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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin says that the Feds are stockpiling bullets for civil unrest, while slamming Democrats for "wetting [their] proverbial pants" over nothing   (marketdailynews.com) divider line 145
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2013-03-01 10:52:02 AM
Fox isn't listening to her bs anymore, so now it's down to the Market Daily News. There's no way that this is credible.

Pic from their front page for this article:
marketdailynews.com

/bwaahaahahahahahahahahahaah
 
2013-03-01 10:59:03 AM
Dear Sarah,

Fark yourself.

Hugs and kisses,
The rest of the world
 
2013-03-01 11:01:07 AM
We've seen her handle a gun.  Not a great spokesperson.

Which is really a given for any topic or issue she takes up, but still.
 
2013-03-01 11:02:26 AM
The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs.
 
2013-03-01 11:06:36 AM
She should just do porn and get it over with..  The Hoveround crowd needs something to get their pulses up..
 
2013-03-01 11:07:21 AM
Clearly the only way to defend our freedoms is to send her little Clovis' refrigerator college money.
 
2013-03-01 11:08:52 AM
Aside from being chosen in an act of senility as a running mate for a failed Presidency run, why does anyone listen to this woman?
 
2013-03-01 11:09:18 AM
Proverbial pants? This is what Google has to say about proverbial pants.

You can't milk a cow with your hands in your pants.
Every mother-in-law is a piece of the devil's pants.
He whose ace gets cut on, gets his underpants off. When you cut, cut high. The Third Hand is the highest hand.
He who wins the first hand, leaves with only his pants in hand.

I'd like to think she was talking about the first one, because I like it. But she's a moron so I know she wasn't referring to anything at all.
 
2013-03-01 11:14:04 AM
Are proverbial pants the same as the "pants on the ground"?
 
2013-03-01 11:14:51 AM
So they're not stockpiling ammo? Huh. Good to know.
 
2013-03-01 11:17:18 AM
Is this stupid coont still talking?
 
2013-03-01 11:18:37 AM

Solkar: Is this stupid coont still talking?


Seriously, THIS

/STFU, Bossie, your 15 minutes is up
 
2013-03-01 11:19:32 AM
Thank you Ms. Palin for reminding america what is and what should never be in the constitution. It was such a heartbreaker when she didn't run for president, and i don't want to ramble on, but I think i figured out why.  The tea party showed her a whole lotta love, but she knew that wasn't enough to bring it on home.  She had to remind us she was not some type of messiah like obama thinks he is and she isn't some living, loving maid to clean up america's messes. America has to continue to fail if we are going to convince hardcore libs that this isn't going to work. Like Ahab ceaselessly chasing moby dick, so she will continue to confront liberalism and point out the failures of it until america decides to clean its own mistakes.


.. also the lemon song.
 
2013-03-01 11:19:45 AM
Remember, this woman was a governor at one point.
 
2013-03-01 11:20:35 AM
Can you take out a drone? If not you're screwed.
 
2013-03-01 11:21:40 AM
Sarah Palin says

There is no faster way to say "please don't pay attention to me".
 
2013-03-01 11:22:01 AM
The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs. an utterly unsurprising and expected role of the state.
 
2013-03-01 11:22:33 AM
Well, good.  I'd like the government to put down civil unrest.  It's one of its core jobs.
 
2013-03-01 11:22:49 AM
Obama's secret plan is to use the military to fight off their armed revolution. What a tyrant
 
2013-03-01 11:23:02 AM

eyeq360: The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs.


That exactly how they WANT it to look.... man. They fooled you.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-03-01 11:23:24 AM

eyeq360: The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs.


...But it's those Liberals that are the pussies! Cognitive dissonance is a remarkable thing, ain't it?
 
2013-03-01 11:23:45 AM
NOOOOOOO not my proverbial pants!!!

What will I wear with my proverbial shirt???
 
2013-03-01 11:24:15 AM

markie_farkie: She should just do porn and get it over with..  The Hoveround crowd needs something to get their pulses up..


Ugh. She really hasn't aged well.
 
2013-03-01 11:24:30 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
Obligatory
 
2013-03-01 11:25:00 AM
Good lord, over three and a half million people on Facebook have liked Sarah Palin?
 
2013-03-01 11:25:01 AM
Do you guys remember that reality show she was on back in fall of '08?  I know it got cancelled, but it was hilarious.
 
2013-03-01 11:26:05 AM

mahuika: Good lord, over three and a half million people on Facebook have liked Sarah Palin?


And that's not even all of Dumbfarkistan
 
2013-03-01 11:26:09 AM
A lot of people wanted this person to be next in line for the Presidency.

THAT actually does make me wet my pants.
 
2013-03-01 11:26:29 AM
So I see she hasn't stopped resurfacing in her struggle to maintain relevance.
 
2013-03-01 11:26:30 AM
Sarah, your 15 minutes are up.

