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(Yahoo)   Not news: Woman has to use bathroom and stops at restaurant. News: Restaurant charges $5 for non-customers but she doesn't pay. FARK: Sheriff tracks down the woman and the restaurant sends a bill. Double Fark: They won't take her $5   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 149
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2013-03-01 03:21:05 PM

WhyteRaven74: skinink: hey hardly ever say no to someone using the bathrooms and they are much cleaner than fast food bathrooms.

many hotels have bathrooms just off the lobby and as long as you don't look like you've spent a week on the sidewalk they don't give a damn who uses them.


I regularly drive a lot for work, so this is a resource I've known about for a while.  Another one in my bag of tricks is drug stores.  If you gotta go and don't want to use the local truck stop or convenience store...the chain drug stores usually have some pretty clean restrooms.  Of course, I usually pick up a soda or something while I'm there.
 
2013-03-01 03:22:30 PM

spentmiles: I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.


Have you in green for a reason!
 
2013-03-01 03:24:28 PM

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


LMBO!  This is why you're favourited in bright yellow.
 
2013-03-01 03:25:51 PM
I read this before it appeared on Fark™.

My takes:
1. This woman is a biatch and justifiably so. The rules don't apply to you? Well go right ahead and do whatever you want then. Damn the consequences!

2. The Sheriff is an asshat for using his power and influence to help a business, instead of going after real criminals. If there were in fact, NO crimes being committed at that time, then he should do what every good sheriff does - take a farking nap with his feet on his desk!

3. If the business owner is refusing to take the money, then why did they call the sheriff in the first place?

I think all of the parties involved need to take a trip on Darwin Airlines and see what happens.

/DNRTComments
//difficulty: NOT trolling
 
2013-03-01 03:28:18 PM

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


You should write children's books. You have a gift.
 
2013-03-01 03:28:59 PM

diabloninja: Flood Zone Yelp page takes a nose dive.

$5 well earned.

According to law, you can't deny access to bathrooms in a place of public accomodation, which a business selling food and/or beverage is defined as.

The owner didn't take the $5 because it would have constituted a violation of the ADA, which they probably found out after sending the letter.


Tell that to the BP gas station at the corner of Mequon Rd and Port Washington Rd in Mequon, WI. They have the same sort of thing and you have to buy something or pay them to use their bathroom. It's a GAS STATION for crying out loud!  I decided to go ahead and hold it until I got to a supermarket or somewhere else. But for this reason (and this reason alone) I will *NEVER* *EVER* buy any gas or *anything* else at that gas station EVER. I found their signs and the way they treated customers quite insulting.
 
2013-03-01 03:32:33 PM

spentmiles: *snip*


You should write a book.
 
2013-03-01 03:37:30 PM

LtDarkstar: diabloninja: Flood Zone Yelp page takes a nose dive.

$5 well earned.

According to law, you can't deny access to bathrooms in a place of public accomodation, which a business selling food and/or beverage is defined as.

The owner didn't take the $5 because it would have constituted a violation of the ADA, which they probably found out after sending the letter.

Tell that to the BP gas station at the corner of Mequon Rd and Port Washington Rd in Mequon, WI. They have the same sort of thing and you have to buy something or pay them to use their bathroom. It's a GAS STATION for crying out loud!  I decided to go ahead and hold it until I got to a supermarket or somewhere else. But for this reason (and this reason alone) I will *NEVER* *EVER* buy any gas or *anything* else at that gas station EVER. I found their signs and the way they treated customers quite insulting.


I'm not sure whether or not a gas station counts as a place of public accomodation.  Your best bet is just to vote with your wallet, when enough people get tired of the bathroom police, that establishment will go out of business.
 
2013-03-01 03:47:02 PM

Nagle: LtDarkstar: Southern100: Walker: Turns out the local sheriff helped track Barnes down by running her license plate, all as a favor to the owner of the restaurant.

According to the Houston County Sheriff, Darrell Allison, though, it was no biggie.

But, countered local state Rep. John C. Tidwell, "The way I interpret it, it would be illegal," he said, explaining that license plate information is to be used only for law enforcement purposes. "The information should not have ever been given over to the business. That is information that is supposed to be dealt with by the state's agency or the official."

Choosing sides between pigs and politicians isn't easy but I'm gonna have to go with the politician on this one.

