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(Denver Channel)   News: Pageant contestant dies; poison suspected. Bark: Westminster Kennel Club show dog   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 14
    More: Sad, Westminster Kennel Club, show dogs, Westminster, Colorado, Westminster Kennel, Lakewood, Ingrid Newkirk  
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2013-03-01 04:14:25 PM  
18 votes:
temeez.com
2013-03-01 02:50:52 PM  
3 votes:
Thank Vishnu it wasn't another sex tape scandal
2013-03-01 01:59:47 PM  
3 votes:
I suspect the Russian Wolfhound.
2013-03-01 04:14:14 PM  
2 votes:
www.nippertown.com
2013-03-01 03:55:29 PM  
2 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2013-03-01 08:00:40 PM  
1 votes:

hb0mb: FTA:

"The timeline adds up. There's no other scenario we can come up with other than poison," she said.

Asked if she thought it was intentional, she said: "I don't think we'll ever know."


No, you stupid farkwad.  You would know exactly for sure what happened if you spent the money to get a necropsy/toxicology screen.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Heck, just have some LA detective follow around one of the arrogant rich guys, no testing really needed.
2013-03-01 05:36:34 PM  
1 votes:
Hath no farker a sammy?  Any good sammy stories in honor of Cruz (and not his idiot owner).

First time a friend of mine was over my house (I had one when I was a boy) he may have heard the dog barking a bit, then come in through the dog door.  Dog door=1'x1', dog=roughly 2' diameter of fluff, the look on his face was priceless (I guess most others didn't see the dog first coming through the dog door).  Little known facts about sammies:

They can violate the conservation of mass.  Sammies can shed arbitrarily large amounts of fluff without losing any mass
This is an attempt to reproduce by budding.  Brush a sammy that is shedding long enough and you will have another sammy.
Once you have brushed a new sammy from the old one, you may be able to feel a dog underneath all that fur.   This is the only time you will be sure it isn't really fur all the way down (the new one is, of course, fur all the way down until it grows a bit).
Do not start any obesity treatments until first taking your sammy to a lake (they will rush in like a lab, but oddly will avoid swimming).  Don't take your eyes off you sammy or you will be wondering where your sammy is and why there is a white goat bothering you.
A sammy was one of the dogs seen here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7532789/Dog-owners-wearing-clothes-made- w ith-fur-of-their-dogs 4 sweaters were produced each shedding season and the sammy wasn't harmed at all.
2013-03-01 04:43:03 PM  
1 votes:
I think the guilty party should really face charges, but it makes sense, him being a cop and all.
i.imgur.com
2013-03-01 04:33:03 PM  
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: mafiageek1980: PainInTheASP: Never trust the guy with two left feet.

[i218.photobucket.com image 627x350]

THIS!

/To think in some countries these dogs are eaten

Do dogs from other countries understand each other?


I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts
2013-03-01 04:06:55 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: blatz514: The veterinarian who treated Cruz, Molly Comiskey, told the Times: "Dogs are dogs. It's not anyone's fault. They eat stuff; they get into things; they make bad decisions." - See more at: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/owner-dog-that-died-in-colorado- m ay-have-been-poisoned-at-westminster-dog-show#sthash.sk1MbC1v.dpuf FT FA:  They (dogs) make bad decisions.
The veterinarian who treated Cruz, Molly Comiskey, told the Times: "Dogs are dogs. It's not anyone's fault. They eat stuff; they get into things; they make bad decisions." - See more at: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/owner-dog-that-died-in-colorado- m ay-have-been-poisoned-at-westminster-dog-show#sthash.sk1MbC1v.dpuf

WUT?
The veterinarian who treated Cruz, Molly Comiskey, told the Times: "Dogs are dogs. It's not anyone's fault. They eat stuff; they get into things; they make bad decisions." - See more at: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/owner-dog-that-died-in-colorado- m ay-have-been-poisoned-at-westminster-dog-show#sthash.sk1MbC1v.dpuf

Well, looky at that post.  That's a first for me.


What is it, boy? Whatcha tryin' to tell us, boy?
2013-03-01 03:55:41 PM  
1 votes:

mafiageek1980: PainInTheASP: Never trust the guy with two left feet.

[i218.photobucket.com image 627x350]

THIS!

/To think in some countries these dogs are eaten


Do dogs from other countries understand each other?
2013-03-01 03:51:47 PM  
1 votes:
The 137th Westminster drew 2,721 purebred entries. Cruz, one of 33 Samoyeds list in the show, did not win any ribbons in the best of breed judging.

That sounds like a failure to me.  Perhaps the dog took its own life.  Sleeping pills and alcohol.

/No, not barbthebiatchyouate, you sick puppy.
2013-03-01 02:06:07 PM  
1 votes:
Never trust the guy with two left feet.

i218.photobucket.com
2013-03-01 02:02:54 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: I suspect the Russian Wolfhound.


Nonsense! The wolfhound is a sighthound. The Shar Pei looks more suspicious to me. Just look at those eyes...
 
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