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(Newsnet5)   If you can please identify your vagina in the photographs taken by the gyno's secret decoder pen, we can direct you to Slutkin, one of our lawyers   (newsnet5.com) divider line 40
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2013-03-01 11:35:46 AM  
9 votes:

RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.


I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.
2013-03-01 11:31:16 AM  
5 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: You gotta think, our of what could possibly be thousands of hours of footage the reality of humanity is that maybe like an hours worth...tops...is actually fap worth.


/adds "Fapworth" to list of character names to use while writing a collection of Victorian era erotica.
2013-03-01 12:17:52 PM  
4 votes:
Three gynecologists (two Americans and a Frenchman) were comparing "war stories" at professional symposium.

"A few weeks ago," recounted one of the Americans, "I examined a woman with a clitoris like a lima bean".  "That's nothing." countered the other American.  "Earlier this year I had one with a clitoris like a walnut!"

The Frenchman laughed them both off and said "Why, just last week I had a patient with a clitoris like a cantaloupe!"

"Bullshiat" the Americans exclaimed in unison, rolling their eyes..."She wouldn't have even been able to walk!"

The Frenchman was puzzled for a second, then replied "Oh, you Americans, so obsessed with size - I was talking about the flavor!"
2013-03-01 02:37:50 PM  
3 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2013-03-01 02:15:44 PM  
3 votes:

THoey: Wow!   Last week we had the epic Bewbs tread, and this week we get the Veejayjay follow up.   Bring on the images!

Oh, and VIE please...


media.onsugar.com
2013-03-01 12:17:43 PM  
3 votes:
ibdp.huluim.com
2013-03-01 12:09:23 PM  
3 votes:
i265.photobucket.com
2013-03-01 11:55:49 AM  
3 votes:
This doc is cuckoo for hoo haa pics.
2013-03-01 11:44:36 AM  
3 votes:
cig-mkr


Random Anonymous Blackmail: offmymeds

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?

Only if during the exam he has both his hands on your shoulders.

You mean both hands on your shoulders isn't normal? He does send flowers next day.


When you fart, does it sounds more like a yawn?
2013-03-01 11:41:23 AM  
3 votes:

BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.


Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.
2013-03-01 02:28:55 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us

...as good an excuse as any.
2013-03-01 12:50:20 PM  
2 votes:
If you can please identify your vagina in the photographs taken by the gyno's secret decoder pen, we can direct you to Slutkin, one of our lawyers

www.weeklyblitz.net
I see what jew did there.
2013-03-01 12:38:59 PM  
2 votes:
Can you imagine? Some 500 lb whale on the table..legs spread, and when you pull it slowly open, it looks like a half cooked ham and cheese with ricotta running out of it.

/Im so, so sorry.
2013-03-01 12:37:44 PM  
2 votes:
Gynecologist in question?

splitsider.com

The issue here is not whether we gynecologists broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female patients - we did.  But you can't hold a whole clinic responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole hospital? And if the whole hospital system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our medical institutions in general? I put it to you, Slutkin - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
2013-03-01 12:25:38 PM  
2 votes:
He used a camera disguised as a pen?

Why not a stealthoscope?
2013-03-01 11:40:57 AM  
2 votes:

BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.


Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?
2013-03-01 11:37:12 AM  
2 votes:
offmymeds

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?


Only if during the exam he has both his hands on your shoulders.
2013-03-01 11:31:43 AM  
2 votes:
I know a gynecologist that has been working 60+ hour weeks for around 25 years and has 12 kids of his own.  That man must really love the vag.
2013-03-01 11:25:22 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, the guy loved his work, OK? It's like that snowplow guy that got fired. What is this country becoming when a man can enjoy his job?
2013-03-01 01:18:00 PM  
1 votes:
Bit'O'Gristle


Can you imagine? Some 500 lb whale on the table..legs spread, and when you pull it slowly open, it looks like a half cooked ham and cheese with ricotta running out of it.
/Im so, so sorry.

I will be thinking about this when I can't get it up tonight and my wife asks me "what's wrong honey?"
I hate you. I really hate you.
2013-03-01 12:55:10 PM  
1 votes:
"I'm only in it for Hoo Haw pics, junior"
www.trbimg.com
2013-03-01 12:48:08 PM  
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!


Yeah, a furburger.
2013-03-01 12:46:12 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: SovietCanuckistan: That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!

I don't know exactly why but you have just given me the gigglefits.  Thanks.


It was the pickle.
2013-03-01 12:33:35 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-01 12:31:15 PM  
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?


I think a couple 2x4's where found in one of the folds.  Does that count?
2013-03-01 12:13:04 PM  
1 votes:
Attention ladies! I am currently working on vag recognition technology for a top level government agency which I am not at liberty to divulge. I need a good sized group of hot volunteers to help me perfect this technology. I will supply the camera, some beverages, and some soothing music. Its completely scientific.
2013-03-01 11:58:35 AM  
1 votes:

catusr: Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.


Not nearly as boring as the hours of extreme closeups of a guy's chest, when he accidentally wore the camera pen backwards.
2013-03-01 11:56:01 AM  
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?


More likely a rope...which apparently also went missing.
2013-03-01 11:52:03 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.


Have a Blue Waffle instead.
2013-03-01 11:48:40 AM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: MyKingdomForYourHorse: You gotta think, our of what could possibly be thousands of hours of footage the reality of humanity is that maybe like an hours worth...tops...is actually fap worth.

/adds "Fapworth" to list of character names to use while writing a collection of Victorian era erotica.


Doesn't he buy your annuities or structured settlements?
2013-03-01 11:46:43 AM  
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: When you fart, does it sounds more like a yawn?


LOL
2013-03-01 11:42:14 AM  
1 votes:
well, you have to appreciate this guy's dilemma, he clearly enjoyed looking at pictures of women's vaginas so much he made a profession out of it, and in his off hours there was absolutely no readily available source of thousands or even millions of pictures of vaginas taken consensually, by both professionals and amatuers.  If only something like that had existed, this horrible tragedy could have been averted.

I blame society, personally.
2013-03-01 11:42:05 AM  
1 votes:
That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!
2013-03-01 11:35:28 AM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?


Is he taking new patients???
2013-03-01 11:35:23 AM  
1 votes:

catusr: Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.


blog.zap2it.com

You rang?
2013-03-01 11:29:38 AM  
1 votes:
Slutkin, is that like "otherkin"?
2013-03-01 11:27:05 AM  
1 votes:
Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.
2013-03-01 11:26:13 AM  
1 votes:
media.nbcwashington.com

"Docta's be keepin' it real"
2013-03-01 11:25:16 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: Man, you'd think a gyno would get enough of them on a daily basis.


This. Maybe he had a running bet with other OBG's on who has seen the nastiest vag?

Also, TTIWWP
2013-03-01 10:57:35 AM  
1 votes:
Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.
 
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