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2013-03-01 12:15:38 PM  
Don't call Slutkin... call Arnie Linson!!!

linsonbreastlawsuit.com
 
2013-03-01 12:17:43 PM  
ibdp.huluim.com
 
2013-03-01 12:17:52 PM  
Three gynecologists (two Americans and a Frenchman) were comparing "war stories" at professional symposium.

"A few weeks ago," recounted one of the Americans, "I examined a woman with a clitoris like a lima bean".  "That's nothing." countered the other American.  "Earlier this year I had one with a clitoris like a walnut!"

The Frenchman laughed them both off and said "Why, just last week I had a patient with a clitoris like a cantaloupe!"

"Bullshiat" the Americans exclaimed in unison, rolling their eyes..."She wouldn't have even been able to walk!"

The Frenchman was puzzled for a second, then replied "Oh, you Americans, so obsessed with size - I was talking about the flavor!"
 
2013-03-01 12:19:53 PM  
WhippingBoy: Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.

SovietCanuckistan: That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!


You can have mine - it's on my keyboard.
 
2013-03-01 12:25:22 PM  

Gordon Bennett: A straight gynaecologist?

I must admit I didn't know there were any of those.


I know several, most are in it for the money and tend to do pretty much just procedures non-stop. They are basically surgeons, but for whatever reason didn't go into surgery.
 
2013-03-01 12:25:38 PM  
He used a camera disguised as a pen?

Why not a stealthoscope?
 
2013-03-01 12:27:08 PM  

Amos Quito: He used a camera disguised as a pen?

Why not a stealthoscope?


He's supposed to be down there... he could use a real camera and it would prolly get less attention than a pen...
"Hey doc, what are you writing down there?!?!?!"
 
2013-03-01 12:31:15 PM  
Police have said Levy, 54, killed himself in his home on Feb. 18.


Technically isn't that case closed?
 
2013-03-01 12:31:15 PM  

FullMetalPanda: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?


I think a couple 2x4's where found in one of the folds.  Does that count?
 
2013-03-01 12:32:34 PM  
He was sharing the pics with Clarence Thomas.
 
2013-03-01 12:33:35 PM  

WhippingBoy: Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-01 12:34:42 PM  
You know, women don't just go in there for check ups. Sometimes they have something nasty going on. That you really dont wanna see. And don't get me started on the heavyweights. shudders.
 
2013-03-01 12:37:44 PM  
Gynecologist in question?

splitsider.com

The issue here is not whether we gynecologists broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female patients - we did.  But you can't hold a whole clinic responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole hospital? And if the whole hospital system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our medical institutions in general? I put it to you, Slutkin - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
 
2013-03-01 12:38:59 PM  
Can you imagine? Some 500 lb whale on the table..legs spread, and when you pull it slowly open, it looks like a half cooked ham and cheese with ricotta running out of it.

/Im so, so sorry.
 
2013-03-01 12:41:59 PM  

The_Homeless_Guy: I know several, most are in it for the money and tend to do pretty much just procedures non-stop. They are basically surgeons, but for whatever reason didn't go into surgery.


Well does procedures = only scopes?
 
2013-03-01 12:44:31 PM  
Here. Knock yourself out. Most boring porn ever.

http://largelabiaproject.tumblr.com/  Definitely NSFW
 
2013-03-01 12:44:49 PM  
I guess he could go back and see them again only without the smell!
 
2013-03-01 12:46:12 PM  

Carn: SovietCanuckistan: That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!

I don't know exactly why but you have just given me the gigglefits.  Thanks.


It was the pickle.
 
2013-03-01 12:48:08 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!


Yeah, a furburger.
 
2013-03-01 12:49:57 PM  

beachboy: Here. Knock yourself out. Most boring porn ever.

http://largelabiaproject.tumblr.com/  Definitely NSFW


/LOL..ok ...some of those posts were not only hot, but very funny. worth reading.
 
2013-03-01 12:50:20 PM  
If you can please identify your vagina in the photographs taken by the gyno's secret decoder pen, we can direct you to Slutkin, one of our lawyers

www.weeklyblitz.net
I see what jew did there.
 
2013-03-01 12:53:26 PM  
Wasn't this the whole premise for the movie The Hand That Rocks the Cradle?
I expect Rebecca DeMornay to start killing people with greenhouses any day now.
 
