Elegy: Confabulat: Seffner is not South Florida. It's Hillsborough County, up here by Tampa.Technically correct, but as I live in the panhandle, anything south of Gainesville is South Florida to me./derp//I feel stupid now
Slartibeerfest: How deep do sinkholes typically get?
Deep Contact: Your living on a sandbar.
Elegy: Does that make sense?
J.Shelby: Yes, here in Tampa, we have terrible horrors. Gators, giant snakes, sinkholes, gators, sharks, hurricanes, gators, deadly spiders, all kinds of deadly vipers, gators, and maybe more gators. Don't come here.
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