Guess the owner of the restaurant never heard of publicdata.com.

THIS!

/Subscriber for over 10 years
//Loves layin the smackdown on people that park in 2 spaces

Curious about what you mean by layin the smackdown. What do  you do to them?


He parks close to their car so that they have to squeeze themselves into the car when they return. They leave and don't think twice about it, while he has to spit-buff the small paint chips out of his own car door caused when the other guy had to push himself into the car that took up two spaces.

Its a solid plan.
 
2013-03-01 03:53:30 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Nagle: LtDarkstar: Southern100: Walker: Turns out the local sheriff helped track Barnes down by running her license plate, all as a favor to the owner of the restaurant.

According to the Houston County Sheriff, Darrell Allison, though, it was no biggie.

But, countered local state Rep. John C. Tidwell, "The way I interpret it, it would be illegal," he said, explaining that license plate information is to be used only for law enforcement purposes. "The information should not have ever been given over to the business. That is information that is supposed to be dealt with by the state's agency or the official."

Choosing sides between pigs and politicians isn't easy but I'm gonna have to go with the politician on this one.

Guess the owner of the restaurant never heard of publicdata.com.

THIS!

/Subscriber for over 10 years
//Loves layin the smackdown on people that park in 2 spaces

Curious about what you mean by layin the smackdown. What do  you do to them?

He parks close to their car so that they have to squeeze themselves into the car when they return. They leave and don't think twice about it, while he has to spit-buff the small paint chips out of his own car door caused when the other guy had to push himself into the car that took up two spaces.

Its a solid plan.


*snort*  hee hee
 
2013-03-01 03:56:37 PM
Oh, FFS. It is NOT that hard to find a bathroom. The Walgreens around here have decent bathrooms. The 24-hr one does close their's overnight. There are also hotels. I think previous posters have mentioned drug stores and hotels.

Fast food establishments. I have slipped in to use the restroom at a Wendy's or McDonald's before.

Everyone in the story is a jerk. I think the Sherriff is the biggest jerk for sharing the woman's information like that, though.
 
2013-03-01 04:01:45 PM
Just posted my Yelp review:


"I took a 5 dollar dump here and left feeling like a million. Thanks, Flood Zone!"
 
2013-03-01 04:29:03 PM

Gifted Many Few: How hard would it have been just to get a cup of coffee? This is just another example of how the "on demand" world thinks. I don't have to pay for my music and movies. I can pause live TV. I can just go to the bathroom anywhere I please. I am all for businesses putting locks on the facilities. If someone wants to use it, sign out a key and leave your driver's license, so if you get buckshot on the seat, they will send a cleaning bill.


That's one perspective.  Another is that providing public restrooms comes with the privilege of profiting off the public.

I'm OK with controlling access but not with demanding ID.  The potential for ID theft is obvious.
 
2013-03-01 04:33:44 PM
I had them try that at a Taco Bell once. They told me they don't allow customers to use the restroom.  I was getting food to go and lived close, but I was really incensed.
 
2013-03-01 04:40:16 PM

vabeard: "I do what I want!"

/the American way.


You forgot, "Whatever, whatever..."
 
2013-03-01 04:42:50 PM

foxyshadis: Lochsteppe: jumac: I work at a second hand store, we lock the bathroom but will unlock it for anyone who needs it.  We lock it only so if someone gota use it at lest one employee knows.  We have had to many issues with people going in and taking tags off of stuff to get a lower price or taking the tags off and putting the item on and saying it was theirs or, putting it under the cloth they had on(way to many times we see people come in wearing cloth bout 4 sizes to big and leave looking like the same set is tight on them).  we also had people go in and destroy the bathroom if they are mad at us.  had one destroy the toilet. Another kicked it so much and hard it fell over.

This seems like a pretty reasonable way of handling things.  You're controlling access for legitimate business reasons, but you're not being dicks about it.

/I am curious why some of your customers are so mad at you; that seems troubling.

