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(Yahoo)   Not news: Woman has to use bathroom and stops at restaurant. News: Restaurant charges $5 for non-customers but she doesn't pay. FARK: Sheriff tracks down the woman and the restaurant sends a bill. Double Fark: They won't take her $5   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 149
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2013-03-01 02:34:48 PM  
 Managed a small store in the wilds of Vermont.
I found the best way to keep the bathroom clean was to put a mannequin in there with his pants down around his ankles and his head in his hands and leave the door unlocked.

CSB: Had a certain congress critter ask to use the john, but it was out of order. for real. Cold winter night,
He went outside to pee in the snowbank, because, well, that's what we do in Vermont. While he's out there, this tourist, ski dad asks to use the bathroom. Sorry, it's not working. He starts sputtering about that being against the law, and a pile of other bullshiat, and ends up with and what does your local lawmakers think about this outrage!?!?! Just as Bernie, yes, THAT Bernie walks back in, actually zipping up.
I said, well, why don't you ask him?
Dude about lost it.
Bernie said, I can vouch for this guy, (pointing at me) it's really out of order. You need to go outside.
End CSB.

Also, found it you pour a quart of baked beans after they have gone bad in the bowl, people tend to avoid the bathroom, too.
 
2013-03-01 02:35:54 PM  

skinink: hey hardly ever say no to someone using the bathrooms and they are much cleaner than fast food bathrooms.


many hotels have bathrooms just off the lobby and as long as you don't look like you've spent a week on the sidewalk they don't give a damn who uses them.
 
2013-03-01 02:36:41 PM  

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


No you didn't.
 
2013-03-01 02:36:56 PM  
In Canada, that would have been a serious breach of the privacy act, what the Sherrif did.

If I were her, I'd just shiat my self while standing and reading the menu - hop skip and a shaken leg and I'm outta there.

/NOTE to self - Don't read a spentmiles post with a mouthful of coffee....you had me at Duraflame
 
2013-03-01 02:37:27 PM  
CSB:

Driving back country roads, and had to piss. Finaly found a gas station. Gas station had a sign "Water ain't free! Bathroom is for paying customers only" So I peed, and checked the store for snacks, but they didn't have anything I wanted so I figured 'eff it' and went to leave. The manager starts flipping out saying I had to buy something. I grabbed 4 cents from my pocket and said "How about I just pay for the water instead?" and tossed the pennies on the counter, and left.

I didn't have the heart to tell him I didn't actualy cost him any money, since I didn't flush.
 
2013-03-01 02:37:38 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: Lana.Lana. Lana! LANA! LANA!!! LAANNNAA!!!

FLOOD ZONE!




get out of my head.

 
2013-03-01 02:37:40 PM  

spentmiles: I was ther.... disease.



Sides...hurt....now...
 
2013-03-01 02:39:03 PM  
From recent Yelp reviews, where soon there weill be only a smoking crater:

[Five stars] Incredibly clean bathroom. It is as if nobody every used it. Stocked with fresh toilet paper, and quality antibacterial soap. Tech tip: order the small coke for $1.09 and save $3.91 on the bathroom charge.
 
2013-03-01 02:39:29 PM  

katerbug72: Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?


Back off man, I'm a scientist.
 
2013-03-01 02:41:25 PM  

Lochsteppe: This seems like a pretty reasonable way of handling things. You're controlling access for legitimate business reasons, but you're not being dicks about it.

/I am curious why some of your customers are so mad at you; that seems troubling.


It's reasonable at a second hand store.  It'd be a pain in the ass at a restaurant, you'd end up with someone spending half their time just keeping track of keys.
 
2013-03-01 02:42:18 PM  

Southern100: Just a real quick point - Texas license plates, VINs, and driver licenses are all public information. You can request the owners name & address at any DMV (they charge something like a $3.00 fee). No police report required.


This used to be the case in Massachusetts as well... and Massachusetts used to use SSNs as default licence numbers, and few bothered to request an arbitrary one (several digits with an "S" prefix).

