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(WPTV)   Come live in Florida, where the sun is bright, the beaches are warm and the SINKHOLES SWALLOW YOU WHOLE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING   (wptv.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-01 10:55:16 AM
8 votes:
They're only calling it a sinkhole because they don't want you to know about the graboids.
2013-03-01 12:31:26 PM
2 votes:

Elegy: Confabulat: Seffner is not South Florida. It's Hillsborough County, up here by Tampa.

Technically correct, but as I live in the panhandle, anything south of Gainesville is South Florida to me.

/derp
//I feel stupid now


Huh. Florida has a pecking order. Who knew?
2013-03-01 10:59:12 AM
2 votes:

Slartibeerfest: How deep do sinkholes typically get?


Learn Mandarin
2013-03-01 10:58:47 AM
2 votes:
These are common in Florida, they're opened by aliens who need to take a crap.
2013-03-01 10:56:30 AM
2 votes:
www.honeysucklegelato.com
2013-03-01 10:54:45 AM
2 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-03-01 10:48:47 AM
2 votes:
My headline was better.

"Florida man divides by zero".

funnydemotivationalposters.com
2013-03-01 10:47:23 AM
2 votes:

Slartibeerfest: How deep do sinkholes typically get?


I'm not sure, but In China they're known as "Volcanoes"
2013-03-01 10:43:03 AM
2 votes:

Elegy: Confabulat: Seffner is not South Florida. It's Hillsborough County, up here by Tampa.

Technically correct, but as I live in the panhandle, anything south of Gainesville is South Florida to me.

/derp
//I feel stupid now


Living in Gainesville? I'd rather live in that sinkhole, than your sh*thole.
2013-03-01 06:45:54 PM
1 votes:
Man: "ZZzzzzzzz"
Earth: "OM NOM NOM NOM!!!"

What a seriously farked up way to go, though. All the reports are saying the hole is only estimated at, like, 20-ish feet deep, but since there have been no noises from the guy since right after this happened I'm guessing the hole has filled in with, like,  house, or the surrounding sand? I'm a space-science person, not a dirt-science one, so I'm not really sure how these things work... in my head I imagine every sinkhole that opens up having a visible molten river of golden lava flowing beneath it, although I've never seen pics to support that. So if he isn't swept away and melted by the molten lava river, he's crushed to death / asphyxiated by the shiat that collapsed with him?
2013-03-01 03:21:57 PM
1 votes:
There was a note taped to the edge of the sinkhole:

Dear people:
Please leave. I'm sick of you. You're crazy and you're destroying my alligators and key dear. I miss my panthers.
Signed,
Florida
2013-03-01 02:39:23 PM
1 votes:
BAN ASSAULT HOLES!
2013-03-01 12:57:24 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: Your living on a sandbar.


What about my living on a sandbar?
2013-03-01 11:52:07 AM
1 votes:

Elegy: Does that make sense?


Plenty of sense and well-put. I'm expecting a CNN anchor to blame it on global warming.
2013-03-01 11:29:34 AM
1 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com
2013-03-01 11:04:51 AM
1 votes:

J.Shelby: Yes, here in Tampa, we have terrible horrors.  Gators, giant snakes, sinkholes, gators, sharks, hurricanes, gators, deadly spiders, all kinds of deadly vipers, gators, and maybe more gators.  Don't come here.


Florida, America's Australia.
2013-03-01 11:03:32 AM
1 votes:
It wasn't a giant sink hole, it was really Paris Hilton.
2013-03-01 10:46:16 AM
1 votes:
Swallow you whole.  The rest of you too...
2013-03-01 10:42:10 AM
1 votes:
Yes, here in Tampa, we have terrible horrors.  Gators, giant snakes, sinkholes, gators, sharks, hurricanes, gators, deadly spiders, all kinds of deadly vipers, gators, and maybe more gators.  Don't come here.
2013-03-01 10:41:09 AM
1 votes:
To be fair, I doubt he was actually sleeping when he entered the hole....
2013-03-01 10:04:11 AM
1 votes:
Man I gotta say. I woke up this morning, the girl isn't talking to me, I'm hungover, I don't even want to look at my Facebook page, I'm vaguely miserable.

Then I read this story and suddenly it's a bright new day!
 
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