Secondhand stores tend to not be in very nice parts of town, with interesting and colorful customers of all sorts. Particularly if they're a charity scraping up rent each month. "Antique" stores tend to be nicer and more upscale, despite mostly just putting much higher prices on marginally higher quality goods.


actual we are not in a bad part of town we are right in the middle of the part of town where walmart/bestbuy/mall area is.  Most of the people that get mad at us fall into 3 types. 1st is the person who is mad that we don't have x item in stock or that they saw an item the day before came back to get it and its gone and they are mad we sold it on them.  2nd is the person who sees an item and don't like the price(wants it dirt cheap) but the store won't go as low as they want on the item.(we part of a nonprofit chain of stores that fund group homes for the disabled).  3rd is the person who is mad we won't accept a return(we do returns if they meet the rules) because they don't have a receipt or are pass the 7 day window
 
2013-03-01 05:03:17 PM

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


For this, my day has suddenly been turned around!  Thank you, sir, for your contributions.
 
2013-03-01 05:06:26 PM
I'd be scared to use the bathroom at a place called "Flood Zone".

/or I just wouldn't flush
 
2013-03-01 05:13:20 PM
Step away from a woman that takes a dump in public restroom.
Run like hell from a woman that takes a 20 minute dump in a public restroom.
Goes for men also.

Disgusted
 
2013-03-01 05:18:08 PM

ArcadianRefugee: animesucks: i have no problem with charging non-customers to use a restroom.  if you don't like it, pee in a bush

That's illegal unless you can find one that isn't "in public".


Get a hose and a catheter.
 
2013-03-01 05:20:28 PM
My Yelp review:

Enjoyed the Afghani food, after enjoying my spicy meal, I can assure you that The Flood Zone isn't just the name of the restaurant.  Bathroom facility was not adequate.
 
2013-03-01 05:28:49 PM

99.998er: Step away from a woman that takes a dump in public restroom.
Run like hell from a woman that takes a 20 minute dump in a public restroom.
Goes for men also.

Disgusted


May you be struck with constipation, cramps, gas, and a backlog of diarrhea just waiting to spring forth.

Sometimes somebody is in there longer because they bother to wipe and wash their hands, instead of licking them clean at the next meal.
 
2013-03-01 05:31:10 PM

Fish in a Barrel: Charging for the restroom?  What is this, Europe?


Might as well  . We started tipping and using bottled water here because thats what the Europeans do .
 
2013-03-01 05:36:10 PM
Wish in one hand for my five bucks
shiat in the other hand,
see which one fills up first.

In other words, fark you, you're not getting a nickel from me for using a public restroom. You can hang whatever sign you want, as long as some can use it, all can. Hence the word "public", not "private". You have a business, sometimes people REALLY have to use the restroom. Maybe she should have shiat on the front step. Would that have been better for your business? Deal with it biatches.
 
2013-03-01 05:37:44 PM

LtDarkstar: Tell that to the BP gas station at the corner of Mequon Rd and Port Washington Rd in Mequon, WI.


Ha!

Going back and forth to college, I always used to stop at the Mobil diagonally across that intersection. That exit is the first one outside the general Milwaukee madness.
 
2013-03-01 05:58:37 PM

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


that was beautiful... thank you.
 
2013-03-01 06:16:36 PM
This is shocking, because sheriffs are usually brilliant people who are well-versed in their legal duties and restraints.
 
2013-03-01 06:53:02 PM

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


Enjoy your month of TotalFark
 
2013-03-01 07:24:38 PM
my wife and I stopped at some gas station outside of Atlanta and when they wouldn't let her use their bathroom she peed in their parking lot.
 
2013-03-01 07:26:34 PM
If the restaurant has a 50 cent fee for bathroom usage I could understand. $5.00.  Nope. That is ridiculous.  It is common courtesy as a business to let people use facilities when the need is urgent. It is common courtesy as a person.
 
2013-03-01 07:27:50 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Sass-O-Rev: FTA: "I just feel like I've been violated".

wtf is up with that? Violated? That's become a word like "disrespected". People are hauling it out for every and any time someone confronts them.

I'm with Watubi on this one- asinine tag all around.

"Humiliated" is another one.  Oh, someone asked you a question at a checkpoint?  You felt "humiliated"?  Poor baby.


You make it sound like "checkpoints" are ok and legal and fine and all.  Papers please?
 
2013-03-01 07:31:59 PM

Nagle: //Loves layin the smackdown on people that park in 2 spaces

Curious about what you mean by layin the smackdown. What do you do to them?


Slip a note under the windshield wiper that reads,

"I figured if you really wanted to avoid damage to your car, you wouldn't have parked like this."

