bikerbob59: brap: Anyway, thanks for being a Junior Ranger! I have enclosed a new Smokey The Bear STOMP OUT FOREST FIRE BADGE, which being plastic sickens me. Don't even get me started about the benefits of fire in revitalizing the ecosystem.FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT SMOKEY THE BEAR! IT IS SMOKEY BEAR!!!/GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
dukwbutter: Will the last person to leave Fark for Reddit to read these posts a day earlier please turn off the lights?
Benq: The ranger posted this on Reddit originally. He mentioned that he'd take pictures of the sticks in different locations in the forest and send them to Evie to decide where they should ultimately end up.
bikerbob59: Not to belabor the point, but I will. Is it Donald the Duck or Mickey the Mouse? No! Tis not!/Sorry, my father was a US Forest Ranger.....//carry on!
sure haven't: Since I have no faith in the USA, I'll assume she was arrested.
bikerbob59: brap: bikerbob59: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT SMOKEY THE BEAR! IT IS SMOKEY BEAR!!!/GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"Smokey Bear" sounds like an off-brand line of Appalachian Jerky Treats, I'll stick with THE Bear thankyouverymuch.Not to belabor the point, but I will. Is it Donald the Duck or Mickey the Mouse? No! Tis not!/Sorry, my father was a US Forest Ranger.....//carry on!
Pocket Ninja: If removing sticks from national parkland constitutes some sort of grave offense, my dog is one of the most wanted creatures in the nation.
destrip: ha. This reminds me of some of the wacky stories about the volcano goddess in Hawaii putting a curse on people who take stuff from the national park. Supposedly people have taken pieces of lava and other souvenirs, had bad stuff happen (coincidentally) and sent them back weeks or months after their vacations to avoid further calamities.Of course, the park leverages this superstition to the fullest extent to discourage people from collecting.
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