I used to have in my possession - on microfiche - A copy of the "Massachusetts Tax License File" dated January, 1988. It listed every licensed driver in MA, one per line with name, home address, DOB, LIC# (SSN in 98% of cases), expiration date, and license restrictions. -- it was one of a few hundred copies distributed to local police departments as a backup to the online system they operated then. Well, an extra copy I made "for quality control" - I worked at the service bureau that did film for the State Police.

Had I known what that information would be worth to identity thieves today, I would not have destroyed it in the mid 1990s. Maybe. Eh, I think my ethics would have prevented me from using it for evil, beyond looking up the SSNs of elected officials.

/Boring Story, Bro.
 
2013-03-01 02:44:48 PM  
So where exactly does ET piss from?
 
2013-03-01 02:45:10 PM  
I work at a pet supply store. To our right is a Dunkin Donuts. To our immediate left is a Subway. Neither establishment allows people to use their bathroom. I let everyone use ours. WTF are people supposed to do? You're fed food and drink, but you can't use the facilities?

/no weird issues ... yet
 
2013-03-01 02:46:16 PM  
This happened to us when my brother was like 5 years old and really had to pee. We stopped at a campsite and they wouldn't let him use the bathroom because we weren't campers there, so he peed on the wall of the restroom. Win win!
 
2013-03-01 02:47:21 PM  

AndreMA: Southern100: Just a real quick point - Texas license plates, VINs, and driver licenses are all public information. You can request the owners name & address at any DMV (they charge something like a $3.00 fee). No police report required.

This used to be the case in Massachusetts as well... and Massachusetts used to use SSNs as default licence numbers, and few bothered to request an arbitrary one (several digits with an "S" prefix).

I used to have in my possession - on microfiche - A copy of the "Massachusetts Tax License File" dated January, 1988. It listed every licensed driver in MA, one per line with name, home address, DOB, LIC# (SSN in 98% of cases), expiration date, and license restrictions. -- it was one of a few hundred copies distributed to local police departments as a backup to the online system they operated then. Well, an extra copy I made "for quality control" - I worked at the service bureau that did film for the State Police.

Had I known what that information would be worth to identity thieves today, I would not have destroyed it in the mid 1990s. Maybe. Eh, I think my ethics would have prevented me from using it for evil, beyond looking up the SSNs of elected officials.

/Boring Story, Bro.

,

You could be living on your own skull-shaped, volcanic island right now plotting your next villainous scheme.
 
2013-03-01 02:47:27 PM  
i have a bladder condition.  i would love for someone to try this shiat on me.  though i do try to buy things when i use a restroom.  but if you don't like cleaning a public restroom, to provide a public restroom.
 
2013-03-01 02:47:52 PM  

spentmiles: I was there ~~~~~~~~~~  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


God damn it man.... one of these days you are going to be responsible for a cardiac arrest!
 
2013-03-01 02:48:39 PM  

Frankenstorm: I work at a pet supply store. To our right is a Dunkin Donuts. To our immediate left is a Subway. Neither establishment allows people to use their bathroom. I let everyone use ours. WTF are people supposed to do? You're fed food and drink, but you can't use the facilities?

/no weird issues ... yet


That seems odd. I thought it was the law in most places that if you serve food or beverages, you must provide facilities to deal with the ultimate end product of those items being consumed.

A pet supply store I'd let slide, actually.
 
2013-03-01 02:48:54 PM  
don't not to, damnit.  my point is foiled!
 
2013-03-01 02:49:32 PM  
As someone who's had Crohn's disease-like problems (thankfully not the real thing), the ability to reach a bathroom fast is of paramount importance.My buying decisions have been strongly affected by the availability of washrooms in stores, gas stations, and so forth.

So while I get that evil crapping criminals make work hard for many people (and I've walked into a bathroom or two that made me blanch), how you manage your bathroom-customer plans can effect your income.
 
2013-03-01 02:49:40 PM  

WhyteRaven74: skinink: hey hardly ever say no to someone using the bathrooms and they are much cleaner than fast food bathrooms.

many hotels have bathrooms just off the lobby and as long as you don't look like you've spent a week on the sidewalk they don't give a damn who uses them.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-03-01 02:49:51 PM  
Turns out the local sheriff helped track Barnes down by running her license plate, all as a favor to the owner of the restaurant.


