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(Denver Channel)   News: Pageant contestant dies; poison suspected. Bark: Westminster Kennel Club show dog   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 10
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2013-03-01 02:28:09 PM
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"The timeline adds up. There's no other scenario we can come up with other than poison," she said.

Asked if she thought it was intentional, she said: "I don't think we'll ever know."


No, you stupid farkwad.  You would know exactly for sure what happened if you spent the money to get a necropsy/toxicology screen.
2013-03-01 05:36:34 PM
1 votes:
Hath no farker a sammy?  Any good sammy stories in honor of Cruz (and not his idiot owner).

First time a friend of mine was over my house (I had one when I was a boy) he may have heard the dog barking a bit, then come in through the dog door.  Dog door=1'x1', dog=roughly 2' diameter of fluff, the look on his face was priceless (I guess most others didn't see the dog first coming through the dog door).  Little known facts about sammies:

They can violate the conservation of mass.  Sammies can shed arbitrarily large amounts of fluff without losing any mass
This is an attempt to reproduce by budding.  Brush a sammy that is shedding long enough and you will have another sammy.
Once you have brushed a new sammy from the old one, you may be able to feel a dog underneath all that fur.   This is the only time you will be sure it isn't really fur all the way down (the new one is, of course, fur all the way down until it grows a bit).
Do not start any obesity treatments until first taking your sammy to a lake (they will rush in like a lab, but oddly will avoid swimming).  Don't take your eyes off you sammy or you will be wondering where your sammy is and why there is a white goat bothering you.
A sammy was one of the dogs seen here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7532789/Dog-owners-wearing-clothes-made- w ith-fur-of-their-dogs 4 sweaters were produced each shedding season and the sammy wasn't harmed at all.
2013-03-01 04:59:00 PM
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Pangea: ArcadianRefugee: hb0mb: No, you stupid farkwad.  You would know exactly for sure what happened if you spent the money to get a necropsy/toxicology screen.

Yeah, but what kind of idiot would spend that kind of money on a dog ?


I work for the AKC and you wouldn't believe the kind of money the top dogs are worth. Some of them have five different owners. Six and seven figure dogs are not uncommon.  They're like racehorses, that can produce young by the litter. Puppies from highly-awarded biatch/sire combinations are worth 5-figures.

A virile male can impregnate several dozen biatches a year and command thousands of dollars each time.

/ laughed the first time I heard a little old lady ask a customer "who owns this biatch!?"


You work for the AKC, huh? Any qualms about the unethical breeding practices of your members? Because I'd find it really hard to work for an organisation that is contributing to the genetic downfall of so many breeds of dog...
2013-03-01 04:42:38 PM
1 votes:
I should be in the kitchen:
Also, gonna call bullshiat on PETA's statement, but that's a given.


glad i'm not the only one who caught that.
is she serious with that nonsense?

i guess that 97% kill rate doesn't count as "harming an animal?"

God I hate PETA
2013-03-01 04:02:28 PM
1 votes:
no necropsy? then STFU. stupid woman.

/ sorry doggie died.
2013-03-01 03:55:14 PM
1 votes:

hb0mb: FTA:

"The timeline adds up. There's no other scenario we can come up with other than poison," she said.

Asked if she thought it was intentional, she said: "I don't think we'll ever know."


No, you stupid farkwad.  You would know exactly for sure what happened if you spent the money to get a necropsy/toxicology screen.


Yeah, but what kind of idiot would spend that kind of money on a dog ?
2013-03-01 03:40:52 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: kid_icarus: Did she have the dog insured? I think this is relevant information. (Can you insure a dog?)

That was my first thought. And yes you can insure a dog, and a top tier show dog would be insured for quite a tidy sum, probably.


Hmm...the refusal to have an autopsy...the asinine accusation aimed at animal rights groups...something stinks here.
2013-03-01 03:31:43 PM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: Did she have the dog insured? I think this is relevant information. (Can you insure a dog?)


That was my first thought. And yes you can insure a dog, and a top tier show dog would be insured for quite a tidy sum, probably.
2013-03-01 03:20:44 PM
1 votes:
Did she have the dog insured? I think this is relevant information. (Can you insure a dog?)
2013-03-01 02:06:07 PM
1 votes:
Never trust the guy with two left feet.

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