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(Digital Spy)   Happy 19th birthday to Ellen Page   (digitalspy.com) divider line 83
    More: PSA, Ellen Page, Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, one-liners, teen pop, celebrations  
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2013-03-01 09:49:09 AM  
She's cute in a tomboy kind of way
 
2013-03-01 09:49:26 AM  
subby you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-03-01 09:49:33 AM  
Subby, you suck. Came in here looking for Ellen Page. Oh, well, it's not all a loss. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ . Thank me later.
 
2013-03-01 09:52:07 AM  
She turned 26 about a week ago.
 
2013-03-01 09:52:53 AM  

karnal: She's cute in a tomboy kind of way


Meh. I've never been a fan of short hair on a girl.
 
2013-03-01 09:54:25 AM  

Blurredplacebo: subby you magnificent bastard!


Seconded.
 
2013-03-01 09:54:32 AM  
I don't understand - how can he be 19 and not have hit puberty yet?
 
2013-03-01 09:55:04 AM  
Who wants to bet that those "edgy" tattoos have to be reapplied before each show
 
2013-03-01 09:56:31 AM  

ottosmom: I don't understand - how can he be 19 and not have hit puberty yet?


Castrato
 
2013-03-01 09:57:22 AM  

ottosmom: I don't understand - how can he be 19 and not have hit puberty yet?


Chemical castration.
 
2013-03-01 09:57:39 AM  
He/she can legally drink in its home-province of Ontario (and most likely get its ass kicked in any tavern in the Stratford area).
 
2013-03-01 09:58:27 AM  

show me: Subby, you suck. Came in here looking for Ellen Page. Oh, well, it's not all a loss. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ . Thank me later.


So not only a played out rickroll but one with an ad at the beginning? You suck at the internet and should have it taken away from you.
 
2013-03-01 09:59:05 AM  
Time to start posting Ellen Page pics.
 
2013-03-01 10:00:15 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-01 10:00:20 AM  

Stimpy's new tooth: Blurredplacebo: subby you magnificent bastard!

Seconded.


Thirded.

I saw the headline and thought, "whaaaat, she has to be older than that."
 
2013-03-01 10:00:56 AM  

titwrench: show me: Subby, you suck. Came in here looking for Ellen Page. Oh, well, it's not all a loss. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ . Thank me later.

So not only a played out rickroll but one with an ad at the beginning? You suck at the internet and should have it taken away from you.


Lighten up Michael.
 
2013-03-01 10:01:45 AM  
Ummm I don't think Ellen Page looks like Justin Bieber. She also sings better
 
2013-03-01 10:03:47 AM  

phattybeefpatty: Stimpy's new tooth: Blurredplacebo: subby you magnificent bastard!

Seconded.

Thirded.

I saw the headline and thought, "whaaaat, she has to be older than that."


Hook, line and sinker.
 
2013-03-01 10:06:08 AM  
dailyexhaust.com
 
2013-03-01 10:07:40 AM  
Happy birthday ellen page.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 10:08:14 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
mhd
2013-03-01 10:12:22 AM  

karmaceutical: [dailyexhaust.com image 446x336]


That, like, takes me back.
 
2013-03-01 10:13:27 AM  
Who in the goddam farkity-fark thought that ANYone would want to see this crap?I hold not just subby accountable, but whoever greenlit this waste of resources.
 
2013-03-01 10:23:20 AM  
 
2013-03-01 10:26:43 AM  
*insert golf clap

Beautifully done there subs
 
2013-03-01 10:27:37 AM  
Dammit.
 
2013-03-01 10:30:21 AM  

Mikey1969: Who in the goddam farkity-fark thought that ANYone would want to see this crap?I hold not just subby accountable, but whoever greenlit this waste of resources.


You know we love to hate Bieber.
 
2013-03-01 10:32:13 AM  
It's also  Self Harm Awareness Day.  Coincidence?
 
2013-03-01 10:32:46 AM  
Praise for this headline? Really? Have any of you been on Fark for more than three months? I automatically assume any headline reference to Ellen Page is in fact leading to a story about The Biebs.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 10:34:32 AM  

ChubbyTiger: karnal: She's cute in a tomboy kind of way

Meh. I've never been a fan of short hair on a girl.


Oh, you're one of those people.

You can think a girl with short hair is cute. It's okay. We won't think you secretly want to fark boys or anything.
 
2013-03-01 10:36:21 AM  

MrCheeks: [i.imgur.com image 379x550]


I enjoyed that wayyyyy more than I should have.
 
2013-03-01 10:36:49 AM  
That site is terrible. The whole page has to reload for every change in their farking slideshow? Is this the motherfarking 90's? That's just pure amateur hour bullshiat. Hire a new site designer already you farking idiots. At first I was thinking, "OK, maybe I can waste a few minutes reading silly Bieber quotes." But the process was so annoying, and the quotes were so utterly bland and stupid, that I started thinking, "You know, Bieber might be a lot less annoying if someone stole his skin one night." Which normally is no big deal, but I've been trying to be more upbeat, and less stabby, so that got me more upset, and got me to thinking about how the Digital Spy site designer might like to try designing a website with his eyeballs jammed onto his fingers, and his fingers sliced off and shoved up his ass. Then I started contemplating on how subby might like to have his lips sewn to his own asshole, Human Ouroboros style. After that, I typed this all out. So fark you Bieber, fark you person who came up with that article, fark you Digital Spy website designer, and fark you subby.
 
