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(SeattlePI)   Vulcan CEO tried to smuggle giraffe bones out of Africa. Highly illogical   (seattlepi.com) divider line 12
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2013-03-01 10:03:47 AM  
Giraffe bones? WTF?  Do they make your weiner bigger? Rich people aren't right in the head.
 
2013-03-01 10:04:13 AM  
One of those minature giraffes no doubt.
 
2013-03-01 10:05:24 AM  
Stick to smuggling Kivas and Trillium
 
2013-03-01 10:05:47 AM  
allogos.net
 
R3
2013-03-01 10:07:25 AM  
There is something so intensely creepy about everything surrounding Paul Allen.
Bill Gates actually comes across as "normal" compared to him.
 
2013-03-01 10:10:04 AM  
With Bruce Willis in the picture, I'm suspicious.  It's probably early viral marketing for the next Die Hard movie, "A Good Day For This Franchise To Die".
 
2013-03-01 10:18:55 AM  

R3: There is something so intensely creepy about everything surrounding Paul Allen.
Bill Gates actually comes across as "normal" compared to him.


Most actual geniuses (geniuii?) just come across that way.

NRCSB Time:  Had a friend in high school that was insanely smart, he liked the take photos of other peoples bathrooms.  He had most of the neighborhood, and anyone else that would allow him to take photos of their bathrooms.  Truck stop, and other public restrooms were his favorite.  He had photo albums with nothing but bathroom photos.  Other than that he seemed rather normal.
 
2013-03-01 10:23:14 AM  
There is something so intensely creepy about everything surrounding Paul Allen.

And how about getting some dental work done? You're worth 50 billion dollars and your teeth look like you've got a mouth full of Cheetos.
 
2013-03-01 10:45:36 AM  
Were the minature giraffe bones?

/Oppulence I don't haz it
//Debt I haz that
 
2013-03-01 10:47:11 AM  

Onkel Buck: Were they* minature giraffe bones?

/Oppulence I don't haz it
//Debt I haz that


* FTFM

/I don't haz proofread either
 
2013-03-01 02:49:55 PM  
What does God need with a giraffe bone?
 
2013-03-01 06:15:33 PM  

FrancoFile: What does God need with a giraffe bone?


can you build a starship with it?
 
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