2013-03-01 12:55:10 PM  
"I'm only in it for Hoo Haw pics, junior"
www.trbimg.com
 
2013-03-01 12:57:59 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Police have said Levy, 54, killed himself in his home on Feb. 18.


Technically isn't that case closed?


I live  a 1/2 mile from his house.  Yeah me?
 
2013-03-01 12:58:25 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: The_Homeless_Guy: I know several, most are in it for the money and tend to do pretty much just procedures non-stop. They are basically surgeons, but for whatever reason didn't go into surgery.

Well does procedures = only scopes?


Actually some do a fellowship and are basically surgeons. They won't just do scopes, but will actually do laparoscopic, robotic or open abdominal surgery and remove ovarian cancers, etc.  Even without a fellowship OB/GYN's will still do hysterectomy (removing the uterus) and oophorectomies (removing ovaries) generally with a laparoscopic or robotic approach. Removing cancerous/pre-cancerous lesions from the cervix is also a "bread and butter" type procedure.

But yeah many of the male OB/GYN's I know spend most of their time in the OR and do very little OB work or general GYN wellness/office visit types stuff.
 
2013-03-01 01:03:59 PM  
He has an odd name. I expected to see a  Red Diaper Baby grown up, not a black man working in Baltimore.
 
2013-03-01 01:16:41 PM  

Vectron: [media.nbcwashington.com image 247x139]

"Docta's be keepin' it real"


A black guy named Nikita Levy?  WTF?
 
2013-03-01 01:18:00 PM  
Bit'O'Gristle


Can you imagine? Some 500 lb whale on the table..legs spread, and when you pull it slowly open, it looks like a half cooked ham and cheese with ricotta running out of it.
/Im so, so sorry.

I will be thinking about this when I can't get it up tonight and my wife asks me "what's wrong honey?"
I hate you. I really hate you.
 
2013-03-01 01:18:55 PM  
FOIA!
 
2013-03-01 01:21:24 PM  

hdhale: FullMetalPanda: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.
/discharge.
I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.
Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?
More likely a rope...which apparently also went missing.


I wonder if the event horizon glowed.
 
2013-03-01 01:21:51 PM  

Glancing Blow: "Police have said more than 2,000 patients and former patients of Levy have called a hotline set up by the hospital. Class-action lawsuits have been filed against Hopkins."

Unless he showed these pictures to someone what would the lawsuit charge, that he had a picture of what he was digging round in?


My thought:
1.  With current knowledge, he was the only one doing it.
2.  When reported, they suspended him and kicked him out of the building
3.  He killed himself rather than explain his actions

Conclusion:  With a standard disclaimer of "My opinion/decision may change with the introduction of additional information", I think that Hopkins should NOT be held liable for the policy and law breaking actions of one of it's doctors.  Presumably he had been vetted per standards and had not had a serious history of violations up to that point.  I do not believe that a business should normally be held liable for the rogue actions of one of it's employees, so long as it exercises due diligence to prevent that.

While I'd consider 'due diligence' a vague standard, in order to meet that standard I'd say that you'd want something like:
1.  Background check of employee that's expected to look at private parts to make sure there's no history of sexual misconduct.  Given what doctors do, ALL of them need to be checked for criminal/professional misconduct.
2.  Some bit during training that recording private bits without the knowledge and permission of the patient is highly forbidden(insert legal verbage into handbook/policy saying it's illegal per state law section X.XX).  If recording is to be done, it needs to be reasonably justified - medical progress/tracking log, going to a remote site for expert opinion, research, training, etc...
3.  The occasional followup reminder.  Maybe.  Some things are just 'so wrong' that it can be considered obvious.

Note:  'Due diligence' is lowered if they've never had a problem with secret cameras, if there's been no reporting of such problems with gyno's using hidden cameras in public or professional publications, other hospitals, etc...  Basically, the 'I didn't think this COULD be a problem!' defense.  Given that the guy had probably been practicing for 20+ years is also a consideration.
 
2013-03-01 01:23:01 PM  
"Well.....yes that looks like my labia....but that isn't my clitoris"
 
2013-03-01 01:26:29 PM  

The_Homeless_Guy: FARK rebel soldier: The_Homeless_Guy: I know several, most are in it for the money and tend to do pretty much just procedures non-stop. They are basically surgeons, but for whatever reason didn't go into surgery.

