
2013-03-01 04:10:14 PM
http://www.fark.com/comments/7620448/82805350#c82805350" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">St. Snuff: Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.

Hey can I play this game?

1) The guy was so drunk he did not even feel the sexual assault.


2) The girls shoved a broom handle up his ass.
3) He now has Syphilis



4) The girls lied about their age
5) Profit


You can get syphillis from a broom handle? Uh-oh
 
2013-03-01 04:13:52 PM
Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.
 
2013-03-01 04:15:38 PM

durbnpoisn: Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.


not a good theory either
 
2013-03-01 04:15:39 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Some of us pay good money for that you know


Same here but it's my decision. I get to go up, put my paycheck down and have her laugh at my penis.
 
2013-03-01 04:20:06 PM
Chastity? Does she own a Name Dictionary?
 
2013-03-01 04:20:16 PM

Slaves2Darkness: St. Snuff: Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.

Hey can I play this game?

1) The guy was so drunk he did not even feel the sexual assault.
2) The girls shoved a broom handle up his ass.
3) He now has Syphilis
4) The girls lied about their age
5) Profit.


My turn!

1) the guy thought he would be getting a threesome
2) The lady was actually the girl's mother
3)  a mother/daughter tag until he realizes the girl was underage
4)  cries rape/sexual assault because he would be prosecuted for being a perv
5) no profit but saved by the Bell
 
2013-03-01 04:20:16 PM
Where were these rapists when I was a passing-out drunk?

Sigh.
 
2013-03-01 04:20:54 PM

severedtoe: durbnpoisn: Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.

not a good theory either


I honestly don't know how that works.  If the age of consent is 16, does your partner need to be under 18 to avoid statatory rape?
 
2013-03-01 04:21:05 PM
Perhaps he's just upset that he was passed out at the time?
 
2013-03-01 04:22:53 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Same here but it's my decision. I get to go up, put my paycheck down and have her laugh at my penis.


Your hookers are multi-service and cash checks too?

I sir, am jealous
 
2013-03-01 04:26:20 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Wake up with something stuck up my ass? We've got a problem.


Dude...my wife works the OR, and this is exactly one of the horrible stories she insists on telling.  Some dude got totally wasted on crack and booze, got with two hookers, somehow managed to pass out, and while out the two hookers proceeded to shove a pair of tongs up his bung hole.  Messed him up *bad*...colostomy bag bad.
 
2013-03-01 04:26:22 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Tat'dGreaser: Same here but it's my decision. I get to go up, put my paycheck down and have her laugh at my penis.

Your hookers are multi-service and cash checks too?

I sir, am jealous


That way, you never have to go to the ATM.
 
2013-03-01 04:27:46 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Your hookers are multi-service and cash checks too?

I sir, am jealous



If you go to the same girls/pimps over and over again I'm sure they will start taking checks.

It's a trust issue.
 
2013-03-01 04:30:48 PM
Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?
 
2013-03-01 04:31:45 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?


LOL
 
2013-03-01 04:32:42 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


This would be my guess. Passed out guests are usually targets for ridicule. I wouldn't be surprised if a puppet show was involved.
 
2013-03-01 04:33:03 PM

durbnpoisn: severedtoe: durbnpoisn: Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.

not a good theory either

I honestly don't know how that works.  If the age of consent is 16, does your partner need to be under 18 to avoid statatory rape?


Varies. In some jurisdictions where the age of consent is 16, the law may impose a rule limiting the age gap between the parties, to 3-5 years, since a 16 year old is still a minor for just about all other purposes. Other states, such as New York, allow a 16 year old's consent to be sufficient should the parents of the 16 year old also consent. Absent parental consent there, the age is 17.
 
2013-03-01 04:34:06 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I don't know why, but something about this story reeks of Jugalette


It's the upstate New York, methy-feel of it all.  It's prime breeding ground for it.

Also, WTF is up with her right eye vs the left one? Is it trying to get away or something?
 
2013-03-01 04:36:56 PM

ferretman: Callous: GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

No because young men do that to themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kicked+in+the+balls&oq=k ic ked+in+&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l10.1894.4765.0.6891.12.8.1.3.4.0.98.477.8.8 .0...0.0...1ac.1.PXHT3N41-TI


How do you kick yourself in the balls?  I guess you'd have to, like, jump up in the air and have really flexible knees.  I'm tempted to try it, but I'm afraid I might succeed.

www.technologytell.com
 
2013-03-01 04:40:04 PM

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


It all depends on what he was wearing. Maybe he was asking for it?
 
2013-03-01 04:42:28 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?


Which one? The bottle or your ass?
 
2013-03-01 04:43:00 PM

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?
 
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