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(Cool Material)   Ever wonder what it would be like to drive around in a car with a gun mounted to it battling another car? Well wonder no more   (coolmaterial.com) divider line 81
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2013-03-01 06:16:51 AM  
What, like Twisted Metal?  (click)  Yeah, the article even mentions it.
 
2013-03-01 10:36:58 AM  
www.chrisroberson.net

/my lawn, off it
 
2013-03-01 11:01:04 AM  
And they use an Audi....

nice
 
2013-03-01 11:05:21 AM  
The right of way goes to the one with the biggest guns.
 
2013-03-01 11:06:52 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-01 11:06:56 AM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


But.. I brought my car wars characters...

/Bootleg ftw.
 
2013-03-01 11:07:09 AM  
All I had to see was the word "paintball" in the link, and not a single fark was given.
 
2013-03-01 11:08:33 AM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


Your lawn, make me!
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-01 11:08:37 AM  
Kind of wish the Auto Assault mmorpg was still around...
 
2013-03-01 11:11:01 AM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-01 11:12:24 AM  
retromedia.ign.com

/Hot like my bad mamma jamma...
//Don't know what a mamma jamma is
 
2013-03-01 11:13:35 AM  
Sybarite: [referenced Steve Jackson Games Car Wars]


Loved the paint jet and paint grenades. Based on the exterior mount, I'd say it was more like the Chassis and Crossbows expansion.
 
2013-03-01 11:15:06 AM  
What car wars may look like:

www.agr.state.il.us
 
2013-03-01 11:15:42 AM  
It is a bit different when using live rounds.
 
2013-03-01 11:16:29 AM  

alabasterblack: Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it

Your lawn, make me!
[24.media.tumblr.com image 382x368]


s.uvlist.net

Awesome!
 
2013-03-01 11:16:38 AM  
You mean Somalia?
 
2013-03-01 11:17:31 AM  
The two-space turret adds weight and take a space, but it's worth it.
 
2013-03-01 11:19:32 AM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it


Oh wow.  My friend in grade school had a TI and we used to play this game for hours.

Years later when we were teenagers we went to the bowling alley and spent/wasted many quarters playing...

  romhustler.net

...this game.
 
2013-03-01 11:20:54 AM  
want
i'd only afraid of
collider.com
 
2013-03-01 11:21:51 AM  
If I'm ever suicidal(far from it)  I'm doing that. Just walking into a place with an AK is so conformist.
 
2013-03-01 11:24:31 AM  
A.  You really need a gunner.
B.  If you don't want to have a gunner, you should mount the trigger somewhere else.
 
2013-03-01 11:29:27 AM  

bedtundy: Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it

Oh wow.  My friend in grade school had a TI and we used to play this game for hours.

Years later when we were teenagers we went to the bowling alley and spent/wasted many quarters playing...

  [romhustler.net image 336x240]

...this game.


Ah, yes.

When I played Pole Position I always though the game would have been so much better if only I could shoot the cars ahead of me on the track.

Then, a few years later, I walked into an arcade and there was Roadblasters to make that dream come true. Smashing game, that one.
 
2013-03-01 11:30:31 AM  
Paul Engemann's 'Push It To The Limit' was the cherry on that sundae
 
2013-03-01 11:34:13 AM  
How about the Mercedes AA class?

www.clusterfake.net
 
2013-03-01 11:35:49 AM  

Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it



Dammit, well then I'll go with this one
www.battlegroundsgames.com
 
2013-03-01 11:36:33 AM  

alabasterblack: Sybarite: [www.chrisroberson.net image 305x522]

/my lawn, off it

Your lawn, make me!
[24.media.tumblr.com image 382x368]


His car is made of armored beer fridges.  Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-03-01 11:39:10 AM  
media.treehugger.com

Now THAT"S what I'm talkin' 'bout!
 
2013-03-01 11:40:11 AM  
s9.postimage.org

What vehicle looks like (well on late 1960s TV)
 
2013-03-01 11:40:32 AM  

morgen_benner: [retromedia.ign.com image 480x360]

/Hot like my bad mamma jamma...
//Don't know what a mamma jamma is


"Never get out of the car" is still one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard.

/"Uh, Stampede....they've got tanks."
 
2013-03-01 11:43:48 AM  
MrBonestripper:

His car is made of armored beer fridges.  Your argument is invalid.

Mother of god. I remember that exploit.

/ram plate and two linked front-facing heavy rockets with a bumper trigger, please
 
2013-03-01 11:50:19 AM  
Looks like the black car may have gone to Uncle Mike's and gotten some Existential Blue paint.

/VERY obscure Car Wars reference, my work here is done!
 
2013-03-01 11:55:18 AM  
I don't care what you say. That was an awesome video. I had a big grin on my face the whole time. And yeah, they need to put twin triggers on the sides of the of the stearing wheel hub.

"He's right in front of you. SHOOT HIM!"
 
2013-03-01 11:58:11 AM  
That looks like fun! I thought the white car was gonna get his ass kicked. Nice come back.
 
2013-03-01 11:58:12 AM  
thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-03-01 12:13:16 PM  
How did they know to put yellow paint in the carboard boxes in the end?
 
2013-03-01 12:21:08 PM  
someone was talking about a lawn and getting the F off it?

www.thocp.net
 
2013-03-01 12:22:21 PM  

cgraves67: I don't care what you say. That was an awesome video. I had a big grin on my face the whole time


Ditto... I almost had my pants off before the boss walked in.
 
2013-03-01 12:36:55 PM  
Only ALL THE TIME!
 
2013-03-01 12:38:43 PM  
My stepson is the head of a local car club up here.  They are always organizing rally races on the ice during the winter.  He's been trying to get me to come out and participate for years.

Sent him the link to this video and "advised" him that this is his new event.  Hell yeah I will strap a paintball gun to my POS Accord!
 
2013-03-01 12:41:35 PM  
Yea joy stick trigger on the shifter or in the steering no exceptions.
 
2013-03-01 12:42:54 PM  

MunchWolf: How did they know to put yellow paint in the carboard boxes in the end?


The "white" audi was representing the man.
 
2013-03-01 12:44:45 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: want
i'd only afraid of
[collider.com image 425x318]


Yes, Ork truks can seem intimidating with all the spiky bitz, but they have very weak armor.


And for my fellow old-school Autodeulists:

http://www.dosbox.com/  + Google search for 'Autodeul abandonware' = a full weekend of 8-bit fun

Happy motoring and Drive Defensively
 
2013-03-01 12:44:47 PM  
Those would be great when trapped behind gramps in an RV.
 
2013-03-01 12:45:45 PM  

obamadidcoke: That was the coolest thing ever. If I had a lot of money I would totally do that.


You could buy two old beaters for one or two hundred bucks, find a farmer outside the city with a field you could use, buy a couple of paint guns with electronic triggers & pellets, do a little wiring and you're ready to go.
 
2013-03-01 12:48:13 PM  
I'm a soldier in Megaforce, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-03-01 12:48:17 PM  
collider.com
 
2013-03-01 12:51:23 PM  
Always wanted one of these:

www.corbisimages.com
 
2013-03-01 12:52:11 PM  
OldManDownDRoad: Always wanted one of these:

[www.corbisimages.com image 640x425]


Who run barter town?
 
2013-03-01 12:57:40 PM  

Oldiron_79: OldManDownDRoad: Always wanted one of these:

[www.corbisimages.com image 640x425]

Who run barter town?


doublebreviews.com doublebreviews.com

Dude, you do!
 
2013-03-01 01:16:05 PM  
Only sissies use guns.

legacy.macnn.com
 
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