Well does procedures = only scopes?

Actually some do a fellowship and are basically surgeons. They won't just do scopes, but will actually do laparoscopic, robotic or open abdominal surgery and remove ovarian cancers, etc.  Even without a fellowship OB/GYN's will still do hysterectomy (removing the uterus) and oophorectomies (removing ovaries) generally with a laparoscopic or robotic approach. Removing cancerous/pre-cancerous lesions from the cervix is also a "bread and butter" type procedure.

But yeah many of the male OB/GYN's I know spend most of their time in the OR and do very little OB work or general GYN wellness/office visit types stuff.


Jeebuz.... Imagine comparable 'procedures' on a man? Castrations, etc. All in a day's work.
 
2013-03-01 01:35:12 PM  

The Singing Bush: [www.starwarsautographcollecting.com image 239x195]

Dr. Slutkin?


Yep, that was immediately my first thought.

/underrated movie
 
2013-03-01 01:35:16 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: "Well.....yes that looks like my labia....but that isn't my clitoris"



What a nightmare for John Hopkins but it's going to make a lot of lawyers happy. I would love to be on the jury. I hope they don't get a masturbating judge.
 
2013-03-01 01:40:10 PM  
Wow!   Last week we had the epic Bewbs tread, and this week we get the Veejayjay follow up.   Bring on the images!

Oh, and VIE please...
 
2013-03-01 01:41:08 PM  

filter: Jeebuz.... Imagine comparable 'procedures' on a man? Castrations, etc. All in a day's work.


Seriously, I'd expect the biggest procedure to be the 'snip'.  Removal of a cancerous or otherwise 'distressed' testicle is also pretty common, as would be some stuff involving uncontorting a nut, when the tube gets twisted or tangled up.

Thing is, 99% of that stuff is an outright outpatient procedure.

/shudders at the mere thought of what can go wrong down there.
 
2013-03-01 01:47:12 PM  

DerAppie: Slutkin, is that like "otherkin"?


More like gherkin.
 
2013-03-01 01:49:20 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Police have said Levy, 54, killed himself in his home on Feb. 18.


Technically isn't that case closed?


If he had a private practice (that ceased to exist when he died), then I'd say yes...but since he worked for a hospital - nope, not even close.  Let the lawsuits commence!
 
2013-03-01 01:49:59 PM  

stonicus: [ibdp.huluim.com image 512x288]


I'm not really sure how the hell you would search for that.  Does it have a particular name of what that is?

/we were so dirty as kids
 
2013-03-01 02:03:41 PM  

blatz514: stonicus: [ibdp.huluim.com image 512x288]

I'm not really sure how the hell you would search for that.  Does it have a particular name of what that is?

/we were so dirty as kids


I searched for "vagina hand trick" on GIS and it was like 6th row down...
 
2013-03-01 02:15:44 PM  

THoey: Wow!   Last week we had the epic Bewbs tread, and this week we get the Veejayjay follow up.   Bring on the images!

Oh, and VIE please...


media.onsugar.com
 
2013-03-01 02:28:55 PM  
imageshack.us

...as good an excuse as any.
 
2013-03-01 02:29:36 PM  
too bad his patients didn't get the chance to kill him. glad you're dead, Dr. POS. that was a horrible thing to do to women.
 
2013-03-01 02:37:11 PM  

Vectron: THoey: Wow!   Last week we had the epic Bewbs tread, and this week we get the Veejayjay follow up.   Bring on the images!

Oh, and VIE please...

[media.onsugar.com image 470x350]


So, that's what giving virth looks like...
 
2013-03-01 02:37:45 PM  

beachboy: Here. Knock yourself out. Most boring porn ever.

http://largelabiaproject.tumblr.com/  Definitely NSFW


Suddenly I've craving Arbys
 
2013-03-01 02:37:50 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-01 03:59:43 PM  

theflinx: It's called a VULVA. subby


Well, they did say the camera was shaped like a pen...

/giggity
 
gja
2013-03-01 04:05:11 PM  

RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.


You muthafarker....I was eating YOGURT for the love of Pete!
 
2013-03-01 04:15:59 PM  

gja: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

You muthafarker....I was eating YOGURT for the love of Pete!


GREAT
now I can never eat yogurt again
EVER
 
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