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(Gawker)   If ever there were a Fark ready headline, it's this one: "Manhattan Art School Confiscates Refrigerator Full of Semen From Student"   (gawker.com) divider line 66
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2013-03-01 09:49:37 AM
I'm not saying you have to be a wanker to go to art school, but if the glove fits ...
 
2013-03-01 09:56:30 AM
This is absurd. How is it the school's business, in any way? If the guy wants to give his come away, and can find someone who wants to take it, then who the fcuck should care?

I'm sure the school wouldn't mind if he was giving it away the old fashioned way, straight from the tap to the recipient. Why do they care if it sits in his fridge first?
 
2013-03-01 09:57:26 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 09:57:39 AM
i.imgur.com

He only did it because he wanted to show he was serious about buying insurance.

They really needed 12 gallons.
 
2013-03-01 10:12:10 AM
i253.photobucket.com

Not to brag but brap jr.'s impromptu rendition of "Who Will Buy" production in his elementary school's production of "Oliver!" did it first.

I dare say the little scruffer single handedly spearheaded the shortlived retro-neo-biological hazard chic craze of the mid-nineties.
 
2013-03-01 10:13:51 AM
Now that's what you call a sticky situation.
 
2013-03-01 10:15:25 AM
This was on an episode of The Shield.

I can't remember what the guy's crime was but Dutch Boy was genuinely disgusted when he opened the guy's fridge, picked up a jar and then realized what it was.
 
2013-03-01 10:15:33 AM
Amateur.  Spermcube.
 
2013-03-01 10:15:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 10:18:30 AM
And here I've been storing my wank juice in a refrigerator for nothing like a chump.
 
2013-03-01 10:23:13 AM
Next time try freezing it into popsicle molds instead. Attention whoring FTW!
 
2013-03-01 10:23:41 AM
Nothing like mixing (business) school with pleasure.

Couldn't find a recipient in NYC.

Son I am dissappoint.
 
2013-03-01 10:23:51 AM
Kinda sucks that they took his refrigerator. I guess he'll have to splooge on a new one.
 
2013-03-01 10:24:12 AM
Sounds like something Robert Mapplethorpe would do.
 
2013-03-01 10:26:08 AM
Farkers everywhere glance at the old wanksocks under their beds, begin googling art galleries.
 
2013-03-01 10:27:37 AM
FTFA:

This refrigerator contained 68 vials of fresh semen harvested by the artist.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, that's a good one. Next in the series is "Splooge in a Gym Sock, Pseudo-Self-Portrait".
 
2013-03-01 10:28:35 AM
Was it that girl with all the condoms pinned to her walls of her room?
 
2013-03-01 10:30:41 AM
I would never be able to walk around New York without punching everyone.
 
2013-03-01 10:32:35 AM
"Well when my dad caught me wanking he told me to save that for when I'm older."
 
2013-03-01 10:33:14 AM
Vials? Amateur. We use 2 liter pop bottles.
 
2013-03-01 10:33:36 AM
As a graduate of SVA this does not surprise me.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:15 AM
Here he is in his room,

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-01 10:36:45 AM
 
2013-03-01 10:37:04 AM

ModernLuddite: I would never be able to walk around New York without punching everyone.


Which martial art do you master?
 
2013-03-01 10:41:24 AM
FTFA: Despite the drama, there was a happy ending, mostly.

What you did there. I see it.
 
2013-03-01 10:41:47 AM
First they came for the art students, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't an art student.
 
2013-03-01 10:42:12 AM
I hate art more and more everyday.
 
2013-03-01 10:43:35 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: ModernLuddite: I would never be able to walk around New York without punching everyone.

Which martial art do you master?


Krav Magoo
 
2013-03-01 10:43:37 AM

lack of warmth: I hate art more and more everyday.


What did he ever do to you?
 
2013-03-01 10:47:59 AM
FTA: "The dead and boiled sperm ..."

That rare combined feeling of disgust and sadness.
 
2013-03-01 10:50:24 AM
Semen-al work is often underappreciated.
 
2013-03-01 10:50:55 AM

lack of warmth: I hate art more and more everyday.


There is art and than there is what talentless hacks tell you is art. The art world today is full of hacks but there are still many many great artists out there.

I just don't know how the talented ones deal with all the hacks.
 
2013-03-01 10:50:58 AM
When I got to the part about microwaving it, I had to stop reading. Gag.
 
2013-03-01 10:51:24 AM

Rude Turnip: FTA: "The dead and boiled sperm ..."

That rare combined feeling of disgust and sadness.


Coincidentally, the exact feelings I have after beating off.
 
2013-03-01 10:54:18 AM
FTFA: "I am happy that he had to sit with 68 vials of my cum in his presence," he said.

If you didn't think he was a wanker before, that clinches it.
 
2013-03-01 11:02:39 AM
But I CAME here to create art!
 
2013-03-01 11:07:21 AM
I had to to "art school" to be a lighting designer (MFA). Obviously I'm in school again.

Art students are douches. Sperm guy is a spermy douche. But this is sort of funny. Kittens are supposed to go in the microwave, not vials of man juice.

/Art majors = good pot connections, though.
 
2013-03-01 11:13:17 AM

megarian: Sperm guy is a spermy douche


Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Manseed?

/really don't want to take that image any further
 
2013-03-01 11:15:23 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

While literally sitting and wanking, as an expression of how most art is sitting and wanking, is a form of art... I like Manzoni's piece better.  Canning his own excrement must have been a revolting task, so I feel like he actually made sacrifices for HIS art.
 
2013-03-01 11:16:10 AM

Slartibeerfest: As a graduate of SVA this does not surprise me.


Same here.. 1980
 
2013-03-01 11:18:50 AM
Who would 68 vials of hot, juicy semen?
 
2013-03-01 11:20:44 AM

Bondith: megarian: Sperm guy is a spermy douche

Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Manseed?

/really don't want to take that image any further


No no no NO NO NO
 
2013-03-01 11:34:00 AM

No Such Agency: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x300]

While literally sitting and wanking, as an expression of how most art is sitting and wanking, is a form of art... I like Manzoni's piece better.  Canning his own excrement must have been a revolting task, so I feel like he actually made sacrifices for HIS art.


I wish the can said "may contain nuts"
 
2013-03-01 11:35:35 AM
May I, as an art project, collect an entire refrigerator full of semen then throw the lot in Nigel Farage's stupid farking twisted face?
 
2013-03-01 11:42:41 AM
www.americansteamaway.com

Off duty collection station
 
2013-03-01 11:58:19 AM
What a bunch of jerks.
 
2013-03-01 12:18:35 PM
Any bets as to when the Tate Modern will be calling this guy?
 
2013-03-01 12:37:28 PM

Diogenes: Rude Turnip: FTA: "The dead and boiled sperm ..."

That rare combined feeling of disgust and sadness.

Coincidentally, the exact feelings I have after beating off.


Spermenfreude?
 
2013-03-01 12:52:32 PM
FTFA: "the distribution of human tissue, or in this case your sperm cells, whether dead or alive is not permitted by the law outside of a medically directed facility"

Does this mean that having sex outside of a medically directed facility is technically prohibited by law?

/does it further mean one can't have sex inside a medically directed facility, or outside of said facility?
//I get so foncused...
 
2013-03-01 01:01:09 PM

katerbug72: When I got to the part about microwaving it, I had to stop reading. Gag.


Interesting... my intestinal fortitude held out until the part where if you went too long it boiled over the cup... that's when I winced visibly...
 
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