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(Houston Press)   Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo introduces the Double Double Bacon Cheeseburger, with two beef patties, four strips of bacon and four glazed donuts for buns   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 90
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2013-03-01 02:08:50 PM
Does it come with a free defibrillator?
 
2013-03-01 02:09:21 PM
Department of Redundancy Department
 
2013-03-01 02:10:13 PM
No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.


Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.
 
2013-03-01 02:10:50 PM

slackananda: Department of Redundancy Department


you said department twice... kinda redundant, don't ya think..
 
2013-03-01 02:10:52 PM
i.imgur.com
APPROVES
 
2013-03-01 02:13:21 PM
Great. Googly. Moogly.
 
2013-03-01 02:14:32 PM
Never mind having EMTs on hand, they need a cardiac unit on hand.
 
2013-03-01 02:19:18 PM
Spoiler alert: It's all turkey bacon. You not gonna die.
 
2013-03-01 02:19:24 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-01 02:19:27 PM

Callous: Never mind having EMTs on hand, they need a cardiac unit on hand.


You should probably just go ahead and have yourself hooked up to a cardiac assist machine.
This will break even a pump with a 5HP Tecumseh.
 
2013-03-01 02:19:35 PM
never been there but i love TX. since i was a lad i've seen the most beautiful women from TX in every beauty contest on TV and have heard many a tale of steaks that are of indecent size being typical restaurant fare. bless their hearts.
 
2013-03-01 02:20:53 PM
Sponsored by: St. Lukes Cardiac Care Center.  "We're never far from wherever you are..."
 
2013-03-01 02:21:38 PM
Stupid.
 
2013-03-01 02:21:58 PM

Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.

 
2013-03-01 02:24:09 PM
i222.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 02:24:53 PM
I had one last night, it was pretty delicious.

/ate it for the novelty
//not a fatty
 
2013-03-01 02:25:22 PM
www.seventhswami.com
 
2013-03-01 02:25:23 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2013-03-01 02:25:43 PM

smallerGov: you said department twice


I like department
 
2013-03-01 02:25:48 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-01 02:26:18 PM

KrispyKritter: never been there but i love TX. since i was a lad i've seen the most beautiful women from TX in every beauty contest on TV and have heard many a tale of steaks that are of indecent size being typical restaurant fare. bless their hearts.


Krispy... Moved to Texas when I was ten and you are right.... The most beautiful steaks and most delicious women in the US..... Umm is that backwards?
 
2013-03-01 02:26:55 PM

Alphakronik: No, no hero tag.  That is an abomination to good burgers everywhere.  Just because you can, doesn't mean  you should.

Burger fanatics know the value of a butter-toasted bun.


I agree, a "sugarburger" just doesn't sound appetizing at all.
 
2013-03-01 02:27:10 PM

FARK rebel soldier:


Thanks.. I LOL'd
 
2013-03-01 02:29:21 PM
Bacon-flavored (and -- disturbingly -- colored) cotton candy. Eww.
Bacon-topped cinnamon rolls. Thanks, no, I'm fine.
Chocolate-covered bacon. No, honestly, I'm good, but thanks.
Bacon breakfast burritos. Excuse me, who would make a breakfast burrito WITHOUT bacon?
Bacon-topped baked potatoes. Yes? And? That's been ANSI standard for decades.
A bacon cheeseburger with two patties, four strips of bacon... Well, a little heavy but so ... ....and four glazed donuts for buns No. Just no.
 
2013-03-01 02:30:29 PM

m1ke: I had one last night, it was pretty delicious.

/ate it for the novelty
//not a fatty



Let me guess, you had a diet Coke too?
 
2013-03-01 02:30:31 PM
Sometimes I hate where I live. And the people. Mostly the people and the things they do and say and think.

I need to get the hell out of Houston...
 
2013-03-01 02:31:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 02:31:36 PM
Houston Livestock Show...
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-01 02:31:42 PM
America sounds fat.
 
2013-03-01 02:32:22 PM
I'll never understand the appeal of using donuts as hamburger buns.  I'm aware of the origin, just not the appeal.
 
2013-03-01 02:32:36 PM
I wonder if Chicago and Houston are still in epic battle for the US fattest city award
 
2013-03-01 02:32:51 PM
Link

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2013-03-01 02:34:18 PM

LessO2: Let me guess, you had a diet Coke too?


Hell no, I washed that bad boy down with a tall, cool, Budweiser.
 
2013-03-01 02:35:03 PM
I think they owe Jim Gaffigan a cut.
 
2013-03-01 02:35:46 PM
But does it have horse?
 
2013-03-01 02:36:02 PM

jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x400]


I understand a few extra pounds, but how do you let yourself get that fat???
 
2013-03-01 02:37:32 PM

slackananda: smallerGov: you said department twice

I like department


It's high time we stopped joking about department. Department is not a laughing matter! Countless people's lives are damaged every year because of department.

/I know, I know, welcome to FARK blah blah blah...
 
2013-03-01 02:37:36 PM
I thought this was called "The Luther" in honor of the inventor, Luther Vandross?
 
2013-03-01 02:38:28 PM
Coming from the westernmost tip of Texas where nobody says "ya'll" nor do they have Texas accents, I must say this sounds repulsive.
 
2013-03-01 02:38:45 PM
They should have left this as a concept burger.
 
2013-03-01 02:38:49 PM
Generally if the word "Foodie" is involved there's a stupid farking idea close on its heels.
 
2013-03-01 02:38:51 PM
FTA:
bacon. Covered in chocolate. Nevertheless, if you can't eat chocolate-covered bacon during Rodeo season, is life really worth living?

The burning question that has puzzled mankind for eons.
 
2013-03-01 02:39:59 PM

King Something: America sounds fat.


No... no... no... our scientists have assured us that it's perfectly healthy to eat all of this stuff, in fact anything, in "moderation". As long as it's "part of a healthy diet", there's no problem.

Now I'll grant that there are some Americans laughing and saying "what kind of retarded f*ck would eat this?" and "yeah, putting your tallywhacker into a vacuum cleaner has novelty value too", but those guys are usually recent immigrants etc. Which is why they're usually normal weight.
 
2013-03-01 02:40:15 PM
Yup looks like Texas is trying to catch up with New York.
http://apps.nccd.cdc.gov/DHDSPAtlas/viewer.aspx
 
2013-03-01 02:40:39 PM

WhippingBoy: jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x400]

I understand a few extra pounds, but how do you let yourself get that fat???


Looks like its hereditary. They probably go through an entire cow during a meal.
 
2013-03-01 02:41:20 PM
It's the LUTHER!!
upload.wikimedia.org


I thought it was a myth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger
 
2013-03-01 02:42:25 PM
Caveat: The thing's made out of the losers.
 
2013-03-01 02:44:14 PM
Well, it's been nice knowing these people, I hope they die happy.
 
2013-03-01 02:44:28 PM

WhippingBoy: jaytkay: Houston Livestock Show...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x400]

I understand a few extra pounds, but how do you let yourself get that fat???


They probably see that clothes DO come in a 6XL and go, "Oh, so there IS still room..."
 
2013-03-01 02:45:00 PM

BuckTurgidson: [i222.photobucket.com image 252x329]


A tu fan no less...This might be why.
 
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