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2013-03-01 01:22:26 PM  
Holy carpal tunnel, Batman!!

They're spank amatuers.
 
2013-03-01 01:25:00 PM  
Tsk. This is what liberal arts schools get ya.

There would not be any problem with hazardous biowaste if there was a single autoclave in the school to properly sterilize it. Microwave? Seriously?
 
2013-03-01 01:28:21 PM  

Syrrh: Tsk. This is what liberal arts schools get ya.

There would not be any problem with hazardous biowaste if there was a single autoclave in the school to properly sterilize it. Microwave? Seriously?


You wan to see 68 bottles of autoclaved spooge?  I don't.
 
2013-03-01 01:48:28 PM  

Yugoboy: katerbug72: When I got to the part about microwaving it, I had to stop reading. Gag.

Interesting... my intestinal fortitude held out until the part where if you went too long it boiled over the cup... that's when I winced visibly...


harf. That was the part.
 
2013-03-01 01:48:39 PM  
You wan to see 68 bottles of autoclaved spooge?  I don't.
Sounds like an excellent prank to pull on the bio department. "Hey, who left this stuff in here? What is this anywany? Wait... WHAT THE F."

I don't know if it legally counts as human tissue, but the school is kinda right to be frowny about this. It's not a matter of unlicensed daddy-pops, it's fetid jars of random microorganisms. You can't exactly store perishable stuff in a fridge for weeks and weeks without some horrors growing in there.
 
2013-03-01 01:57:20 PM  
FAPTASTIC!
 
2013-03-01 01:58:42 PM  

Kaltros: FTFA: "the distribution of human tissue, or in this case your sperm cells, whether dead or alive is not permitted by the law outside of a medically directed facility"

Does this mean that having sex outside of a medically directed facility is technically prohibited by law?

/does it further mean one can't have sex inside a medically directed facility, or outside of said facility?
//I get so foncused...


What about adult video arcades? What about the nail salon when you get a pedicure? Or a haircut? all those places have plenty of human tissue samples.
 
2013-03-01 02:29:03 PM  
He should have put it all in one jar with a crucifix.
 
2013-03-01 02:40:32 PM  
"You can only microwave for eight seconds before it bubbles over the container," Johnson said.

So that's why your Mom's cheesecake recipe hasn't been working for me!  Good to know.
 
2013-03-01 03:39:53 PM  

Syrrh: Tsk. This is what liberal arts schools get ya.


Well, at least they do teach you the difference between liberal arts and fine art, for a start.
 
2013-03-01 03:45:14 PM  
Some trust fund parent must be very proud of their little snowflake.
 
2013-03-01 03:58:13 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Syrrh: Tsk. This is what liberal arts schools get ya.

Well, at least they do teach you the difference between liberal arts and fine art, for a start.


I fail to see anything fine about his "art".
 
2013-03-01 04:26:06 PM  
"instead of giving your money to a descent american artist, like MY SELF."
 
2013-03-01 04:54:51 PM  
I've done some Jackson Pollock-esque works on various headboards and walls...
 
2013-03-01 07:04:04 PM  

the_rev: This is absurd. How is it the school's business, in any way? If the guy wants to give his come away, and can find someone who wants to take it, then who the fcuck should care?

I'm sure the school wouldn't mind if he was giving it away the old fashioned way, straight from the tap to the recipient. Why do they care if it sits in his fridge first?


Yes, but is it really art?

Just seems like he's jerking around.
 
2013-03-02 08:40:17 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Syrrh: Tsk. This is what liberal arts schools get ya.

There would not be any problem with hazardous biowaste if there was a single autoclave in the school to properly sterilize it. Microwave? Seriously?

You wan to see 68 bottles of autoclaved spooge?  I don't.


68 bottles of autoclaved spooge
68 bottles of spooge
Put one into a centrifuge
67 bottles of autoclaved spooge
 
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