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(Quad City Times)   Ah, remember those days at grandpa's house, playing croquet in the yard, barbecuing, and helping maintain his psilocybin mushroom lab, ecstasy, and marijuana business?   (qctimes.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-01 02:38:58 PM  
ftfa: "In July 2009, a search warrant was executed at Marolf's residence and two ounces of synthetic ecstasy were found"

i was all ready to root for this guy, but then i learned he was involved with synthetic ecstasy. anyone putting synthetic ecstasy on the streets is a horrible person. when it comes to ecstasy, natural is the only way to go, and it better be organic.

/grow your own!     (ecstasy)
 
2013-03-01 02:56:04 PM  
Best.  Grandpa.  Ever.
 
2013-03-01 02:59:17 PM  
Well, at least Granny isn't being lazy, handling her prostitution ring on her own two feet with the walker.
 
2013-03-01 02:59:19 PM  
I see no problem, here.
 
2013-03-01 03:02:37 PM  
I'd party with him.
 
2013-03-01 03:04:19 PM  
The hippie generation is getting to be that age.
 
2013-03-01 03:04:56 PM  

the801: ftfa: "In July 2009, a search warrant was executed at Marolf's residence and two ounces of synthetic ecstasy were found"

i was all ready to root for this guy, but then i learned he was involved with synthetic ecstasy. anyone putting synthetic ecstasy on the streets is a horrible person. when it comes to ecstasy, natural is the only way to go, and it better be organic.

/grow your own!     (ecstasy)


Ya fark that.
 
2013-03-01 03:05:43 PM  
Did he look like this?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 03:07:14 PM  
The police just want to seize the home and sell it for $$
 
2013-03-01 03:07:35 PM  

the801: ftfa: "In July 2009, a search warrant was executed at Marolf's residence and two ounces of synthetic ecstasy were found"

i was all ready to root for this guy, but then i learned he was involved with synthetic ecstasy. anyone putting synthetic ecstasy on the streets is a horrible person. when it comes to ecstasy, natural is the only way to go, and it better be organic.

/grow your own!     (ecstasy)


Okay, I chuckled.
 
2013-03-01 03:13:47 PM  
came for Men With Brooms refrence,  leaving satisified.
 
2013-03-01 03:16:32 PM  
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I wondedr how many "Fockers" fans ever saw this earlier film from Stiller's career and had deja-vu?
 
2013-03-01 03:17:51 PM  
Will you still need me, wil you still feed me, when I'm 64.
 
2013-03-01 03:19:14 PM  
Sounds like a fungi to hang out with
 
2013-03-01 03:20:16 PM  

23FPB23: [s3.amazonaws.com image 448x252]I wondedr how many "Fockers" fans ever saw this earlier film from Stiller's career and had deja-vu?


Is that Alan Alda?
 
2013-03-01 03:23:37 PM  

A Terrible Human: 23FPB23: [s3.amazonaws.com image 448x252]I wondered how many "Fockers" fans ever saw this earlier film from Stiller's career and had deja-vu?

Is that Alan Alda?


Yes.  1996's "Flirting With Disaster", which is kind of forgotten, but really pretty funny.  Watch it, remember it came years before Fockers.  Its a darker, funnier version of damn near the same story.  At least, the situational comedy is similar.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:09 PM  
I mildly enjoy clonazepa...zzzzzzz

/hippy flip
 
2013-03-01 03:38:23 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: The hippie generation is getting to be that age.



Are you crazy? People have been doing mind-altering substances since the beginning of time.

/obviously not meth, per se, but the mindset is there and always will be. you can bank on it
 
2013-03-01 04:11:47 PM  

Rich Cream: FARK rebel soldier: The hippie generation is getting to be that age.


Are you crazy? People have been doing mind-altering substances since the beginning of time.

/obviously not meth, per se, but the mindset is there and always will be. you can bank on it


Hell, there's evidence to suggest the only reason humans evolved the capacity to reason and think the way we due is in part due to psychedelics, specifically psilocybin mushrooms.

Let the old guy go you retarded Blue Grass dickheads.
 
2013-03-01 04:18:49 PM  
I love Iowa Red Forman

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2013-03-01 04:35:59 PM  
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
2013-03-01 04:41:56 PM  
grahamlynch.eu

A glass of iced tea
Naked ladies here and there
Grandpa's house is fun
 
2013-03-01 04:47:50 PM  

the801: ftfa: "In July 2009, a search warrant was executed at Marolf's residence and two ounces of synthetic ecstasy were found"

i was all ready to root for this guy, but then i learned he was involved with synthetic ecstasy. anyone putting synthetic ecstasy on the streets is a horrible person. when it comes to ecstasy, natural is the only way to go, and it better be organic.

/grow your own!     (ecstasy)


chuckles
 
2013-03-01 04:49:18 PM  
What? Dad was using my kids as free labor in the 'family business', in the exact same I was?

Oh, different last name.

/crank call, crank call, i'm hanging up now.
 
2013-03-01 04:54:03 PM  

CircumambulatingVagabond: Rich Cream: FARK rebel soldier: The hippie generation is getting to be that age.


Are you crazy? People have been doing mind-altering substances since the beginning of time.

