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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If passing out at a Super Bowl party and getting sexually molested by two females is wrong, I don't want to be right   (syracuse.com) divider line 141
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2013-03-01 12:38:26 PM  
I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!
 
2013-03-01 12:49:00 PM  
  The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.
 
2013-03-01 01:28:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.



Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.
 
2013-03-01 01:52:18 PM  
Since one girl was underage could the man now be put on the sex offenders list for sexual contact with a minor? Hmmmmmm
 
2013-03-01 01:56:13 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!


CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.
 
2013-03-01 01:56:22 PM  
The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault

Maybe that's why he's complaining? it wasn't rough enough to even wake him?
 
2013-03-01 02:14:20 PM  
Surprised the guy wasn't charged.
 
2013-03-01 02:16:06 PM  
Maybe they hadn't bathed in days.
 
Pud
2013-03-01 02:17:25 PM  
Who wouldn't feel safe passing out around someone named Chasity Bell?
 
2013-03-01 02:20:13 PM  

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


Remember also that another guy who was raped by a woman while passed put after a party now has to pay child support for the baby she had
 
2013-03-01 02:22:06 PM  
Oh, but I OFFER to get freaky with two teenagers and I'm the weirdo! I see how things are!
 
2013-03-01 02:29:00 PM  
Who hasn't gotten a drunken lap dance from some meth stripper skank named "Chastity"?
 
2013-03-01 02:48:24 PM  

GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape. There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.



No sexual abuse a pretty woman can ever commit.


I have standards.
 
2013-03-01 02:59:35 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 03:07:38 PM  
I don't know why, but something about this story reeks of Jugalette
 
2013-03-01 03:09:12 PM  
They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?
 
2013-03-01 03:09:14 PM  
I'd have to wait and see what kind of molestation too.

Wake up to someone sitting on my face?  Not bad.

Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:32 PM  

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:36 PM  
FTFA: exposed a 19-year-old man to sexual contact

I am curious about the contact they exposed him to.

Mugato


Surprised the guy wasn't charged.

With an under aged girl involved I am as well.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:41 PM  
He wanted to lock gazes with her while she gave him herpes.  That's how Hollywood portrays it, right?
 
2013-03-01 03:11:31 PM  
Oh man, rape me. I don't care."

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-01 03:11:39 PM  

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


1,000 times THIS
 
2013-03-01 03:12:41 PM  

born_yesterday: GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.

Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.


A man's body has ways of shutting it down.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:10 PM  
So which boxes did he choose?
 
2013-03-01 03:13:15 PM  

Dufus: The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault

Maybe that's why he's complaining? it wasn't rough enough to even wake him?


He wasn't awake, so he couldn't enjoy it. I know I'd complain about that!

/though seriously I am with GAT_00, sexual abuse isn't just limited to male on female abuse
 
2013-03-01 03:13:20 PM  
One man's "sexually molested" is another's fetish, and vice versa.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:28 PM  
media.syracuse.com
Chasity Bell
 
2013-03-01 03:13:34 PM  
How did he know?
 
2013-03-01 03:14:45 PM  

Mugato: Surprised the guy wasn't charged.


Wikipedia says:

Non-intercourse sexual activity is also regulated based on age. Non-intercourse sexual activity, called "sexual contact" is defined as "any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person not married to the actor for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing." (NY Penal Law § 130.00[3].) If the person is underage such "sexual contact" can constitute the crime of "sexual abuse."

"Sexual contact" with a person less than 17 but at least 14, by a perpetrator who is at least five years older than the victim is "Sexual abuse in the third degree," a class B misdemeanor. (NY Penal Law § 130.55.) So, in New York, if you're within 5 years of someone who is 16 and you don't have intercourse, it's not illegal.
 
2013-03-01 03:15:11 PM  

vernonFL: Who hasn't gotten a drunken lap dance from some meth stripper skank named "Chastity"?


Came to say this. Parents gave their girl a stripper name and I'm guessing they weren't celebrities (and so could get away with it).
 
2013-03-01 03:15:45 PM  
Well since the article was filled with details I will infer the following;
1) The guy was not that drunk.
2) He had a three-way with a girl over the age of majority and a minor.
3) His girlfriend found out.
4) Lied about being passed out and filed charges to avoid dealing with his girlfriend and the potential statutory rape charges.
5) Profit.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:12 PM  

GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.


