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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If passing out at a Super Bowl party and getting sexually molested by two females is wrong, I don't want to be right   (syracuse.com) divider line 141
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2013-03-01 12:38:26 PM
I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!
 
2013-03-01 12:49:00 PM
  The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.
 
2013-03-01 01:28:43 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.



Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.
 
2013-03-01 01:52:18 PM
Since one girl was underage could the man now be put on the sex offenders list for sexual contact with a minor? Hmmmmmm
 
2013-03-01 01:56:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.
 
2013-03-01 01:56:22 PM
The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault

Maybe that's why he's complaining? it wasn't rough enough to even wake him?
 
2013-03-01 02:14:20 PM
Surprised the guy wasn't charged.
 
2013-03-01 02:16:06 PM
Maybe they hadn't bathed in days.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-01 02:17:25 PM
Who wouldn't feel safe passing out around someone named Chasity Bell?
 
2013-03-01 02:20:13 PM

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


Remember also that another guy who was raped by a woman while passed put after a party now has to pay child support for the baby she had
 
2013-03-01 02:22:06 PM
Oh, but I OFFER to get freaky with two teenagers and I'm the weirdo! I see how things are!
 
2013-03-01 02:29:00 PM
Who hasn't gotten a drunken lap dance from some meth stripper skank named "Chastity"?
 
2013-03-01 02:48:24 PM

GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape. There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.



No sexual abuse a pretty woman can ever commit.


I have standards.
 
2013-03-01 02:59:35 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 03:07:38 PM
I don't know why, but something about this story reeks of Jugalette
 
2013-03-01 03:09:12 PM
They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?
 
2013-03-01 03:09:14 PM
I'd have to wait and see what kind of molestation too.

Wake up to someone sitting on my face?  Not bad.

Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:32 PM

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:36 PM
FTFA: exposed a 19-year-old man to sexual contact

I am curious about the contact they exposed him to.

Mugato


Surprised the guy wasn't charged.

With an under aged girl involved I am as well.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:41 PM
He wanted to lock gazes with her while she gave him herpes.  That's how Hollywood portrays it, right?
 
2013-03-01 03:11:31 PM
Oh man, rape me. I don't care."

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-01 03:11:39 PM

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


1,000 times THIS
 
2013-03-01 03:12:41 PM

born_yesterday: GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.


A man's body has ways of shutting it down.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:10 PM
So which boxes did he choose?
 
2013-03-01 03:13:15 PM

Dufus: The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault

Maybe that's why he's complaining? it wasn't rough enough to even wake him?


He wasn't awake, so he couldn't enjoy it. I know I'd complain about that!

/though seriously I am with GAT_00, sexual abuse isn't just limited to male on female abuse
 
2013-03-01 03:13:20 PM
One man's "sexually molested" is another's fetish, and vice versa.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:28 PM
media.syracuse.com
Chasity Bell
 
2013-03-01 03:13:34 PM
How did he know?
 
2013-03-01 03:14:45 PM

Mugato: Surprised the guy wasn't charged.


Wikipedia says:

Non-intercourse sexual activity is also regulated based on age. Non-intercourse sexual activity, called "sexual contact" is defined as "any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person not married to the actor for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing." (NY Penal Law § 130.00[3].) If the person is underage such "sexual contact" can constitute the crime of "sexual abuse."

"Sexual contact" with a person less than 17 but at least 14, by a perpetrator who is at least five years older than the victim is "Sexual abuse in the third degree," a class B misdemeanor. (NY Penal Law § 130.55.) So, in New York, if you're within 5 years of someone who is 16 and you don't have intercourse, it's not illegal.
 
2013-03-01 03:15:11 PM

vernonFL: Who hasn't gotten a drunken lap dance from some meth stripper skank named "Chastity"?


Came to say this. Parents gave their girl a stripper name and I'm guessing they weren't celebrities (and so could get away with it).
 
2013-03-01 03:15:45 PM
Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:12 PM

GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

born_yesterday: If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.


It was just rape, not rape-rape.