2013-03-01 10:38:58 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Praise for this headline? Really? Have any of you been on Fark for more than three months? I automatically assume any headline reference to Ellen Page is in fact leading to a story about The Biebs.

[i.imgur.com image 850x350]
[i.imgur.com image 829x1000]


What movie is that from?
 
2013-03-01 10:39:24 AM  
Ellen Page is a hottie who happens to have small boobs so she must look like a femmy pop star dude.
 
2013-03-01 10:45:23 AM  
He's morphed into Vanilla Ice more than EP.
 
2013-03-01 10:45:52 AM  

realmolo: ChubbyTiger: karnal: She's cute in a tomboy kind of way

Meh. I've never been a fan of short hair on a girl.

Oh, you're one of those people.

You can think a girl with short hair is cute. It's okay. We won't think you secretly want to fark boys or anything.


Dude, stop projecting.
 
2013-03-01 10:48:17 AM  
show me:
Subby, you suck. Came in here looking for Ellen Page. Oh, well, it's not all a loss. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ . Thank me later.

Thank you now, because god help me I kind of like that song.
 
2013-03-01 10:54:05 AM  
show me:

ps: in return, here's a sexy gif from Black Swan.
 
2013-03-01 11:00:09 AM  

Wayne 985: Wellon Dowd: Praise for this headline? Really? Have any of you been on Fark for more than three months? I automatically assume any headline reference to Ellen Page is in fact leading to a story about The Biebs.

[i.imgur.com image 850x350]
[i.imgur.com image 829x1000]

What movie is that from?


The one I play in my dreams each night.

Honestly, I don't know.
 
2013-03-01 11:01:09 AM  

realmolo: ChubbyTiger: karnal: She's cute in a tomboy kind of way

Meh. I've never been a fan of short hair on a girl.

Oh, you're one of those people.

You can think a girl with short hair is cute. It's okay. We won't think you secretly want to fark boys or anything.


Or he could not like short hair. Just like liking skin tone, weight, boobs/legs/ass/hips, or any of a dozen other factors in the opposite sex, hair is a valid choice.

I think some women look great to amazing with shoe hair, and some women look stunning with a full blown 4 foot princess doo.
 
2013-03-01 11:06:06 AM  

LectertheChef: That site is terrible. The whole page has to reload for every change in their farking slideshow? Is this the motherfarking 90's? That's just pure amateur hour bullshiat. Hire a new site designer already you farking idiots. At first I was thinking, "OK, maybe I can waste a few minutes reading silly Bieber quotes." But the process was so annoying, and the quotes were so utterly bland and stupid, that I started thinking, "You know, Bieber might be a lot less annoying if someone stole his skin one night." Which normally is no big deal, but I've been trying to be more upbeat, and less stabby, so that got me more upset, and got me to thinking about how the Digital Spy site designer might like to try designing a website with his eyeballs jammed onto his fingers, and his fingers sliced off and shoved up his ass. Then I started contemplating on how subby might like to have his lips sewn to his own asshole, Human Ouroboros style. After that, I typed this all out. So fark you Bieber, fark you person who came up with that article, fark you Digital Spy website designer, and fark you subby.



Settle down, Beavis.
 
2013-03-01 11:15:41 AM  
He teases Sand, First Tube, and Divided Sky at his shows.
 
2013-03-01 11:21:53 AM  
kroonermanblack:
I think some women look great to amazing with shoe hair, and some women look stunning with a full blown 4 foot princess doo.

I have never met or seen a woman with shoe hair...aaand I'm pretty sure I don't want to.
 
2013-03-01 11:29:18 AM  

LectertheChef: That site is terrible. The whole page has to reload for every change in their farking slideshow? Is this the motherfarking 90's? That's just pure amateur hour bullshiat. Hire a new site designer already you farking idiots. At first I was thinking, "OK, maybe I can waste a few minutes reading silly Bieber quotes." But the process was so annoying, and the quotes were so utterly bland and stupid, that I started thinking, "You know, Bieber might be a lot less annoying if someone stole his skin one night." Which normally is no big deal, but I've been trying to be more upbeat, and less stabby, so that got me more upset, and got me to thinking about how the Digital Spy site designer might like to try designing a website with his eyeballs jammed onto his fingers, and his fingers sliced off and shoved up his ass. Then I started contemplating on how subby might like to have his lips sewn to his own asshole, Human Ouroboros style. After that, I typed this all out. So fark you Bieber, fark you person who came up with that article, fark you Digital Spy website designer, and fark you subby.


You saw the article was about Bieber, and you actually lingered long enough to form a critique of the site?
 
2013-03-01 11:33:34 AM  

phattybeefpatty: Stimpy's new tooth: Blurredplacebo: subby you magnificent bastard!

Seconded.

Thirded.

I saw the headline and thought, "whaaaat, she has to be older than that."


Lol... me too.

// not ashamed of being a sucker.
// you got a bridge to sell me?  Cool...
 
2013-03-01 11:33:58 AM  
 
2013-03-01 11:37:56 AM  

LectertheChef: ...


Is that you, Oscar Pistorius?
 
2013-03-01 11:46:00 AM  

Broken Logic: I have never met or seen a woman with shoe hair...aaand I'm pretty sure I don't want to.


hobbits man.....hobbits
 
2013-03-01 11:49:06 AM  
kroonermanblack:

I think some women look great to amazing with shoe hair, and some women look stunning with a full blown 4 foot princess doo.

This one is only a two-foot do, but enjoy.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-01 11:59:06 AM  
www.diariofemenino.com
 
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