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(Houston Press)   Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo introduces the Double Double Bacon Cheeseburger, with two beef patties, four strips of bacon and four glazed donuts for buns   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 90
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2013-03-01 02:45:23 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Good for you and your principals.  More bacon for the rest of us.
 
2013-03-01 02:45:42 PM
Fat Kristie Alley picture please.
 
2013-03-01 02:45:57 PM
www.infinitydish.com
 
2013-03-01 02:47:10 PM

FARK rebel soldier:


Why is Mitt Romney shilling alternative meats?
 
2013-03-01 02:47:17 PM
www.tvshowsondvd.com
 
2013-03-01 02:47:53 PM

Callous: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Good for you and your principals.  More bacon for the rest of us.


Did you just miss the...do you not know...is...what the fark? shiat, man. Really?
 
2013-03-01 02:48:21 PM

Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.


Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.


I hate toasting the bun! It became even worse when it became known as a "gourmet" thing to do at all the burger shops (even McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, ect; does it!), so now I have to special order the non-toasting and feel bad about torturing the employees who have to type in "Don't Toast Bun" on the touch screen because their boss didn't think to put that in as a quick punch command on the POS system. I love my greasy soft bun when I eat a burger!
 
2013-03-01 02:49:16 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Callous: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Good for you and your principals.  More bacon for the rest of us.

Did you just miss the...do you not know...is...what the fark? shiat, man. Really?


He doesn't like pot bellies either.
 
2013-03-01 02:50:06 PM
i1136.photobucket.com

Cool! A hamburger thread!
 
das
2013-03-01 02:50:38 PM
Weaponized bacon.
 
2013-03-01 02:50:47 PM

Callous: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Good for you and your principals.  More bacon for the rest of us.


Don't ask him what it says on his wallet.
 
2013-03-01 02:53:37 PM

offmymeds: [i1136.photobucket.com image 334x500]

Cool! A hamburger thread!


That picture's a perfect storm of nasty - pasty, overweight, unshaven unshowered dude in ill-fitting clothes; cheetos, crotch shot, condiment-belly, and visible studs/insulation to boot.

That sucker had to be staged, but it's still amazing. I wouldn't have thought of half that shiat.
 
2013-03-01 02:56:48 PM
i can't say anything.  I just had the Jungle burger from Burger Island.
1/3 pound patty
two strips of bacon
fried onions
sauteed peppers
grilled jalepenos
sauted mushrooms
3 slices of cheese
with hickory bbq sauce

now i need to go hibernate or something.

I feel like a python that ate a whole pig.
 
2013-03-01 02:57:25 PM
Double Double?
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2 creams and 2 sugars.

ugh.
 
2013-03-01 02:59:08 PM
"Dr. Nicholas Lang, professor of surgery at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences, advised against ever consuming a hamdog at any point in one's lifetime."

tastyislandhawaii.com
 
2013-03-01 03:00:29 PM

Caffandtranqs: Coming from the westernmost tip of Texas where nobody says "ya'll" nor do they have Texas accents, I must say this sounds repulsive.


I'm from Houston and I learned to say Y'all from the Beastie Boys.

And this is me, y'all, an MC y'all
My Name is MCA and I still do what I please.
 
2013-03-01 03:00:55 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Callous: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Good for you and your principals.  More bacon for the rest of us.

Did you just miss the...do you not know...is...what the fark? shiat, man. Really?


Ok, what did I miss?
 
2013-03-01 03:01:02 PM
www.majhost.com
 
2013-03-01 03:01:52 PM

caramba421: [www.infinitydish.com image 400x300]


It's time for the Itis.

/Doesn't feel bad that I'm a white Goth guy who loves The Boondocks (both the comic and the cartoon)
 
2013-03-01 03:05:38 PM

jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
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Her ass is becoming super dense! LOOK OUT! IT'S SWALLOWING HER PANTS! THEY CAN'T ESCAPE THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL!
 
2013-03-01 03:08:43 PM

Southern100: Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.

Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.

I agree, a "sugarburger" just doesn't sound appetizing at all.