/I said rape 3 times
//4 times
 
2013-03-01 03:17:26 PM
Honestly, lots of reasons this could have skeeved him out:

He has a girlfriend
He's super religious
He's gay
He's related to one or both of them
They're the girlfriend of one of his friends
He doesn't like sex
They did something painful or humiliating to him
One or both of them are crazy stalker types that he's trying to avoids

Regardless, does it really farking matter?  "Don't have sex with people passed out drunk" is a pretty easy rule to remember.
 
2013-03-01 03:18:16 PM
Maybe he's teh ghey...

NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-01 03:18:20 PM

kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell


Was I the only one that read it as Chastity Belt?
 
2013-03-01 03:19:38 PM

R1mbaud: How did he know?


Started to burn when he peed.

That's Ravens fans for you.
 
2013-03-01 03:19:42 PM
I do believe this was an attempt by her to get pregnant by him.  Is a rape charge on record evidence enough to get out of child support?
 
2013-03-01 03:20:02 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


I was never ok with that fantasy. Why would anyone even think of a fantasy like that, you might want to pick up a Penthouse Forum ( if they are still around)
/maybe the guy was gay
.
 
2013-03-01 03:20:53 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Ok with? That's what I have to imagine to finish
 
2013-03-01 03:21:04 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.


There are guys that would pay for that also.
 
2013-03-01 03:21:33 PM
I'm guessing they shoved stuff up his ass and posted pics on Facebook of it.
 
2013-03-01 03:22:53 PM

Callous: kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell

Was I the only one that read it as Chastity Belt?


I always wondered what happened to Ed rom "Ed Edd n Eddy"
 
2013-03-01 03:23:17 PM

weirdneighbour: I was never ok with that fantasy. Why would anyone even think of a fantasy like that, you might want to pick up a Penthouse Forum ( if they are still around)
/maybe the guy was gay
.


What if he knows they have Aids? Is he gay then?

imgod2u: Ok with? That's what I have to imagine to finish


Lulz
 
2013-03-01 03:23:17 PM

FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.


si0.twimg.com
Word
 
2013-03-01 03:23:26 PM

Callous: GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,


No because young men do that to themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kicked+in+the+balls&oq=k ic ked+in+&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l10.1894.4765.0.6891.12.8.1.3.4.0.98.477.8.8 .0...0.0...1ac.1.PXHT3N41-TI
 
2013-03-01 03:23:56 PM

Callous: kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell

Was I the only one that read it as Chastity Belt?


No, I had to go back and double check my spelling.
 
2013-03-01 03:24:21 PM
see yall in the followup thread 6 months from now when the guy tests positive for HIV.
 
2013-03-01 03:25:27 PM

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

[si0.twimg.com image 500x483]
Word


that was unnecessarily cruel.
 
2013-03-01 03:25:37 PM

Callous: I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,


Impressive.  You're completely unable to grasp sarcasm.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:05 PM

FloydA: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.


Isn't the age of consent in NY 18?  There was a 16 y/o involved, so SOMEONE was going to end up charged with something.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:16 PM
Juggalo like typing detected:

"Its funny how quick a trick will talk shiat about the same biatch you called" your bestiee:)" a week ago this town is getting rediculous get a farking life stop trying to play both sides man the fark up and b u not wat everyone wants you be ha !!!.. on that note off to bed busy morningtommorrow peace out fakebook!!!:)" - Chasity Bell
 
2013-03-01 03:29:27 PM

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Unless he's a Christian that was waiting for marriage to get it on,  yeah, he deserves the cockpunch.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:53 PM

meanmutton: Honestly, lots of reasons this could have skeeved him out:

He has a girlfriend
He's super religious
He's gay
He's related to one or both of them
They're the girlfriend of one of his friends
He doesn't like sex
They did something painful or humiliating to him
One or both of them are crazy stalker types that he's trying to avoids

Regardless, does it really farking matter?  "Don't have sex with people passed out drunk" is a pretty easy rule to remember.


I'd be worried if they had an STD or something.
 
2013-03-01 03:30:52 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:08 PM

Walker: Since one girl was underage could the man now be put on the sex offenders list for sexual contact with a minor? Hmmmmmm


That's where my mind went.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:12 PM

GAT_00: Callous: I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

Impressive.  You're completely unable to grasp sarcasm.


