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2013-03-01 10:16:07 AM
Man, you'd think a gyno would get enough of them on a daily basis.
 
2013-03-01 10:50:33 AM

Sybarite: Man, you'd think a gyno would get enough of them on a daily basis.


Maybe he had a side business going
 
2013-03-01 10:57:35 AM
Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.
 
2013-03-01 11:21:30 AM
Male gyno....

At least let it be female so we can giggity
 
2013-03-01 11:22:14 AM
A straight gynaecologist?

I must admit I didn't know there were any of those.
 
2013-03-01 11:24:22 AM
You gotta think, our of what could possibly be thousands of hours of footage the reality of humanity is that maybe like an hours worth...tops...is actually fap worth.
 
2013-03-01 11:25:16 AM

Sybarite: Man, you'd think a gyno would get enough of them on a daily basis.


This. Maybe he had a running bet with other OBG's on who has seen the nastiest vag?

Also, TTIWWP
 
2013-03-01 11:25:22 AM
Hey, the guy loved his work, OK? It's like that snowplow guy that got fired. What is this country becoming when a man can enjoy his job?
 
2013-03-01 11:25:41 AM
Slutkin

I knew a Slutsky once. Sweet girl. Not a roundheels.
 
2013-03-01 11:26:13 AM
media.nbcwashington.com

"Docta's be keepin' it real"
 
2013-03-01 11:26:34 AM
Perhaps he was recording the exam so no one could claim misconduct later.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Were the fingertips cut off his gloves too?
 
2013-03-01 11:27:05 AM
Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.
 
2013-03-01 11:29:07 AM
"Police have said more than 2,000 patients and former patients of Levy have called a hotline set up by the hospital. Class-action lawsuits have been filed against Hopkins."


Unless he showed these pictures to someone what would the lawsuit charge, that he had a picture of what he was digging round in?
 
2013-03-01 11:29:38 AM
Slutkin, is that like "otherkin"?
 
2013-03-01 11:30:11 AM
My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.
 
2013-03-01 11:31:16 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: You gotta think, our of what could possibly be thousands of hours of footage the reality of humanity is that maybe like an hours worth...tops...is actually fap worth.


/adds "Fapworth" to list of character names to use while writing a collection of Victorian era erotica.
 
2013-03-01 11:31:43 AM
I know a gynecologist that has been working 60+ hour weeks for around 25 years and has 12 kids of his own.  That man must really love the vag.
 
2013-03-01 11:32:24 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.


That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?
 
2013-03-01 11:35:23 AM

catusr: Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.


blog.zap2it.com

You rang?
 
2013-03-01 11:35:28 AM

offmymeds: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?


Is he taking new patients???
 
2013-03-01 11:35:46 AM

RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.


I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.
 
2013-03-01 11:36:20 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: /adds "Fapworth" to list of character names to use while writing a collection of Victorian era erotica.


I'd read that
 
2013-03-01 11:37:12 AM
offmymeds

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?


Only if during the exam he has both his hands on your shoulders.
 
2013-03-01 11:40:57 AM

BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.


Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?
 
2013-03-01 11:41:23 AM

BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.


Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.
 
2013-03-01 11:42:05 AM
That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!
 
2013-03-01 11:42:14 AM
well, you have to appreciate this guy's dilemma, he clearly enjoyed looking at pictures of women's vaginas so much he made a profession out of it, and in his off hours there was absolutely no readily available source of thousands or even millions of pictures of vaginas taken consensually, by both professionals and amatuers.  If only something like that had existed, this horrible tragedy could have been averted.

I blame society, personally.
 
2013-03-01 11:42:23 AM
So, a man wants to take his work home on occasion.

/Just don't let his laptop go into screen saver mode.
 
2013-03-01 11:42:56 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: offmymeds

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?

Only if during the exam he has both his hands on your shoulders.


You mean both hands on your shoulders isn't normal? He does send flowers next day.
 
2013-03-01 11:44:13 AM
Moran.
Have the camera out in the open and bill them extra for both an endoscopic camera exam and the use of digital imaging.
 
2013-03-01 11:44:36 AM
cig-mkr


Random Anonymous Blackmail: offmymeds

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why not use a real video camera for "research" and stuff.

That's what my proctologist does. Should I look for a new one?

Only if during the exam he has both his hands on your shoulders.

You mean both hands on your shoulders isn't normal? He does send flowers next day.


When you fart, does it sounds more like a yawn?
 
2013-03-01 11:46:43 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: When you fart, does it sounds more like a yawn?


LOL
 
2013-03-01 11:48:40 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: MyKingdomForYourHorse: You gotta think, our of what could possibly be thousands of hours of footage the reality of humanity is that maybe like an hours worth...tops...is actually fap worth.

/adds "Fapworth" to list of character names to use while writing a collection of Victorian era erotica.


Doesn't he buy your annuities or structured settlements?
 
2013-03-01 11:51:14 AM

catusr: Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.