Let me guess:  Lisa called Hattie down at the telephone company and asked her to put her through to Jim Bob after a 20 minute discussion of punkin pie recipes.
 
2013-03-01 02:50:08 PM  

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.

 
2013-03-01 02:50:09 PM  
I went to Mardi Gras 15 years ago and there are no restrooms anywhere downtown.  The restaurants and bars all have a customers only policy. I noticed TGIFridays was selling drink "coins" for $5, so I bought one.  I used that same coin for my whole trip using their restroom.  I would just flash it as I walked by the bar, no hassle whatsovever. At the end of the trip I had a large beer, used the restroom and left relieved.  Still got pickpocketed though.  Standard in Nawlins I hear.
 
2013-03-01 02:50:10 PM  

StaleCoffee: You could be living on your own skull-shaped, volcanic island right now plotting your next villainous scheme.


Or more likely sitting in a cell in a PMITA Federal Prison, having not correctly identified my buyer as undercover FBI. I hate it when that happens...
 
2013-03-01 02:50:48 PM  
I predict a surge of poop on doorsteps and puddles of piss in the restaurant's future
 
2013-03-01 02:50:57 PM  

AndreMA: Frankenstorm: I work at a pet supply store. To our right is a Dunkin Donuts. To our immediate left is a Subway. Neither establishment allows people to use their bathroom. I let everyone use ours. WTF are people supposed to do? You're fed food and drink, but you can't use the facilities?

/no weird issues ... yet

That seems odd. I thought it was the law in most places that if you serve food or beverages, you must provide facilities to deal with the ultimate end product of those items being consumed.

A pet supply store I'd let slide, actually.


Maybe it's changed since I was a teenager but I thought the law was that you were only required to have a restroom if you served alcohol intended to be consumed on premises.
 
2013-03-01 02:50:58 PM  

Aidan: As someone who's had Crohn's disease-like problems (thankfully not the real thing), the ability to reach a bathroom fast is of paramount importance.My buying decisions have been strongly affected by the availability of washrooms in stores, gas stations, and so forth.

So while I get that evil crapping criminals make work hard for many people (and I've walked into a bathroom or two that made me blanch), how you manage your bathroom-customer plans can effect your income.


Damn. Can have an effect on your income. :P
 
2013-03-01 02:52:12 PM  

Step 1: Install doors on outside.
Step 2: Install these:


image.shutterstock.com

Step 3: profit
 
2013-03-01 02:52:48 PM  

vudukungfu: spentmiles: I was ther.... disease.


Sides...hurt....now...


Is there a place where these comments are just all gathered up with links to the news reports? Hilarious....
 
2013-03-01 02:53:03 PM  

Lochsteppe: jumac: I work at a second hand store, we lock the bathroom but will unlock it for anyone who needs it.  We lock it only so if someone gota use it at lest one employee knows.  We have had to many issues with people going in and taking tags off of stuff to get a lower price or taking the tags off and putting the item on and saying it was theirs or, putting it under the cloth they had on(way to many times we see people come in wearing cloth bout 4 sizes to big and leave looking like the same set is tight on them).  we also had people go in and destroy the bathroom if they are mad at us.  had one destroy the toilet. Another kicked it so much and hard it fell over.

This seems like a pretty reasonable way of handling things.  You're controlling access for legitimate business reasons, but you're not being dicks about it.

/I am curious why some of your customers are so mad at you; that seems troubling.


Secondhand stores tend to not be in very nice parts of town, with interesting and colorful customers of all sorts. Particularly if they're a charity scraping up rent each month. "Antique" stores tend to be nicer and more upscale, despite mostly just putting much higher prices on marginally higher quality goods.
 
2013-03-01 02:53:32 PM  

tzzhc4: [l2.yimg.com image 300x225]

Did "she" use the mens room because she sure as shiat does look like a lady to me.


Looks like James Carville in drag.

/I cannot unsee it
 
2013-03-01 02:53:51 PM  

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.


Why the fark aren't you working for Jay Leno or SNL as a writer?
 
2013-03-01 02:55:13 PM  

AndreMA: Frankenstorm: I work at a pet supply store. To our right is a Dunkin Donuts. To our immediate left is a Subway. Neither establishment allows people to use their bathroom. I let everyone use ours. WTF are people supposed to do? You're fed food and drink, but you can't use the facilities?

