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(Cool Material)   Ever wonder what it would be like to drive around in a car with a gun mounted to it battling another car? Well wonder no more   (coolmaterial.com) divider line 82
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2013-03-01 01:16:05 PM  
Only sissies use guns.

legacy.macnn.com
 
2013-03-01 01:18:20 PM  

MythDragon: Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


Dammit, well then I'll go with this one


Perk up. This is a free newsflash. I am True Tom Rhymer, and I know the road. I got petrol in my veins, I got wind in my engine-oiled hair. I've been where you are now, hotshot, thunderboy, youngblood. I've been farther down the road than you'll ever get.
 
2013-03-01 01:33:31 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-01 01:33:32 PM  
There was a game called Deathtrack for I think my 386 back when I was just a pup. I used to sit on my dad's lap and he helped me play it. It was pretty fun they should revive that franchise.
 
2013-03-01 01:39:25 PM  

Mominator: Looks like the black car may have gone to Uncle Mike's and gotten some Existential Blue paint.

/VERY obscure Car Wars reference, my work here is done!


"Uncle Al: the duelist's pal."
 
2013-03-01 01:40:35 PM  
No love for Megarace and their amazing prizes yet?
 
2013-03-01 01:52:04 PM  
I drive in Seattle daily. If I carried a rifle in the trunk of my car, and said rifle was locked down with barge chains, and I didn't have the key, I would, every day, stop my car, bite through barge chains, kill every last one of those motherfarkers, and end up as a cleverly written headline on Fark.

Every. Farking. Day.

Now, aren't you glad I am a responsible firearms owner?
 
2013-03-01 02:06:54 PM  
Steve Jackson Games are some of my favorite adolescent memories.  Car Wars and Ogre esp.
 
2013-03-01 02:20:32 PM  

Slam1263: I drive in Seattle daily. If I carried a rifle in the trunk of my car, and said rifle was locked down with barge chains, and I didn't have the key, I would, every day, stop my car, bite through barge chains, kill every last one of those motherfarkers, and end up as a cleverly written headline on Fark.

Every. Farking. Day.

Now, aren't you glad I am a responsible firearms owner?


lol
 
2013-03-01 02:25:20 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ0wmOYQXX4

3.bp.blogspot.com

Stadium mission for the win. A PC classic.
 
2013-03-01 02:36:54 PM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


Heh, ran a campaign of that, back in the day.

My players were most unhappy to run into the Clonemaster's customized Greyhound Bus...
 
2013-03-01 02:42:15 PM  

Mominator: Looks like the black car may have gone to Uncle Mike's and gotten some Existential Blue paint.

/VERY obscure Car Wars reference, my work here is done!


I can make an even more obscure Car Wars reference without even posting.
 
2013-03-01 02:44:00 PM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


Beat me to it.  What was the book that listed all the weapons for sale?  Crazy Al's?
 
2013-03-01 02:56:39 PM  
I see people took all the easy references.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

King to Queen's Lawn, check & mate.
 
2013-03-01 03:01:34 PM  

CBob: All I had to see was the word "paintball" in the link, and not a single fark was given.


Bingo! Lord how I hate those arseholes. Years ago a co-worker tried to convince a bunch of us in the office to come join him for his week-end frivolity at a nazi paint ball camp. He could barely keep the hate-filled leer of anticipating making us all miserable off of his mushy puss.

"Gee Eric, really? Like, I can meet up with you and a bunch of young in shape guys that have been perfecting paintball skills for years, and you all have top of the line equipment designed to deliver maximum punishment? Say it ain't so! Sure, I'm really tall, grossly overweight, can't run for crap and have no idea how to play your reindeer games, but you're saying I only have to drive 2 hours, pay good money and give up my Saturday to do this? Go fark yourself!"

-- these 'toys' were engineered for use by rangers and forestry workers & lumber people as 'paint markers' to shoot at trees designated to cut down. they were never meant to be pointed and shot at anything else. morans.
 
2013-03-01 03:36:30 PM  
I'm a storm torrent across a slate-gray sea
I rush in billowed reflections a fast, fast dark sky over an Edinburgh's meadow's wet
I bolt white high through snowfall cold
I am lightning in the night
I sprint like fire across a match head
And leap across lakes of dream-stuff
Over ancient walls
Past armies fast as fast is
Faster than quicksilver can fall into the sun
I, bounding, prance unstoppable to you
My all
My everything dream
 
2013-03-01 03:36:39 PM  

Mominator: Looks like the black car may have gone to Uncle Mike's and gotten some Existential Blue paint.

