Does it come with a free defibrillator?

Department of Redundancy Department

No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.


Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.

slackananda: Department of Redundancy Department

you said department twice... kinda redundant, don't ya think..

Great. Googly. Moogly.

Spoiler alert: It's all turkey bacon. You not gonna die.

Sponsored by: St. Lukes Cardiac Care Center.  "We're never far from wherever you are..."

Stupid.

Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.

I had one last night, it was pretty delicious.

/ate it for the novelty
//not a fatty

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

smallerGov: you said department twice

I like department

KrispyKritter: never been there but i love TX. since i was a lad i've seen the most beautiful women from TX in every beauty contest on TV and have heard many a tale of steaks that are of indecent size being typical restaurant fare. bless their hearts.

Krispy... Moved to Texas when I was ten and you are right.... The most beautiful steaks and most delicious women in the US..... Umm is that backwards?

Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.

Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.

I agree, a "sugarburger" just doesn't sound appetizing at all.

FARK rebel soldier:

Thanks.. I LOL'd

Bacon-flavored (and -- disturbingly -- colored) cotton candy. Eww.
Bacon-topped cinnamon rolls. Thanks, no, I'm fine.
Chocolate-covered bacon. No, honestly, I'm good, but thanks.
Bacon breakfast burritos. Excuse me, who would make a breakfast burrito WITHOUT bacon?
Bacon-topped baked potatoes. Yes? And? That's been ANSI standard for decades.
A bacon cheeseburger with two patties, four strips of bacon... Well, a little heavy but so ... ....and four glazed donuts for buns No. Just no.

m1ke: I had one last night, it was pretty delicious.

/ate it for the novelty
//not a fatty


Let me guess, you had a diet Coke too?

Houston Livestock Show...

America sounds fat.

I'll never understand the appeal of using donuts as hamburger buns.  I'm aware of the origin, just not the appeal.

I wonder if Chicago and Houston are still in epic battle for the US fattest city award

Link

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LessO2: Let me guess, you had a diet Coke too?

Hell no, I washed that bad boy down with a tall, cool, Budweiser.

I think they owe Jim Gaffigan a cut.

But does it have horse?

slackananda: smallerGov: you said department twice

I like department

It's high time we stopped joking about department. Department is not a laughing matter! Countless people's lives are damaged every year because of department.

/I know, I know, welcome to FARK blah blah blah...

Coming from the westernmost tip of Texas where nobody says "ya'll" nor do they have Texas accents, I must say this sounds repulsive.

Generally if the word "Foodie" is involved there's a stupid farking idea close on its heels.

FTA:
bacon. Covered in chocolate. Nevertheless, if you can't eat chocolate-covered bacon during Rodeo season, is life really worth living?

The burning question that has puzzled mankind for eons.

King Something: America sounds fat.

No... no... no... our scientists have assured us that it's perfectly healthy to eat all of this stuff, in fact anything, in "moderation". As long as it's "part of a healthy diet", there's no problem.

Now I'll grant that there are some Americans laughing and saying "what kind of retarded f*ck would eat this?" and "yeah, putting your tallywhacker into a vacuum cleaner has novelty value too", but those guys are usually recent immigrants etc. Which is why they're usually normal weight.

WhippingBoy: jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
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I understand a few extra pounds, but how do you let yourself get that fat???

Looks like its hereditary. They probably go through an entire cow during a meal.

It's the LUTHER!!


I thought it was a myth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

Caveat: The thing's made out of the losers.

Well, it's been nice knowing these people, I hope they die happy.

WhippingBoy: jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
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I understand a few extra pounds, but how do you let yourself get that fat???

They probably see that clothes DO come in a 6XL and go, "Oh, so there IS still room..."