/no weird issues ... yet

That seems odd. I thought it was the law in most places that if you serve food or beverages, you must provide facilities to deal with the ultimate end product of those items being consumed.

A pet supply store I'd let slide, actually.


I agree with you. We're in Queens, NY. The Dunkin Donuts is 24 hours and Subway is open until 11, I think. There can be some questionable people in the area, so I think these places are afraid of having their bathrooms wrecked. Ergo, they allow the bathrooms for no one. I get their normal customers that just want to pee and go and I'm not about to let them suffer.
 
2013-03-01 02:55:23 PM  
Flood Zone Yelp page takes a nose dive.

$5 well earned.

According to law, you can't deny access to bathrooms in a place of public accomodation, which a business selling food and/or beverage is defined as.

The owner didn't take the $5 because it would have constituted a violation of the ADA, which they probably found out after sending the letter.
 
2013-03-01 02:57:13 PM  
Smeggy Smurf:
Why the fark aren't you working for Jay Leno or SNL as a writer?

Maybe because spentmiles is creative and hilarious?

/was surprised that in Europe, not only do they charge you to use the bathrooms, but that the 3 bucks you pay to use them doesn't guarantee it being clean or having toilet paper.
 
2013-03-01 02:58:45 PM  

AndreMA: That seems odd. I thought it was the law in most places that if you serve food or beverages, you must provide facilities to deal with the ultimate end product of those items being consumed.


fozziewazzi: Maybe it's changed since I was a teenager but I thought the law was that you were only required to have a restroom if you served alcohol intended to be consumed on premises.


All of this depends on state and local laws. There is no federally mandated bathroom requirement.

Chains will almost always provide a bathroom just for consistency nationwide, but I've met more incredibly rude assholes owning Subways than I can count, so I can believe it even if it was the law.
 
2013-03-01 02:59:02 PM  

spentmiles: I was there that afternoon...


Just be grateful it wasn't Kim Kardashian ...
 
2013-03-01 03:00:22 PM  

AndreMA: StaleCoffee: You could be living on your own skull-shaped, volcanic island right now plotting your next villainous scheme.

Or more likely sitting in a cell in a PMITA Federal Prison, having not correctly identified my buyer as undercover FBI. I hate it when that happens...


As "If only I'd done..." fantasies go, I think super villain beats prison rape by a couple orders of magnitude, but whatever works.
 
2013-03-01 03:01:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: spentmiles: I was there that afternoon and actually used the restroom after this woman left.  She had to have been in there for twenty or thirty minutes.  Christ, it sounded like she was being raped with a Duraflame log.  Toward the end, I heard the toilet flush a few times then the door opened - the sink never running...  As she walks past the line of people waiting on the facilities, she can't even make eye contact with anyone.  It was the deepest shame-shiat I've ever witnessed.  And my God....

When I walked in there, I wished that I'd brought along an Indian snake charmer.  This farking monstrosity was curled up in the toilet, its head raised, corny-teeth bared, just waiting to strike the bare-ass of the next person to sit down.  Sit down?  Who am I kidding.  You would've had to of stomped on it with both feet for ten minutes to get a level playing surface.  The whole point of shiatting is leaving shiat behind, not getting additional shiat force fed up your pipes.  There was no way I could've used the toilet.

So, at my inconvenience, I took the tank lid off, laid it across the mounded bowl, and used it as a platform to fill the aquarium with my stinking brown trout.  That "restaurant" is a bulimics dream, or anyone else who wants to shiat immediately.  I hate the manager of the place too - she's always showing me her pussy and bumpy nipples.

Anyway, the dump-and-run lady got off light.  That was fifty pounds of raw sewage.  But fark the restaurant because all their meat tastes like it was carved off an AIDS patient.  I hope everyone involved in this story dies of the wasting disease.

Why the fark aren't you working for Jay Leno or SNL as a writer?


Because he actually made people laugh?
 
2013-03-01 03:02:05 PM  
by federal law, it is illegal to restrict the use of restrooms. I doubt that these mom and pops stores realise that, some do, some don't. They like to think they do because they own the joint. However they don't. Like it or not. Paying for the use of the facilities, is an indirect violation of these laws Any and all establishments that retain a bathroom and or /facilities may be used by the public. This is without discrminiation of all races and thus, remain public.
 