/obviously not meth, per se, but the mindset is there and always will be. you can bank on it

Hell, there's evidence to suggest the only reason humans evolved the capacity to reason and think the way we due is in part due to psychedelics, specifically psilocybin mushrooms.

Let the old guy go you retarded Blue Grass dickheads.


As much as I love mushrooms, this is actually a complete myth. Terrence McKenna made it up, and it is nothing more than drug-fueled conspiracy nut speculation than the truth he dresses it up as, and the idea of the 'bicameral mind' was shot down in the 1970s.

/mushrooms made me a neuroscientist, though
 
2013-03-01 06:27:43 PM  

the801: ftfa: "In July 2009, a search warrant was executed at Marolf's residence and two ounces of synthetic ecstasy were found"

i was all ready to root for this guy, but then i learned he was involved with synthetic ecstasy. anyone putting synthetic ecstasy on the streets is a horrible person. when it comes to ecstasy, natural is the only way to go, and it better be organic.

/grow your own!     (ecstasy)


Came to say exactly that, right down to the "grow your own MDMA" suggestion.

Get out of my head!!!
 
2013-03-01 06:27:51 PM  
what part of mycology requires a lab?
 
2013-03-01 06:48:05 PM  

23FPB23: [s3.amazonaws.com image 448x252]I wondedr how many "Fockers" fans ever saw this earlier film from Stiller's career and had deja-vu?


I did! I did!
 
2013-03-01 06:49:13 PM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: CircumambulatingVagabond: Rich Cream: FARK rebel soldier: The hippie generation is getting to be that age.


Are you crazy? People have been doing mind-altering substances since the beginning of time.

/obviously not meth, per se, but the mindset is there and always will be. you can bank on it

Hell, there's evidence to suggest the only reason humans evolved the capacity to reason and think the way we due is in part due to psychedelics, specifically psilocybin mushrooms.

Let the old guy go you retarded Blue Grass dickheads.

As much as I love mushrooms, this is actually a complete myth. Terrence McKenna made it up, and it is nothing more than drug-fueled conspiracy nut speculation than the truth he dresses it up as, and the idea of the 'bicameral mind' was shot down in the 1970s.

/mushrooms made me a neuroscientist, though


Not trolling, but curious - what shot down the bicameral mind idea?
 
2013-03-01 07:40:35 PM  
But, 'lab' sounds so much more deliciously ominous than 'garden.'
 
2013-03-01 08:40:07 PM  

Allen. The end.: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: CircumambulatingVagabond: Rich Cream: FARK rebel soldier: The hippie generation is getting to be that age.


Are you crazy? People have been doing mind-altering substances since the beginning of time.

/obviously not meth, per se, but the mindset is there and always will be. you can bank on it

Hell, there's evidence to suggest the only reason humans evolved the capacity to reason and think the way we due is in part due to psychedelics, specifically psilocybin mushrooms.

Let the old guy go you retarded Blue Grass dickheads.

As much as I love mushrooms, this is actually a complete myth. Terrence McKenna made it up, and it is nothing more than drug-fueled conspiracy nut speculation than the truth he dresses it up as, and the idea of the 'bicameral mind' was shot down in the 1970s.

/mushrooms made me a neuroscientist, though

Not trolling, but curious - what shot down the bicameral mind idea?


Well, according to wiki, it remains controversial, but I've not heard it taught anywhere (nor have I taught it) and it isn't taken too seriously by the fields of psychology or neuroscience as a whole. When he came up with the idea (and still to this day), there isn't a lot of evidence to support the hypothesis itself, and far far less to support the idea of a breakdown of the 'bicameral mind' in history. <a href="en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameral_mind#Critical_responses">Here is a quick wiki read</a> on some criticisms of the hypothesis, and this appears a good critique of the book as a whole, but I'm not sure who Dan Schneider is or what his credentials are.
 
2013-03-01 08:54:37 PM  
Good times, good times.
 
2013-03-01 10:03:03 PM  

Man. Goatman.: Did he look like this?

[i.imgur.com image 480x360]


Came for this, leaving as satisified as if I just had violent, heavilly physical breakup sex in a car with my former fiancee who I jilted at the altar.
 
2013-03-01 10:55:31 PM  

the801: ftfa: "In July 2009, a search warrant was executed at Marolf's residence and two ounces of synthetic ecstasy were found"

i was all ready to root for this guy, but then i learned he was involved with synthetic ecstasy. anyone putting synthetic ecstasy on the streets is a horrible person. when it comes to ecstasy, natural is the only way to go, and it better be organic.

/grow your own!     (ecstasy)


Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy is the best strain!

Uchiha_Cycliste: what part of mycology requires a lab?


As I understand it, if you cultivate your own mushrooms you need lab-like conditions and must be careful not to contaminate things.

You know, just like homebrewers are operating labs.
 
2013-03-02 01:20:06 AM  

Happy Hours: Uchiha_Cycliste: what part of mycology requires a lab?

As I understand it, if you cultivate your own mushrooms you need lab-like conditions and must be careful not to contaminate things.

You know, just like homebrewers are operating labs.


without saying to much, let me dissuade you of this notion.
 
2013-03-02 07:07:22 AM  
My grandpa was old school. He had a still and a brewery in his cellar.
 
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