They'll go nuts looking for damage. :-)
 
2013-03-01 07:32:54 PM

sethen320: WhyteRaven74: skinink: hey hardly ever say no to someone using the bathrooms and they are much cleaner than fast food bathrooms.

many hotels have bathrooms just off the lobby and as long as you don't look like you've spent a week on the sidewalk they don't give a damn who uses them.

I regularly drive a lot for work, so this is a resource I've known about for a while.  Another one in my bag of tricks is drug stores.  If you gotta go and don't want to use the local truck stop or convenience store...the chain drug stores usually have some pretty clean restrooms.  Of course, I usually pick up a soda or something while I'm there.


Do you pay for the soda?
 
2013-03-01 07:37:29 PM

diabloninja: LtDarkstar: diabloninja: Flood Zone Yelp page takes a nose dive.

$5 well earned.

According to law, you can't deny access to bathrooms in a place of public accomodation, which a business selling food and/or beverage is defined as.

The owner didn't take the $5 because it would have constituted a violation of the ADA, which they probably found out after sending the letter.

Tell that to the BP gas station at the corner of Mequon Rd and Port Washington Rd in Mequon, WI. They have the same sort of thing and you have to buy something or pay them to use their bathroom. It's a GAS STATION for crying out loud!  I decided to go ahead and hold it until I got to a supermarket or somewhere else. But for this reason (and this reason alone) I will *NEVER* *EVER* buy any gas or *anything* else at that gas station EVER. I found their signs and the way they treated customers quite insulting.

I'm not sure whether or not a gas station counts as a place of public accomodation.  Your best bet is just to vote with your wallet, when enough people get tired of the bathroom police, that establishment will go out of business.


IDK what federal law the OP means.  The ADA requires only equal access to whatever accommodations are made available to the public.

But yeah, gas stations are places of public accommodation.
 
2013-03-01 07:40:23 PM
It's a crime to disseminate information gathered from the FBI's NCIC database as well as any associated state database. It can actually get the entire department's NCIC use privileges suspended. All that information is only to be used for law enforcement purposes only.

The abuse of Florida's DAVID system, DHSMV database, actually lead to them adding a requirement to provide why you are requesting information after the incident where FHP Trooper Donna Watts arrested Miami Police Officer Fausto Lopez and officers from all over began running her name to see what she looked like.
 
2013-03-01 08:51:05 PM

CutBoard: by federal law, it is illegal to restrict the use of restrooms. I doubt that these mom and pops stores realise that, some do, some don't. They like to think they do because they own the joint. However they don't. Like it or not. Paying for the use of the facilities, is an indirect violation of these laws Any and all establishments that retain a bathroom and or /facilities may be used by the public. This is without discrminiation of all races and thus, remain public.


You need to ask for a refund on your GED in law. And your GED in English.
 
2013-03-01 09:17:00 PM
Sounds like it's time for an upper decker.
 
2013-03-01 09:18:33 PM
She should've pinched one off in the candy section.
 
2013-03-01 09:19:41 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: She should've pinched one off in the candy section.


It was a restaurant, not a kwik e mart. That was across the street.

She still should've taken a dump right there, right outside the bathroom.
 
2013-03-01 10:00:44 PM
Not to be a jerk about it, but if they really wanted to control the use of their bathroom, the restaurant should have locked the bathroom and provided the key to customers attached to a heavy object.

www.motorera.com
 
2013-03-01 10:12:12 PM
from TFA: The bizarre tale began when Patricia Barnes stopped into the Flood Zone to use the restroom

so menstruating women have to go to the flood zone now?
 
2013-03-01 11:31:18 PM
During one year of my life I was making weekly drives between Chicago and Indianapolis. To Indy on Friday evening, back to Chicago on Sunday night. I-65 is a vast, empty stretch of nothing. There's one gas station on one particular stretch that's the only place to stop for a solid 20 minutes or so. I had to use the restroom pretty bad one day so I pulled off the highway, went in, and used the restroom. I noticed a sign that said that the restrooms is for customers only.

I get annoyed by cheap, petty bullshiat like that but I was in kind of a good mood. I had almost a full tank of gas so I went to the cooler and grabbed a pair of energy drinks for the long, late night drive. The owner (as far as I could tell) saw me use the restroom and was watching me the whole time that I was in there. As he's ringing me up he asks in a very accusatory and annoyed tone, "Is that all?"