Sounds disturbingly close to sugar boogers.
 
2013-03-01 03:09:50 PM
Well I'm just  going to come right out and  ask -   can I get the  ranch dressing on the side? I'm watching my calories. Oh yeah, and make sure it's a  diet coke.
 
2013-03-01 03:12:39 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 03:13:57 PM
It will be named the Double Darwin Down
 
2013-03-01 03:17:25 PM

BarefootInTheFark: Why is Mitt Romney shilling alternative meats?


I was wondering that myself. Maybe it's a Mormon thing?
 
2013-03-01 03:20:16 PM

jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x400]


Come on dude, try harder next time.  The dude is waring a farking Yankee's t-shirt you lazy corksoaker.

/Houstonian
 
2013-03-01 03:23:59 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Southern100: Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.

Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.

I agree, a "sugarburger" just doesn't sound appetizing at all.

Sounds disturbingly close to sugar boogers.


Let me know when you're done with the mind bleach, please? I need a few gallons. :)
 
2013-03-01 03:27:44 PM

Mirrorz: Caffandtranqs: Coming from the westernmost tip of Texas where nobody says "ya'll" nor do they have Texas accents, I must say this sounds repulsive.

I'm from Houston and I learned to say Y'all from the Beastie Boys.

And this is me, y'all, an MC y'all
My Name is MCA and I still do what I please.


I have never been to Houston, but have spent time in other towns and been asked where I am from followed by disbelief when I say El Paso.  The questions about why I don't speak with an accent or say "ya'll" roll in afterward.  I just explain that El Paso is not like the rest of Texas.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:25 PM

maliklockett: It's the LUTHER!!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x240]

I thought it was a myth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger


Not a myth.  It is a glorious, glorious sandwich that I have experienced several times.

Also, it gives you The Itis.
 
2013-03-01 03:42:03 PM

yukichigai: maliklockett: It's the LUTHER!!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x240]

I thought it was a myth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

Not a myth.  It is a glorious, glorious sandwich that I have experienced several times.

Also, it gives you The Itis.


I salute you, you magnificent bastard
 
2013-03-01 03:42:39 PM

Mirrorz: Caffandtranqs: Coming from the westernmost tip of Texas where nobody says "ya'll" nor do they have Texas accents, I must say this sounds repulsive.

I'm from Houston and I learned to say Y'all from the Beastie Boys.

And this is me, y'all, an MC y'all
My Name is MCA and I still do what I please.


*Not that El Paso is wonderful or anything, just different because of its proximity to Mexico and New Mexico.  Hell, they call Juarez, Mexico the "sister city" of El Paso.  So, it's different for those reasons.
 
2013-03-01 03:49:39 PM
I could never even attempt to eat something like that.  I tend to freak myself out when I eat something bad, like "OH GOD I'm going to have  stroke because that 10 piece lemon pepper wings & fries from Pluckers were TOO SALTY!!"
 
2013-03-01 03:55:29 PM

Zoidfarb: [www.majhost.com image 747x599]


Man everytime I see this I lol my ballz off...This will be the way I go for sure........
 
2013-03-01 04:00:51 PM
From the cafeteria at work:

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-03-01 04:52:00 PM

Gifted Many Few: Spoiler alert: It's all turkey bacon. You not gonna die.


Just like you won't die as long as you order a diet coke along with your twenty-three double Whoppers, and your tub of fries.
 
2013-03-01 04:53:15 PM
As long as there's no damn cheese, I'm in.
 
2013-03-01 05:08:10 PM
meh, meh, meh, gross yall, meh, oh. oh, my.

media.houstonpress.com


Who is THAT? :9
 
2013-03-01 05:12:59 PM

das: Weaponized bacon.

 
2013-03-01 05:26:10 PM

willfullyobscure: meh, meh, meh, gross yall, meh, oh. oh, my.

[media.houstonpress.com image 565x377]


Who is THAT? :9


He's wearing a scarf.  In Texas. He's an artist writing about the fall of America.
 
2013-03-01 09:21:44 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2362369

Here's a seven year old story about a donut burger. How original.
 
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