Oh, I got the sarcasm, I was just pointing out the only situation I could think of where the internet pervs would scream that it was sexual assault and want her drawn and quartered.  Everything else is fap fodder.
 
2013-03-01 03:32:20 PM
Everyone thinks they did nice things to the guy.......anyone stop and consider the fact that they could have been putting shiat up his butt?
 
2013-03-01 03:33:10 PM

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

[si0.twimg.com image 500x483]
Word


Eyebleach, STAT!
 
2013-03-01 03:34:04 PM
Chastity Belt?
 
2013-03-01 03:34:47 PM

Rwa2play: Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?

Ok, now that's a good reason to file charges.


So the lesson here is, if you have a small dick, don't pass out.
 
2013-03-01 03:36:11 PM
Rape culture!
 
2013-03-01 03:38:12 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Some of us pay good money for that you know
 
2013-03-01 03:39:33 PM
SmackLT:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x483]
Word


wiw.org
"Yarr! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares."
 
2013-03-01 03:40:20 PM
I'm going to need the definition of abuse.

If it is just the girls trying to slap him awake, I've been there and done that.

Now if it involves penetration with romantic aids....
 
2013-03-01 03:40:24 PM

Mugato: Surprised the guy wasn't charged.


This is probably why he's pressing charges so that he won't end up charged as a sex offender. Makes sense.
 
2013-03-01 03:42:39 PM

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

[si0.twimg.com image 500x483]
Word


That be some serious DSL, there.
 
2013-03-01 03:43:40 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


That was my first thought...ok second thought. Maybe they embarrassed the living fack out of him. They didn't say he passed out and they took turns blowing him although that would be my idea of fantasy football.
 
2013-03-01 03:47:04 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Came here to say this. All sexual contact is not the same.
 
2013-03-01 03:47:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!



Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?
 
2013-03-01 03:48:24 PM

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Because you love paying child support for kid conceived by rape?
 
2013-03-01 03:50:23 PM

Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


It hurts like hell coming out if they leave the cap on.

/Or so I've heard....
 
2013-03-01 03:50:32 PM

St. Snuff: Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.


Hey can I play this game?

1) The guy was so drunk he did not even feel the sexual assault.
2) The girls shoved a broom handle up his ass.
3) He now has Syphilis
4) The girls lied about their age
5) Profit.
 
2013-03-01 03:51:04 PM
If there was video recorded of this, pressing charges may be his way of getting on top of it, and making sure that no one comes after him for the fact that one of the girls was under the AOC.
 
2013-03-01 03:55:52 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Mom?
 
2013-03-01 03:59:42 PM

RoadRage78: Maybe he's teh ghey...



Or an LSU fan.
 
2013-03-01 04:00:33 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


How else am I supposed to get it open?
 
2013-03-01 04:03:11 PM
Had a woman do this to me.

When she got off she stopped and left.

Blue Balls let me know something happened.

She got blackballed from the sisterhood
 
2013-03-01 04:07:15 PM

Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?


Keep in mind who you are responding too. A very significant repressed proportion of the GOP would totally be aroused by that.
 
2013-03-01 04:10:14 PM
http://www.fark.com/comments/7620448/82805350#c82805350" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">St. Snuff: Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.

Hey can I play this game?

1) The guy was so drunk he did not even feel the sexual assault.


2) The girls shoved a broom handle up his ass.
3) He now has Syphilis



4) The girls lied about their age
5) Profit


You can get syphillis from a broom handle? Uh-oh
 
2013-03-01 04:13:52 PM
Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.
 
2013-03-01 04:15:38 PM

durbnpoisn: Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.


not a good theory either
 
2013-03-01 04:15:39 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Some of us pay good money for that you know


Same here but it's my decision. I get to go up, put my paycheck down and have her laugh at my penis.
 
2013-03-01 04:20:06 PM
Chastity? Does she own a Name Dictionary?
 
2013-03-01 04:20:16 PM

Slaves2Darkness: St. Snuff: Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.

Hey can I play this game?

1) The guy was so drunk he did not even feel the sexual assault.
2) The girls shoved a broom handle up his ass.
3) He now has Syphilis
4) The girls lied about their age
5) Profit.


My turn!