Yes, motherfarker, that's all. What do you want? I used pennies worth of water and TP and bought a pair of overpriced drinks from you in exchange. In the following several months I never stopped at that gas station again out of principle. Petty assholes don't deserve my money.
 
2013-03-01 11:36:48 PM

BarkingUnicorn: sethen320: WhyteRaven74: skinink: hey hardly ever say no to someone using the bathrooms and they are much cleaner than fast food bathrooms.

many hotels have bathrooms just off the lobby and as long as you don't look like you've spent a week on the sidewalk they don't give a damn who uses them.

I regularly drive a lot for work, so this is a resource I've known about for a while.  Another one in my bag of tricks is drug stores.  If you gotta go and don't want to use the local truck stop or convenience store...the chain drug stores usually have some pretty clean restrooms.  Of course, I usually pick up a soda or something while I'm there.

Do you pay for the soda?


No. I left them a turd. What do they expect?
 
2013-03-02 12:06:13 AM

chumboobler: JohnAnnArbor: Sass-O-Rev: FTA: "I just feel like I've been violated".

wtf is up with that? Violated? That's become a word like "disrespected". People are hauling it out for every and any time someone confronts them.

I'm with Watubi on this one- asinine tag all around.

"Humiliated" is another one.  Oh, someone asked you a question at a checkpoint?  You felt "humiliated"?  Poor baby.

You make it sound like "checkpoints" are ok and legal and fine and all.  Papers please?


I live near Canada.  I'm used to crossing the border.  Maybe you aren't; not my problem.
 
2013-03-02 02:21:49 AM

CtrlAltDestroy: During one year of my life I was making weekly drives between Chicago and Indianapolis. To Indy on Friday evening, back to Chicago on Sunday night. I-65 is a vast, empty stretch of nothing. There's one gas station on one particular stretch that's the only place to stop for a solid 20 minutes or so. I had to use the restroom pretty bad one day so I pulled off the highway, went in, and used the restroom. I noticed a sign that said that the restrooms is for customers only.

I get annoyed by cheap, petty bullshiat like that but I was in kind of a good mood. I had almost a full tank of gas so I went to the cooler and grabbed a pair of energy drinks for the long, late night drive. The owner (as far as I could tell) saw me use the restroom and was watching me the whole time that I was in there. As he's ringing me up he asks in a very accusatory and annoyed tone, "Is that all?"

Yes, motherfarker, that's all. What do you want? I used pennies worth of water and TP and bought a pair of overpriced drinks from you in exchange. In the following several months I never stopped at that gas station again out of principle. Petty assholes don't deserve my money.


1.bp.blogspot.com  ?
 
2013-03-02 09:53:57 AM

CtrlAltDestroy: Yes, motherfarker, that's all. What do you want? I used pennies worth of water and TP and bought a pair of overpriced drinks from you in exchange. In the following several months I never stopped at that gas station again out of principle. Petty assholes don't deserve my money.


I think he's the winner in that bargain.
 
2013-03-02 11:36:03 AM

Gifted Many Few: Katolu: 5/10

I know that is supposed to be some sort of troll rating. But I mean what I say. This country is too damn entitled  People need to start taking responsibilities for their actions. I feel bad for spentmiles having to endure what that woman put him through.


People are, in fact, entitled to relieve themselves when they need to. "Entitlement" in the sense you mean is the feeling that you deserve things which you have not earned. Nobody needs to earn the right to go to the bathroom. We don't get a choice about our bodily functions. If you think it's cool to deny people the right to take a piss, you had better legalize pissing on the sidewalk.

I've been denied access to the bathroom in a couple places before. I never visit those establishments again. They go on the shiat list along with places where the manager is rude to the customers, or rude to their own employees.
 
2013-03-02 01:59:43 PM
petrified.  by what you've done and you've just begun

i hope you get your way

and what a price to pay.
 
2013-03-02 02:13:16 PM
JohnAnnArbor:I live near Canada.  I'm used to crossing the border.  Maybe you aren't; not my problem.
Ha-I'm pretty tired of that fascist Ontario Children's Choir they pass off as the Windsor Border Guards
/just let us go to the Ballet in peace...
 
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