Yeah, this has to be like the bathroom peepers: the goal isn't to get good footage, but just the naughtiness of invading someone else's privacy.
 
2013-03-01 11:52:03 AM

WhippingBoy: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

Looks like I won't be eating breakfast this morning. Thanks guys.


Have a Blue Waffle instead.
 
2013-03-01 11:52:28 AM
I was on an open-top bus tour of Budapest last summer, and the guide pointed out a building, in which she said a "world famous gynecologist" once lived.

It was a very strange moment in my life.
 
2013-03-01 11:54:08 AM

BigLuca: I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth. The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.


I wish there was a way to link to particular comments here, so I could point at ones like this when explaining to my wife why I come here...
 
2013-03-01 11:55:49 AM
This doc is cuckoo for hoo haa pics.
 
2013-03-01 11:56:01 AM

FullMetalPanda: BigLuca: RottNDude: My dad was an obgyn and used to tell stories about the various odd cases. Apparently sometimes women forget they've left a tampon up there, and he was left to deal with the ensuing stench. Good times.

/discharge.

I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth.  The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

Was their a stick attached to the wash cloth?


More likely a rope...which apparently also went missing.
 
2013-03-01 11:58:14 AM
Smile and say 'hoppen gater'!
 
2013-03-01 11:58:17 AM
It's called a VULVA. subby
 
2013-03-01 11:58:35 AM

catusr: Pictures of a vagina taken by a tiny camera?

Not the most boring porn ever, but way up there on the list.


Not nearly as boring as the hours of extreme closeups of a guy's chest, when he accidentally wore the camera pen backwards.
 
2013-03-01 12:01:35 PM
www.starwarsautographcollecting.com

Dr. Slutkin?
 
2013-03-01 12:02:10 PM

IamAwake: BigLuca: I was in an ER the other day when a 350lb woman came in because she ran out of tampons, used a wash cloth instead, had sex, and then couldn't find the wash cloth. The attending doc was almost gleeful when he handed that one off to the senior resident.

I wish there was a way to link to particular comments here, so I could point at ones like this when explaining to my wife why I come here...


Link?
 
2013-03-01 12:04:29 PM

divgradcurl: I wish there was a way to link to particular comments here, so I could point at ones like this when explaining to my wife why I come here...

Link?


wait how did you....

(mouses over the buttons above the comment)

Err...well, ok then.   Carry on, this was just a test...you passed, nothing more to see here....
 
2013-03-01 12:04:37 PM
They are trying to find if any pics of vags have been posted to the internet. I can assure them, yes, there has been a few.

Meanwhile, investigators are trying to determine if anyone else was involved in making the records, and whether any have been posted on the Internet or sold. - See more at: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/health/gynecologist-hid-camera-insid e -pen-during-exams-dr-nikita-levy-killed-self-after-discovery#sthash.mD J7Z27Q.dpuf
Meanwhile, investigators are trying to determine if anyone else was involved in making the records, and whether any have been posted on the Internet or sold. - See more at: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/health/gynecologist-hid-camera-insid e -pen-during-exams-dr-nikita-levy-killed-self-after-discovery#sthash.mD J7Z27Q.dpuf
Meanwhile, investigators are trying to determine if anyone else was involved in making the records, and whether any have been posted on the Internet or sold. - See more at: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/health/gynecologist-hid-camera-insid e -pen-during-exams-dr-nikita-levy-killed-self-after-discovery#sthash.mD J7Z27Q.dpuf
Meanwhile, investigators are trying to determine if anyone else was involved in making the records, and whether any have been posted on the Internet or sold. - See more at: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/health/gynecologist-hid-camera-insid e -pen-during-exams-dr-nikita-levy-killed-self-after-discovery#sthash.mD J7Z27Q.dpuf
Meanwhile, investigators are trying to determine if anyone else was involved in making the records, and whether any have been posted on the Internet or sold. - See more at: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/health/gynecologist-hid-camera-insid e -pen-during-exams-dr-nikita-levy-killed-self-after-discovery#sthash.mD J7Z27Q.dpuf
Meanwhile, investigators are trying to determine if anyone else was involved in making the records, and whether any have been posted on the Internet or sold. - See more at: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/health/gynecologist-hid-camera-insid e -pen-during-exams-dr-nikita-levy-killed-self-after-discovery#sthash.mD J7Z27Q.dpuf
 
2013-03-01 12:05:39 PM
Thanks Drew.
 
2013-03-01 12:09:23 PM
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 12:11:02 PM

SovietCanuckistan: That would be kinda like getting a super close-up shot of ground beef.
It would look disgusting, but when you zoom out and see the lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, etc, HEY it's a burger!


I don't know exactly why but you have just given me the gigglefits.  Thanks.
 
2013-03-01 12:13:04 PM
Attention ladies! I am currently working on vag recognition technology for a top level government agency which I am not at liberty to divulge. I need a good sized group of hot volunteers to help me perfect this technology. I will supply the camera, some beverages, and some soothing music. Its completely scientific.
 
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