1) the guy thought he would be getting a threesome
2) The lady was actually the girl's mother
3)  a mother/daughter tag until he realizes the girl was underage
4)  cries rape/sexual assault because he would be prosecuted for being a perv
5) no profit but saved by the Bell
 
2013-03-01 04:20:16 PM
Where were these rapists when I was a passing-out drunk?

Sigh.
 
2013-03-01 04:20:54 PM

severedtoe: durbnpoisn: Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.

not a good theory either


I honestly don't know how that works.  If the age of consent is 16, does your partner need to be under 18 to avoid statatory rape?
 
2013-03-01 04:21:05 PM
Perhaps he's just upset that he was passed out at the time?
 
2013-03-01 04:22:53 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Same here but it's my decision. I get to go up, put my paycheck down and have her laugh at my penis.


Your hookers are multi-service and cash checks too?

I sir, am jealous
 
2013-03-01 04:26:20 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Wake up with something stuck up my ass? We've got a problem.


Dude...my wife works the OR, and this is exactly one of the horrible stories she insists on telling.  Some dude got totally wasted on crack and booze, got with two hookers, somehow managed to pass out, and while out the two hookers proceeded to shove a pair of tongs up his bung hole.  Messed him up *bad*...colostomy bag bad.
 
2013-03-01 04:26:22 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Tat'dGreaser: Same here but it's my decision. I get to go up, put my paycheck down and have her laugh at my penis.

Your hookers are multi-service and cash checks too?

I sir, am jealous


That way, you never have to go to the ATM.
 
2013-03-01 04:27:46 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Your hookers are multi-service and cash checks too?

I sir, am jealous



If you go to the same girls/pimps over and over again I'm sure they will start taking checks.

It's a trust issue.
 
2013-03-01 04:30:48 PM
Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?
 
2013-03-01 04:31:45 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?


LOL
 
2013-03-01 04:32:42 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


This would be my guess. Passed out guests are usually targets for ridicule. I wouldn't be surprised if a puppet show was involved.
 
2013-03-01 04:33:03 PM

durbnpoisn: severedtoe: durbnpoisn: Here is my thoery...  He knew what was going on, and when he found out one of was 16, he ha no choice to press charges, because otherwise HE could get in trouble for having sex with a girl underage.

It's not a very good thoery, of course, if the age of consent in that state is actually 16.

not a good theory either

I honestly don't know how that works.  If the age of consent is 16, does your partner need to be under 18 to avoid statatory rape?


Varies. In some jurisdictions where the age of consent is 16, the law may impose a rule limiting the age gap between the parties, to 3-5 years, since a 16 year old is still a minor for just about all other purposes. Other states, such as New York, allow a 16 year old's consent to be sufficient should the parents of the 16 year old also consent. Absent parental consent there, the age is 17.
 
2013-03-01 04:34:06 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I don't know why, but something about this story reeks of Jugalette


It's the upstate New York, methy-feel of it all.  It's prime breeding ground for it.

Also, WTF is up with her right eye vs the left one? Is it trying to get away or something?
 
2013-03-01 04:36:56 PM

ferretman: Callous: GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

No because young men do that to themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kicked+in+the+balls&oq=k ic ked+in+&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l10.1894.4765.0.6891.12.8.1.3.4.0.98.477.8.8 .0...0.0...1ac.1.PXHT3N41-TI


How do you kick yourself in the balls?  I guess you'd have to, like, jump up in the air and have really flexible knees.  I'm tempted to try it, but I'm afraid I might succeed.

www.technologytell.com
 
2013-03-01 04:40:04 PM

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


It all depends on what he was wearing. Maybe he was asking for it?
 
2013-03-01 04:42:28 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?


Which one? The bottle or your ass?
 
2013-03-01 04:43:00 PM

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?
 
2013-03-01 04:43:38 PM

Biner: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?

Which one? The bottle or your ass?


A gentleman never kisses and tells
 
2013-03-01 04:47:00 PM
You get it when you sleep.

LONELY/
 
2013-03-01 04:48:10 PM
There's lots of reasons why this could be bad:
- My wife might find out
- They might be shoving stuff up my butt
- They might give me an STD
- I might end up on the hook for child support


But if you are willing to guarantee that none of those conditions will be violated, yeah, go ahead.
 