The old guard GOP blames you and your ilk for their current woes.

Go away.
 
2013-03-01 11:26:36 AM

mahuika: Good lord, over three and a half million people on Facebook have liked Sarah Palin?


People is an awfully strong term.
 
2013-03-01 11:27:16 AM
remind me; why are we listening to this failed governor/failed VP candidate again?
 
2013-03-01 11:27:52 AM

Spad31: So they're not stockpiling ammo? Huh. Good to know.


why would they need to stockpile when they can produce them on demand?
 
2013-03-01 11:27:55 AM
I hate being the one to defend our favourite Rogue, but I think the point was that she believes stockpiling bullets to deal with civil unrest is over-reacting when all the USian Federal Gov't needs to do is cut 0.3% from its budget. The matter of stockpiling bullets aside, it's interesting to see that her position is that cutting $3B (may have the value wrong, arithmetic is hard) shouldn't be an issue, but raising $3B is, so much so that it's legitimate to discuss civil unrest. I mean, it's bad enough the USians rebelled at the notion of financial supporting their own damned colonies, but it seems consistent with the original notion that someone else should pay for the benefits enjoyed by rich USians.
 
2013-03-01 11:29:34 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: eyeq360: The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs.

...But it's those Liberals that are the pussies! Cognitive dissonance is a remarkable thing, ain't it?


Well I've not heard much of a conservative outcry to limit the government to 10 rd clips, unlike liberals with their go-to object of terror.
 
2013-03-01 11:30:39 AM
 
2013-03-01 11:30:51 AM

eyeq360: The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the

New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs.

Little known fact Hulk Hogan has been planning to take every bullet to cause chaos against Sting and his baseball bat.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-01 11:31:42 AM
With current ammunition pricing, I now understand the current government budget crisis.
 
2013-03-01 11:31:53 AM

FlashHarry: remind me; why are we listening to this failed governor/failed VP candidate again?


To be fair, she was instrumental in defeating the Moon Nazis.
 
2013-03-01 11:32:15 AM

FlashHarry: remind me; why are we listening to this failed governor/failed VP candidate again?


But she has a Facebook page and a Twitter account!
 
2013-03-01 11:33:03 AM
I was talking to the guy manning the sporting goods counter at WalMart last year, biatching about the shortage of certain calibers of ammo.  He told me that he had 15,000 rounds of ammo stored in his basement, "just in case".  And he was always buying more when he could.

No wonder there's an ammo shortage.
 
2013-03-01 11:33:18 AM
Everyone knows those bullets and guns are to be used with the hundreds of thousands of creamation coffins the government is stockpiling in preparation for the war on its citizenry.

Wake up sheeple! The libruls are are coming for you. They are going to drag you out of your bed, shoot you and your family, and cremate you all together in government issued mass coffin. All for the crime of your impure conservative ideology!

IT SHALL NOT STAND. We will fight, fight I say. These Marxist demons will feel the wrath of an awakened populace when they come for us, mark my words.
 
2013-03-01 11:34:15 AM

Dimensio: With current ammunition pricing, I now understand the current government budget crisis.


Heh.

FoxNews article that is quite reasonable about it:

Not so sinister: Homeland Security is stockpiling ammo _ for target practice

Read more:  http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/14/not-so-sinister-homeland-securit y -is-stockpiling-ammo-for-target-practice/#ixzz2MJ4apaDQ
 
2013-03-01 11:35:04 AM
Sarah who?
 
2013-03-01 11:35:35 AM
Um, doesn't the "Federal Government" always have a stockpile of bullets? Also known as: the military?

Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be "The Killbot Factory."
 
2013-03-01 11:35:56 AM

Elegy: Everyone knows those bullets and guns are to be used with the hundreds of thousands of creamation coffins the government is stockpiling in preparation for the war on its citizenry.


What a creamation coffin might look like:

sc.cw-usa.com
 
2013-03-01 11:36:53 AM
So it's only OK when survivalist nutjobs do it?
 
2013-03-01 11:37:03 AM

skykid: eyeq360: The Federal Government stockpiling bullets for civil unrest sounds like one of those crazy Internet conspiracy theories involving REX 84, Night Train, FEMA, the New World Order, hidden NATO/UN troops in the United States, and crypto-fascist jackbooted thugs.

Little known fact Hulk Hogan has been planning to take every bullet to cause chaos against Sting and his baseball bat.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x326]



Ministry
 
2013-03-01 11:37:05 AM
Sarah Palin quotes laundered through shiatty blog that uses this guy as a source?

"Paul Joseph Watson is the editor and writer for Infowars.com and Prison Planet.com"

i28.photobucket.com

Bad, subby bad.
 
2013-03-01 11:37:56 AM

Spad31: So they're not stockpiling ammo? Huh. Good to know.


I know many of the right wing friends I have on Facebook have been stockpiling ammo since the election. SOMEONE is preparing for something....
 
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