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(Patch)   If your name is Mario or Luigi, the Gwinnett County Police would like a word with you   (patch.com) divider line 31
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2013-03-01 09:37:56 AM
Not so fast.... they only were using those hammers because those boys were throwing barrels at them.
 
2013-03-01 11:25:05 AM
Do a barrel roll!
 
2013-03-01 11:26:28 AM
Two Dacula brothers called police

www.vampires.com
www.united-academics.org

?
 
2013-03-01 11:26:49 AM
wiimedia.ign.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-01 11:28:03 AM

dletter: Not so fast.... they only were using those hammers because those boys were throwing barrels at them.


Don't forget the constant attacks by the Koopa Family thugs.  It's self-defense.  And they're Nintendo all the way.  Gotta represent.
 
2013-03-01 11:28:43 AM
Reading TFA, I feel like we, as well as the police, have about a third of the facts and details about the incident.
 
2013-03-01 11:29:18 AM
I hope they brought some wooden stakes, because hammers alone will not kill Dacula game console
 
2013-03-01 11:30:09 AM
Did the police find the Princess?
 
2013-03-01 11:33:09 AM
PS2 and XBox 360?

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Smash, smash, SUH-MASH!!!
 
2013-03-01 11:44:02 AM
We should see a lot more of these juicy stories when the PS4 debuts, since Sony will require your REAL NAME to play online.

Any takers on how long it will be before the first rape or murder takes place because one gamer tracked down another in a fit of rage after being teabagged?
 
2013-03-01 11:45:53 AM
I love reading local new on Fark.
 
2013-03-01 11:52:31 AM
I swear, Dacula  needs it's own tag.
 
2013-03-01 12:03:56 PM

Another Government Employee: I swear, Dacula  needs it's own tag.


Get in line! Snellville comes first!
 
2013-03-01 12:08:02 PM

brantgoose: Did the police find the Princess?


No, she's in Dacula's other castle.
 
2013-03-01 12:11:55 PM
DNRTFA, but I am guessing somebody is either jumping on turtles or knocking coins out of boxes...OR eating mushrooms and doubling in size...
 
2013-03-01 12:21:37 PM
The brothers advised they had not given any of the males permission to take the video games or permission to destroy the gaming systems with a hammer.

Well, there goes that defense theory.
 
2013-03-01 12:22:45 PM
i306.photobucket.com
Gwinnett cops do a good job babysitting the miserable little pukes roaming our subdivision.
 
2013-03-01 12:33:28 PM
yea gwinnett!  my neighbor got arrested for "theft by taking" yesterday.  we rock.
 
2013-03-01 12:44:13 PM
Yeah, that didn't happen. Someone probably got pissed because of that Goddamn regenerating necromorph, and ended up smashing the damn thing, and then decided they needed a cover story for their parents.

CSB:

After having my 2nd white xbox fail me (first was RROD followed by the E74 video error, 2nd had the tray stop working) I finaly had enough and beat that bastard with the nearest heavy object. A dog bone. Then I called gamestop to see if they had any other white ones. They just had the new slims, and I explained my old one died. They said they take trade ins. I told them mine 'had some damage to it' they said to bring it and, and they'd look at it. So the guy looks at the huge crack and asks what happen to it. "Uh, dog bone fell on it" Guy looks at me. "Uh 3 or for times". Guy pops the cover plate off and sees the MS sticker missing from where I had tried (and failed) to see if I could fix it myself. He says "Yeah, normaly there'd be no way in hell we'd take this, but since you spend so much money here, screw it" I got 90 bucks toward a new slim line. Of course I had to buy a transfer cable, but the guy says "You are familiar with our return policy on accessories right? You have 7 days to return this if for any reason you don't want it."

My gamestop is pretty damn cool.
/Of course I pretty much pay their rent though.
 
2013-03-01 12:45:59 PM

toddism: yea gwinnett!  my neighbor got arrested for "theft by taking" yesterday.  we rock.


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Spaghett?

/You're gonna get so spooked!
 
2013-03-01 12:58:56 PM
Nice to see all my Gwinnett neighbors representing on FARK!  Yeah Us!
 
2013-03-01 01:18:49 PM
A new game:

Mario Brothers vs. D(r)acula Brothers

Also, this story reeks of those stories where "random" "black/hispanic people totally beat me up/killed my children"

"You see Dad, we didn't break our XBox... some, um... guys we don't know just showed up and smashed it with a hammer for totally no reason. They also got into your car, repositioned the driver's seat closer to the steering wheel and changed the radio station from AM Talk Radio to 105.2 'The Beat'... For realz"
 
2013-03-01 01:19:17 PM
Given the town name... headline would have been better with a Castlevania reference
 
2013-03-01 01:21:31 PM
I mispronounce Dacula all the time as if I don't live in Atlanta.  Mostly to try and correct me, and then I mispronounce it again.   Dacula is between Athens and civilization.
 
2013-03-01 01:22:42 PM
i132.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 01:31:13 PM

rev. dave: I mispronounce Dacula all the time as if I don't live in Atlanta.  Mostly to try and correct me, and then I mispronounce it again.   Dacula is between Athens and civilization.


My preferred mis-pronunciation is ala Rob Zombie's track Dragula.

/Metro Atlanta for 12 years
//Gwinnett for 10 of those.
///DACUUUULAAA!
 
2013-03-01 01:36:40 PM
i222.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 02:27:14 PM
hurray for piss poor parenting. how could the police stand there and keep a straight face. the parent(s) should hand these two over to some experienced adult mom & dad types, maybe they could get these little shiats to straighten up and fly right.
 
2013-03-01 02:44:40 PM

CeroX: Given the town name... headline would have been better with a Castlevania reference


Super Smash Bros.
 
2013-03-02 12:44:19 AM

LesserEvil: We should see a lot more of these juicy stories when the PS4 debuts, since Sony will require your REAL NAME to play online.

Any takers on how long it will be before the first rape or murder takes place because one gamer tracked down another in a fit of rage after being teabagged?


I think you exaggerate just a teensy bit. How are they going to enforce that exactly, ask for your SSN?
 
2013-03-02 07:02:04 AM

roc6783: CeroX: Given the town name... headline would have been better with a Castlevania reference

Super Smash Bros.


This. There were 5 in the melee, a hammer is a weapon, and no nintendos were harmed.
 
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