2013-03-01 04:49:19 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Look, it's been a long time since I did shots, OK? I didn't even want to, but Jimmy called me a pussy.
 
2013-03-01 04:49:48 PM

GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?


She'd be killed for dishonouring her family?
 
2013-03-01 04:57:10 PM
Passed out drunk at 19? Aren't there laws against that too?
 
2013-03-01 04:59:19 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Biner: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Slaves2Darkness: Yeah I mean who doesn't want a beer bottle shoved up their ass?

How else am I supposed to get it open?

Which one? The bottle or your ass?

A gentleman never kisses and tells


Kisses what? The bottle or the ass?

/sorry, couldn't resist
 
2013-03-01 05:06:45 PM
A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.
 
2013-03-01 05:10:07 PM

Surly U. Jest: A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.


oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-03-01 05:14:23 PM

Surly U. Jest: A guy i used to work with told me a story about how he was gang raped by five sisters when he was 15. He was visiting his uncle on his farm in Georgia for the summer. He was a scrawny city kid and on the farm next door were five sisters, ranging in age from 14 to 19. He took a liking to the 14 year old and one day she invited him to go to the local swimming hole. As they are walking along they meet up with the other sisters. The oldest one walks up to him and says "you like my sister?" and then punches him hard in the face (he described her as big and scary). The next thing he knows he's on the ground and being held down by two of them. The oldest one pulls down his shorts and starts bring him to attention. She then mounts him and goes to town for a bit, then stops and trades places with another sister. The oldest one then sits on his face while holding him down (He described it as nasty and smelly) Each one proceeds to mount him in turn, including the 14 year old. Once they had their way, they threatened to kill him if he told anyone. He ran back to his uncle's farm crying. His uncle sees him and says "Boy, what you been up to?" He runs inside the house and eventually his aunt is able to coax the truth out of him. His uncle just looked at him and laughed, saying "quit yer crying, you're a man now"

Woody said it traumatized him for years.



jebbus that's some scary shiat!
 
2013-03-01 05:18:57 PM
What happened to "Chastity"?  When did the misspelling "Chasity" become so common?  It seems like I never remember hearing/seeing it until about 15 years ago.  Like people saying "Artic" when they mean "Arctic".

It gets on my nerves.
 
2013-03-01 05:20:00 PM

craigzy: see yall in the followup thread 6 months from now when the guy tests positive for HIV.


Are you, Positive?
 
2013-03-01 05:31:19 PM
They took pictures of his tiny tiny unit and many people saw it.
He asked for a sober follow-up  and was denied.
The rest of what you all speculated.
 
2013-03-01 06:03:09 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: GreenSun: Rape is rape. What happens when you get raped? You get penetrated or the attacker does weird things with your body and you don't know whether the rapist has any sexually transmitted disease or something bad that can be transferred to you. Forget about whether the rapist is pretty/handsome, if you didn't say "YES I WANT SEX" to the person then she or he does not have the right to have sex or "play" with you.

Obviously women are at risk of getting impregnated by attackers, but receiving unwanted sickness or having your personal/religious beliefs suddenly violated is something that males and females can get from being raped.

Those rapists should be sent to prison or killed. What would happen if the story was about two guys raping an unconscious woman?

But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Prostate massage.
 
2013-03-01 06:09:32 PM
Paging Abacus9.   Abacus9 to the rape thread.
 
2013-03-01 06:10:15 PM
Sounds like he's crying foul to avoid blackmail for pedophila.

The girl's underage, there's probably pictures. Attack now and get it on record that it was not consentual to avoid extortion or even child support later.
 
2013-03-01 06:14:38 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Sometimes weiners just have a mind of their own.
 
2013-03-01 06:15:32 PM
WOOHOO!

Men can't be raped/sexually assaulted because they want it all the time anyway thread! YAY FOR MISANDRY!
 
2013-03-01 06:17:21 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


The same way a woman has an orgasm while getting raped. It's a biological reaction to stimuli having to do with chemical receptors and positive feedback loops.

The idea that if a man got an erection it wasn't rape is just as idiotic as saying a woman wasn't raped because she got wet when it happened.
 
