StaleCoffee: What kind of beer?
Day_Old_Dutchie: They're called BOLLARDS, people,[s11.postimage.org image 693x175]Not rocket science,
Great Janitor: A friend from high school has a neighbor who lives on a sharp curve out in the country where idiots and drunk idiots have taken the road too fast and crashed into their house. They have a nice dirt wall in the middle of their yard now.For a few years I had a ritual of driving down that road Sunday mornings to see if that wall had fresh damage. That isn't a house I would ever want to live in.
uttertosh: StaleCoffee: What kind of beer?Didn't you fu7cking read? FREE.(tsk, some people... I dunno *SMH*)
Ambivalence: While they may keep vehicles from landing in someone's garden, they can actually cause greater chance of fatality when a car strikes them.
MythDragon: You just need a few yard boulders™[farm1.staticflickr.com image 500x375]And then just sit back and watch those farkers bounce off.
uttertosh: Day_Old_Dutchie: They're called BOLLARDS, people,[s11.postimage.org image 693x175]Not rocket science,yeah, bollards are well known for being able to stop 4 tons of beer. Yeah. Totally. No worries, mate. We'll install thems for cost!
MythDragon: You just need a few yard boulders™And then just sit back and watch those farkers bounce off.
StaleCoffee: uttertosh: StaleCoffee: What kind of beer?Didn't you fu7cking read? FREE.(tsk, some people... I dunno *SMH*)I'm not 2 or 3 beers in yet and have a stable income so "free" isn't important enough to replace "isn't fruity alcoholic swill" for me.
Smeggy Smurf: Your move 4 ton beer truck.
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