/VERY obscure Car Wars reference, my work here is done!


Better call Nightingale.
 
2013-03-01 03:39:26 PM  

KrispyKritter: CBob: All I had to see was the word "paintball" in the link, and not a single fark was given.

Bingo! Lord how I hate those arseholes. Years ago a co-worker tried to convince a bunch of us in the office to come join him for his week-end frivolity at a nazi paint ball camp. He could barely keep the hate-filled leer of anticipating making us all miserable off of his mushy puss.

"Gee Eric, really? Like, I can meet up with you and a bunch of young in shape guys that have been perfecting paintball skills for years, and you all have top of the line equipment designed to deliver maximum punishment? Say it ain't so! Sure, I'm really tall, grossly overweight, can't run for crap and have no idea how to play your reindeer games, but you're saying I only have to drive 2 hours, pay good money and give up my Saturday to do this? Go fark yourself!"

-- these 'toys' were engineered for use by rangers and forestry workers & lumber people as 'paint markers' to shoot at trees designated to cut down. they were never meant to be pointed and shot at anything else. morans.


Computers were meant to do math and come up with artillery trajectories.  Stop using devices in unintended ways for entertainment purposes, immediately!
 
2013-03-01 03:42:12 PM  

inner ted: someone was talking about a lawn and getting the F off it?

[www.thocp.net image 640x480]


We did indeed, and you can kindly vacate mine.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-01 03:46:16 PM  

Miss Nova: MrBonestripper:

His car is made of armored beer fridges.  Your argument is invalid.

Mother of god. I remember that exploit.

/ram plate and two linked front-facing heavy rockets with a bumper trigger, please


Going for confetti, eh?  Very nice.
 
2013-03-01 04:22:04 PM  

shootsright: Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it

Beat me to it.  What was the book that listed all the weapons for sale?  Crazy Al's?


Yes, his oil slick oil had a lower coefficient of friction than competing brands.
 
2013-03-01 04:25:19 PM  
This is why Johnny can't speed.
 
2013-03-01 04:37:35 PM  

Precision Boobery: This is why Johnny can't speed.


<3

"At least there would be a pair of license plates to lay on his grave." (I'm paraphrasing from memory. I lost my copy of With Friends Like These a long time ago.)
 
2013-03-01 04:40:40 PM  

Gordon Bennett: inner ted: someone was talking about a lawn and getting the F off it?

[www.thocp.net image 640x480]

We did indeed, and you can kindly vacate mine.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


Ah, 1976, and they installed one of those in the back room of the Crow's Nest all-night restaurant - the room where you could continue drinking after 2 am as long as you were cool and knew the owner. I'd stagger in with a roll of quarters and see how many of the little people I could make go "squeeee!" when I ran them over.
 
2013-03-01 05:24:27 PM  

WarpZone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ0wmOYQXX4

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x400]

Stadium mission for the win. A PC classic.


My favorite Doom clone ever made. I even still have some of the songs stuck in my head from the Australian alternative bands on the disc.
 
2013-03-01 05:43:08 PM  

Miss Nova: <3


I know nothing's obscure here, but wow that was fast.
 
2013-03-01 07:00:31 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: [t1.gstatic.com image 275x183]


Good man. Death Race 2000 is what I clicked for.

/27 year old that needs these young punks that like the remakes to get off my lawn
 
2013-03-01 07:52:45 PM  

Miss Nova: Precision Boobery: This is why Johnny can't speed.

<3

"At least there would be a pair of license plates to lay on his grave." (I'm paraphrasing from memory. I lost my copy of With Friends Like These a long time ago.)


Came here for this.
 
2013-03-01 08:45:41 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I see people took all the easy references.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 267x189]

King to Queen's Lawn, check & mate.


Roadwar 2000. One of SSI's best :D
 
2013-03-01 09:35:46 PM  
i47.tinypic.com.
 
2013-03-01 10:21:11 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: Gordon Bennett: inner ted: someone was talking about a lawn and getting the F off it?

[www.thocp.net image 640x480]

We did indeed, and you can kindly vacate mine.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

Ah, 1976, and they installed one of those in the back room of the Crow's Nest all-night restaurant - the room where you could continue drinking after 2 am as long as you were cool and knew the owner. I'd stagger in with a roll of quarters and see how many of the little people I could make go "squeeee!" when I ran them over.


If you'll excuse me, I'll be getting off your lawn then.
 
2013-03-02 06:16:59 PM  
Viral marketing strikes again.
 
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