2013-03-01 06:19:54 PM

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


Begs to differ:

Kick.....BIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!
brightlightsfilm.com
 
2013-03-01 06:21:56 PM

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


As long as they're checking out how far past the first row of their teeth it goes, I'm fine with that.
 
2013-03-01 06:25:30 PM

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

si0.twimg.com

Word


I bet a bottle of nail polish will last that broad a decade or so.
 
2013-03-01 06:30:08 PM
This is exactly why we need to teach abstinence only sex education and good old biblical morals in our schools.
 
2013-03-01 06:49:26 PM
She's not a minor, do people read articles?
 
2013-03-01 06:50:15 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: But, how do 2 females force a male to get an erection?


Haven't you ever been with a girl who woke you up with sex, and by the time you were awake you were already inside her?  Somehow, without your consent, that thing got hard didn't it?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 07:03:24 PM

BigSnatch: I'm guessing they shoved stuff up his ass and posted pics on Facebook of it.


I bet this is what happened...
 
2013-03-01 07:07:04 PM
So very bizarre.  women watching the super bowl, evidently getting so aroused they just needed some dick then and there?

"holy crap!  did you see that interception?  they were in blitz and left him on an island, and he still heisted the rock!?"

"i know!  but he sailed that ball on the seam!  what was he thinking?  and the whole league knows that guy bites on the pump fake!"

"You're rigth!  You know what sounds good right now?  COCK!  let's get 'im!"
 
2013-03-01 07:17:20 PM
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-01 07:21:28 PM
True story

I was staying at my buddies house while he and his wife were breaking up. I had a few too many drinks and passed out on the couch. A few hours later and next thing I know his wife is on top of me nude and I am already in her.

Yes it was really hot and seriously awkward at the same time. It also caused me years of guilt and agony.
 
2013-03-01 07:44:53 PM
I can't tell if the mostly-unlocked Facebook account that matches the name and location of the suspect is actually her. The pic from the article is kind of grainy.
 
2013-03-01 07:51:21 PM
Really expected to see this in the thread:

images61.fotki.com
 
2013-03-01 07:51:31 PM

biyaaatci: ferretman: Callous: GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

No because young men do that to themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kicked+in+the+balls&oq=k ic ked+in+&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l10.1894.4765.0.6891.12.8.1.3.4.0.98.477.8.8 .0...0.0...1ac.1.PXHT3N41-TI

How do you kick yourself in the balls?  I guess you'd have to, like, jump up in the air and have really flexible knees.  I'm tempted to try it, but I'm afraid I might succeed.

[www.technologytell.com image 590x318]


I LOLed
 
2013-03-01 08:14:43 PM
I am willing to bet money they pulled his pants down, took photos and laughed at him. Women aren't just going to fark a passed out guy, but some are cruel biatches who would do that.
 
2013-03-01 09:05:40 PM

machoprogrammer: I am willing to bet money they pulled his pants down, took photos and laughed at him. Women aren't just going to fark a passed out guy, but some are cruel biatches who would do that.


I'm sure Sharpies were involved...
 
2013-03-01 09:13:31 PM
Three reasons he might have pressed charges:

modified wooden toilet paper holder

pegging

figging

/two of these are google traps
 
2013-03-01 10:23:55 PM
Monroe  has felt the shame...

img32.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-01 10:26:46 PM
Ghey
 
2013-03-01 10:41:06 PM
Auburn has turned into a hive of section 8 scum.  Everyone wants to be a thug.  It used to be a beautiful old town.

The very worst drug dealers I had to deal with came from Auburn as transplants from NYC by way of PR.

The DA out there is hangin on by the skin of his teeth.

These people would be called Chavs in the UK.

Must be way more to the story.
 
2013-03-01 11:11:30 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Three reasons he might have pressed charges:

modified wooden toilet paper holder


Wow. Just, wow.

/I too am guessing the foreign object in pooper angle on this
 
2013-03-01 11:49:52 PM

kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell


better than most of the "hotties" I see posted here.
 
2013-03-02 10:35:16 AM
It says that they exposed him, so my guess would be that the's got a little dick and they did it to make fun of him and now he wants to get even.
 
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