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(C|Net)   Kanye West compares himself to Picasso, Walt Disney and Michelangelo. Apparently none of them could sing, either   (news.cnet.com) divider line 84
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2013-03-01 09:31:02 AM
Too bad he can't be dead like them.
 
2013-03-01 10:00:44 AM
He comes off as having a serious inferiority complex.
 
2013-03-01 10:05:11 AM

Mugato: He comes off as having a serious inferiority complex.


A certain amount of braggadocio is expected from rap and hip hop artists.  West is just a dick.
 
2013-03-01 10:44:58 AM
Pleased to meet you Picasso, Walt Disney, and Michelangelo.

I am among other things, Shelly Winters, an Apache Headwaiter, Juan Ponce De Leon, Pippi Longstocking, and a buttermilk biscuit.

Is it just me or is it getting crowded in here?
 
2013-03-01 10:47:35 AM
I figured out why Kanye never shuts up. He's so far up his own ass he needs to open his mouth just to see where he's going.
 
2013-03-01 11:17:06 AM
Kanye's beats are fantastic.  His lyrics and the way that he chooses to deliver them makes him sound like he came to the studio directly from his special ed class.
 
2013-03-01 11:20:03 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Kanye's beats are fantastic.  His lyrics and the way that he chooses to deliver them makes him sound like he came to the studio directly from his special ed class.


Yup. Dude needs to stick to the beats and shut the fark up. Always thought his rapping was corny.
 
2013-03-01 11:20:46 AM
Does George Bush hate those guys too?
 
2013-03-01 11:21:20 AM
withfriendship.com

I love me sum fishsticks
 
2013-03-01 11:21:23 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Kanye's beats are fantastic.  His lyrics and the way that he chooses to deliver them makes him sound like he came to the studio directly from his special ed class.


A big ole this. He's one of those people who is such a dirt bag that people forget he is good at what he does.
 
2013-03-01 11:22:59 AM

thecpt: The My Little Pony Killer: Kanye's beats are fantastic.  His lyrics and the way that he chooses to deliver them makes him sound like he came to the studio directly from his special ed class.

A big ole this. He's one of those people who is such a dirt bag that people forget he is good at what he does.


Oh man, I didn't even touch upon his personality there. Dude has himself on an incredibly high horse for only being able to do one thing well.
 
2013-03-01 11:24:26 AM
Walt Disney for sure, all into the LA face with Oakland booty and what not.
 
2013-03-01 11:25:26 AM
Most guys in straight jackets will say all sort of crazy things.


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-03-01 11:27:26 AM

Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.


Ooooo... Done in one.
 
2013-03-01 11:29:44 AM

Diogenes: Mugato: He comes off as having a serious inferiority complex.

A certain amount of braggadocio is expected from rap and hip hop artists.  West is just a dick.


Kanye West is the platonic ideal of the dick.

You can't be any more of a dick than he is.

He wins at being a dick.
 
2013-03-01 11:32:20 AM
 
2013-03-01 11:33:48 AM

Dafatone: Diogenes: Mugato: He comes off as having a serious inferiority complex.

A certain amount of braggadocio is expected from rap and hip hop artists.  West is just a dick.

Kanye West is the platonic ideal of the dick.

You can't be any more of a dick than he is.

He wins at being a dick.


And being a Gay Fish... as someone else mentioned already
 
2013-03-01 11:34:51 AM
As long as you're humble
Let you be the king of jungle
 
2013-03-01 11:35:25 AM
Is he supposed to be able to sing? He isn't a singer. He raps and produces rap records. Pretty successfully.

Might as well complain he can't hit a fastball, play a violin or write code either. What a loser!
 
2013-03-01 11:37:53 AM

Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.


LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!
 
2013-03-01 11:38:22 AM
Fish sticks

/obligatory
 
2013-03-01 11:38:26 AM

js34603: Is he supposed to be able to sing? He isn't a singer. He raps and produces rap records. Pretty successfully.

Might as well complain he can't hit a fastball, play a violin or write code either. What a loser!


I'm sure that takes talent.
 
2013-03-01 11:39:42 AM
So we don't have a "douche" tag yet?
 
2013-03-01 11:46:25 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: thecpt: The My Little Pony Killer: Kanye's beats are fantastic.  His lyrics and the way that he chooses to deliver them makes him sound like he came to the studio directly from his special ed class.

A big ole this. He's one of those people who is such a dirt bag that people forget he is good at what he does.

Oh man, I didn't even touch upon his personality there. Dude has himself on an incredibly high horse for only being able to do one thing well.


I feel there is an unreasonable amount of hate for Kanye based upon what he's actually done. He hasn't hurt anyone with his actions, he's just said a bunch of stupid stuff. So what? His "one thing" is make amazing albums. I don't give a shiat about his ego or his personality if he keeps pumping out albums like Graduation, 808s and Heartbreak, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and Watch the Throne. I mean, honestly people, there's nary a thread about Kanye where someone doesn't mention they want him to die. Just because he, what, made an ass of himself at the suddenly sacred MTV Video Music Awards? Marry a Kardashian, call yourself king of music, whatever. Just keep doing what you do, Yeezy.
 