2013-03-01 03:02:37 PM  

JNowe: Turns out the local sheriff helped track Barnes down by running her license plate, all as a favor to the owner of the restaurant.


Let me guess:  Lisa called Hattie down at the telephone company and asked her to put her through to Jim Bob after a 20 minute discussion of punkin pie recipes.


Pretty much spot on. Remember this is Erin, TN we're talking about. 2 stop lights in the whole town.

/BR549
 
2013-03-01 03:02:52 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I predict a surge of poop on doorsteps and puddles of piss in the restaurant's future


I'm gonna say I doubt it. Small towns...these people have big egos because their ego is tolerated, accepted and pretty much everyone else agrees with them. They aren't very cool places to live if you have a way of thinking that is unconventional to the norm. I heard this morning that her issues were due to vandals. Never heard one cited instance of vandalism, now it's changed to how inconvenient it is for her. All she has to do is tell paying customers how these degenerates are messing up her bathroom and taking her attention away from them and they'll fill in the blank with whatever they feel like a degenerate is. Bonus if she knows them well enough to manipulate them (Example: "It's like that time that lil Bobby..." relate it to anything the kid may have done to slight the customer.
 
2013-03-01 03:06:43 PM  

Southern100: Walker: Turns out the local sheriff helped track Barnes down by running her license plate, all as a favor to the owner of the restaurant.

According to the Houston County Sheriff, Darrell Allison, though, it was no biggie.

But, countered local state Rep. John C. Tidwell, "The way I interpret it, it would be illegal," he said, explaining that license plate information is to be used only for law enforcement purposes. "The information should not have ever been given over to the business. That is information that is supposed to be dealt with by the state's agency or the official."

Choosing sides between pigs and politicians isn't easy but I'm gonna have to go with the politician on this one.

Guess the owner of the restaurant never heard of publicdata.com.


THIS!

/Subscriber for over 10 years
//Loves layin the smackdown on people that park in 2 spaces
 
2013-03-01 03:11:02 PM  
The story is full of dickbags.
 
2013-03-01 03:11:57 PM  
This is why I always have an empty Starbucks cup in my cup holder (Venti).
 
2013-03-01 03:12:07 PM  

jumac: I work at a second hand store, we lock the bathroom but will unlock it for anyone who needs it.  We lock it only so if someone gota use it at lest one employee knows.  We have had to many issues with people going in and taking tags off of stuff to get a lower price or taking the tags off and putting the item on and saying it was theirs or, putting it under the cloth they had on(way to many times we see people come in wearing cloth bout 4 sizes to big and leave looking like the same set is tight on them).  we also had people go in and destroy the bathroom if they are mad at us.  had one destroy the toilet. Another kicked it so much and hard it fell over.


You need to move your store to Amazin.com
 
2013-03-01 03:16:45 PM  

foxyshadis: Not News: This is locally owned restaurants all over the country. The smaller the joint, the bigger the egos. Fark: The Sheriff actually incriminating himself in an interview.


Dissatisfied with the approved headline?  Not to worry, you can hijack subby's thunder and do it yourself in the comments section!
 
2013-03-01 03:17:25 PM  
 
2013-03-01 03:19:32 PM  

LtDarkstar: Southern100: Walker: Turns out the local sheriff helped track Barnes down by running her license plate, all as a favor to the owner of the restaurant.

According to the Houston County Sheriff, Darrell Allison, though, it was no biggie.

But, countered local state Rep. John C. Tidwell, "The way I interpret it, it would be illegal," he said, explaining that license plate information is to be used only for law enforcement purposes. "The information should not have ever been given over to the business. That is information that is supposed to be dealt with by the state's agency or the official."

Choosing sides between pigs and politicians isn't easy but I'm gonna have to go with the politician on this one.

Guess the owner of the restaurant never heard of publicdata.com.

THIS!

/Subscriber for over 10 years
//Loves layin the smackdown on people that park in 2 spaces


Curious about what you mean by layin the smackdown. What do  you do to them?
 
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