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(Yahoo)   As the "WTF are we eating, exactly" craze continues to sweep the globe, an analysis of Icelandic meat pies reveals they contain no horsemeat, goat meat, water buffalo trimmings, baboon parts, or in fact, anything that could be called "meat" at all   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 24
    More: Strange, Icelandic, goat meat, Icelandic meat pies, runs test  
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2013-03-01 01:53:35 PM  
10 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
Struggling with the trees and branches

Metallic!  Carnage!  Ferocity!

What is to do I dig my bones from the earth

I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I contain no meat

~Bjork
2013-03-01 11:44:03 AM  
5 votes:
This episode of mass business fraud reminds me yet again of how awesome everything could be if we just had less regulation.
2013-03-01 03:31:26 PM  
4 votes:
gifs.gifbin.com

MOAR BJORK!
2013-03-01 03:23:22 PM  
4 votes:

GAT_00: This episode of mass business fraud reminds me yet again of how awesome everything could be if we just had less regulation.


Regulation is the whole problem.  The people were lulled into a false sense of security because they thought the government would prevent something like this from happening.  Without regulation, the free market would have stepped in to make sure beef products contained some form of animal parts in them.  People would team up to provide their own DNA testing of foods before they consume them.
2013-03-01 02:35:38 PM  
3 votes:
CMOT dibbler moved to Iceland?  who knew?
2013-03-01 11:38:27 AM  
3 votes:
it's a meat process:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-03-01 04:36:14 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-01 04:20:35 PM  
2 votes:
www.insidearm.com
2013-03-01 03:42:58 PM  
2 votes:
Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake also wasn't a real barber.
2013-03-01 03:24:42 PM  
2 votes:
img259.imageshack.us
/now more relevant than ever
//now with image
2013-03-01 02:01:47 PM  
2 votes:
It's made out of apple cores and old Chinese newspapers.
2013-03-01 05:31:45 PM  
1 votes:
ubcfoodsociety.com
2013-03-01 05:02:12 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-01 03:55:51 PM  
1 votes:

yukichigai: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 259x194]
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
Struggling with the trees and branches

Metallic!  Carnage!  Ferocity!

What is to do I dig my bones from the earth

I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I contain no meat

~Bjork

You'll be given meat
You'll be taken care of
You'll be given meat
You have to trust it
Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at
Twist your head around
It's all around you
All is full of horse
All around you
All is full of horse
You just ain't receiving
All is full of horse
Your phone is off the hook
All is full of horse
Your doors are all shut
All is full of horse!
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
All is full of horse


I will pig out
'Til my thighs are stuffed
in bubbly meat process
I will put a pie in my mouth
and leap out of the refrigerator
Alive with open mouth
to dine against darkness

whisper whisper

SCREAM!!!!
2013-03-01 03:50:11 PM  
1 votes:

moops: Grade F Meat - contains circus animals (mostly filler)

/obscure


C'mon, who ya kidding...obscure.
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-03-01 03:44:21 PM  
1 votes:
I find this not surprising since horse meat is on the menu there and is considered a national delicacy.

/I had the horse it was good.
//Also ate the whale... Which was delicious.
2013-03-01 03:39:32 PM  
1 votes:
www.thesimpsonsquotes.com

"Try the meat loaf"
2013-03-01 03:26:19 PM  
1 votes:
I remember looking on the side of my wife's 'Strawberries and Cream' oatmeal packet.

"You know those aren't strawberries... they're dried apples with red dye."

"Aw..."

"So are the peaches in the 'Peaches and Cream'."

"So, the blueberries are apples, too?"

"No... prunes"

/ true story, look at pack of oatmeal
2013-03-01 03:25:16 PM  
1 votes:
Cows' eyes, dogs' noses, old phonebooks, and wieeeeener flaaaaaaavoring.
2013-03-01 03:24:00 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 259x194]
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
Struggling with the trees and branches

Metallic!  Carnage!  Ferocity!

What is to do I dig my bones from the earth

I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I am Icelandic Meat Pies
I contain no meat

~Bjork


You'll be given meat
You'll be taken care of
You'll be given meat
You have to trust it
Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at
Twist your head around
It's all around you
All is full of horse
All around you
All is full of horse
You just ain't receiving
All is full of horse
Your phone is off the hook
All is full of horse
Your doors are all shut
All is full of horse!
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
All is full of horse
2013-03-01 03:20:51 PM  
1 votes:
If they actually taste like beef pies I want to market them to the vegetarian market.  It would be perfectly perverse but not unexpected that a swindler of some sort would manage counterfeit meat that would pass a taste test when no one else ever has
2013-03-01 03:18:40 PM  
1 votes:
Grade F Meat - contains circus animals (mostly filler)

/obscure
2013-03-01 03:18:06 PM  
1 votes:
Just please, please, don't let them analyze Jamaican 'beef' patties.  I really don't want to know.
2013-03-01 11:57:28 AM  
1 votes:
Remember the good ol' days when you went to a butcher shop and pointed at the dangling carcass of the animal you wanted to eat?
 
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