I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,

born_yesterday: If it was legitimate rape, his penis would have rejected it.


It was just rape, not rape-rape.

/I said rape 3 times
//4 times
 
2013-03-01 03:17:26 PM  
Honestly, lots of reasons this could have skeeved him out:

He has a girlfriend
He's super religious
He's gay
He's related to one or both of them
They're the girlfriend of one of his friends
He doesn't like sex
They did something painful or humiliating to him
One or both of them are crazy stalker types that he's trying to avoids

Regardless, does it really farking matter?  "Don't have sex with people passed out drunk" is a pretty easy rule to remember.
 
2013-03-01 03:18:16 PM  
Maybe he's teh ghey...

NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-01 03:18:20 PM  

kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell


Was I the only one that read it as Chastity Belt?
 
2013-03-01 03:19:38 PM  

R1mbaud: How did he know?


Started to burn when he peed.

That's Ravens fans for you.
 
2013-03-01 03:19:42 PM  
I do believe this was an attempt by her to get pregnant by him.  Is a rape charge on record evidence enough to get out of child support?
 
2013-03-01 03:20:02 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


I was never ok with that fantasy. Why would anyone even think of a fantasy like that, you might want to pick up a Penthouse Forum ( if they are still around)
/maybe the guy was gay
.
 
2013-03-01 03:20:53 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: They say sexual contact but that's it. What if they pulled his pants down, laughed at his dick, made sure everyone saw how small his dick was and then took pics of it? You still ok with that fantasy?


Ok with? That's what I have to imagine to finish
 
2013-03-01 03:21:04 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Wake up with something stuck up my ass?  We've got a problem.


There are guys that would pay for that also.
 
2013-03-01 03:21:33 PM  
I'm guessing they shoved stuff up his ass and posted pics on Facebook of it.
 
2013-03-01 03:22:53 PM  

Callous: kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell

Was I the only one that read it as Chastity Belt?


I always wondered what happened to Ed rom "Ed Edd n Eddy"
 
2013-03-01 03:23:17 PM  

weirdneighbour: I was never ok with that fantasy. Why would anyone even think of a fantasy like that, you might want to pick up a Penthouse Forum ( if they are still around)
/maybe the guy was gay
.


What if he knows they have Aids? Is he gay then?

imgod2u: Ok with? That's what I have to imagine to finish


Lulz
 
2013-03-01 03:23:17 PM  

FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.


si0.twimg.com
Word
 
2013-03-01 03:23:26 PM  

Callous: GAT_00: Remember kids: only men can rape.  There is absolutely no sexual abuse a woman can ever commit on a man, and there is no situation ever where a man is not a willing participant in sex.

Unilateral truths from the Internet.

I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,


No because young men do that to themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kicked+in+the+balls&oq=k ic ked+in+&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l10.1894.4765.0.6891.12.8.1.3.4.0.98.477.8.8 .0...0.0...1ac.1.PXHT3N41-TI
 
2013-03-01 03:23:56 PM  

Callous: kindms: [media.syracuse.com image 155x173]
Chasity Bell

Was I the only one that read it as Chastity Belt?


No, I had to go back and double check my spelling.
 
2013-03-01 03:24:21 PM  
see yall in the followup thread 6 months from now when the guy tests positive for HIV.
 
2013-03-01 03:25:27 PM  

SmackLT: FloydA: Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.

[si0.twimg.com image 500x483]
Word


that was unnecessarily cruel.
 
2013-03-01 03:25:37 PM  

Callous: I would say getting kicked in the balls would qualify,


Impressive.  You're completely unable to grasp sarcasm.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:05 PM  

FloydA: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure I want to live on this planet any more....

This guy is pressing charges for something most people pay for!!

CPT Ethanolic: The guy pressing charges should be c*ck punched out of general principle.  My only complaint about the entire thing would be that the girl is hot and I'd prefer to be awake during the molestation.


Remember that we have not seen a photo of the unnamed 16 year old.  There might be a very good reason why the guy feels abused.


Isn't the age of consent in NY 18?  There was a 16 y/o involved, so SOMEONE was going to end up charged with something.
 
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