2013-03-01 11:47:42 AM
I think it's a testament to how much more progressive our society is becoming that someone with such crippling mental deficiencies is able to overcome just how handicapped he is and succeed.

/What if Kanye West is retarded?
//He is.
 
2013-03-01 11:48:20 AM
It's true, they were all commercialized whores too.
 
2013-03-01 11:51:57 AM

Jumpin Jbot: I think it's a testament to how much more progressive our society is becoming that someone with such crippling mental deficiencies is able to overcome just how handicapped he is and succeed.

/What if Kanye West is retarded?
//He is.



Mind you: http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q
 
2013-03-01 12:02:15 PM
I've never heard any of his songs.  I have only ever heard this idiot speak, and it is always when he is acting like a dick.
 
2013-03-01 12:05:32 PM

Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!


Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(
 
2013-03-01 12:07:48 PM
Bottom line here is that people have to be reminded of what his actual talent is.  Nobody has to be reminded of what his personality is.

"Oh, Kanye West.  Right.  I think he was in a movie, or is a musician or a ball player or something like that...I don't remember.  Yeah, he's a real pompous douchebag."

When what you are best at outshines what you do for a living, you need to adjust your life.
 
2013-03-01 12:11:13 PM

enik: Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!

Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(


I don't understand this comment. Because I think it's stupid to wish death upon someone for arbitrary reasons, that somehow makes me a woman? And that somehow would be a bad thing? And how would all of this affect my hypothetical vagina? Are you 12?
 
2013-03-01 12:15:13 PM
KW is the Sinead O'Conner of the new millennium.  Let's review:

- cut hit record(s)
- become very famous
- continually say stupid shiat every time mouth opens
- become one of the most hated people on the planet

Then he iced the cake:

- hook up with with reality show "celebrity" that's a bigger attention whore than he is
- become even *more* hated (if that were possible, but he somehow figured out how to do it)
 
2013-03-01 12:15:57 PM
just glad this wasn't yet another play on domestic violence headline.
 
2013-03-01 12:16:47 PM

Mugato: He comes off as having a serious inferiority complex.


Nonsense. You only say that because of his pathological need to make everything all about himself.
 
2013-03-01 12:19:19 PM

Car_Ramrod: enik: Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!

Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(

I don't understand this comment. Because I think it's stupid to wish death upon someone for arbitrary reasons, that somehow makes me a woman? And that somehow would be a bad thing? And how would all of this affect my hypothetical vagina? Are you 12?


So, what does Kanye's spooge taste like?
 
2013-03-01 12:21:30 PM

Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.


You can't kill the black Jesus!
 
2013-03-01 12:22:08 PM

Bslim: Car_Ramrod: enik: Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!

Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(

I don't understand this comment. Because I think it's stupid to wish death upon someone for arbitrary reasons, that somehow makes me a woman? And that somehow would be a bad thing? And how would all of this affect my hypothetical vagina? Are you 12?

So, what does Kanye's spooge taste like?


I wouldn't know. I've never engaged in sexual relations with him. Why do you ask? Do you equate my stance that he shouldn't die because of his music and/or antics, and my opinion that he has made several excellent albums, to me giving him oral sex? Why would you do that? Are you 12, as well?
 
2013-03-01 12:22:57 PM

Car_Ramrod: Bslim: Car_Ramrod: enik: Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!

Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(

I don't understand this comment. Because I think it's stupid to wish death upon someone for arbitrary reasons, that somehow makes me a woman? And that somehow would be a bad thing? And how would all of this affect my hypothetical vagina? Are you 12?

So, what does Kanye's spooge taste like?

I wouldn't know. I've never engaged in sexual relations with him. Why do you ask? Do you equate my stance that he shouldn't die because of his music and/or antics, and my opinion that he has made several excellent albums, to me giving him oral sex? Why would you do that? Are you 12, as well?


Relax Kanye, you are still the best of all time.

/all time
 
2013-03-01 12:24:32 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

You can't kill the black Jesus!


Sure you can. He'll come back but at least we'll have a three day break from his bullshiat.
 
2013-03-01 12:25:08 PM

BumpInTheNight: Car_Ramrod: Bslim: Car_Ramrod: enik: Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!

Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(

I don't understand this comment. Because I think it's stupid to wish death upon someone for arbitrary reasons, that somehow makes me a woman? And that somehow would be a bad thing? And how would all of this affect my hypothetical vagina? Are you 12?

So, what does Kanye's spooge taste like?

I wouldn't know. I've never engaged in sexual relations with him. Why do you ask? Do you equate my stance that he shouldn't die because of his music and/or antics, and my opinion that he has made several excellent albums, to me giving him oral sex? Why would you do that? Are you 12, as well?

Relax Kanye, you are still the best of all time.

/all time


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2013-03-01 12:29:57 PM
why does he have to aspire to be a rich, troubled, white guy?
and, why did subby leave out the reference to Jobs?  That was the funniest one.
 
2013-03-01 12:34:47 PM

Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.



Well ok then... done in one!
 
2013-03-01 12:41:36 PM
I still think My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy was a work of coke-fueled genius.  I can take or leave the rest of his stuff.

/Suck it, haters.
 
2013-03-01 12:44:14 PM

Car_Ramrod: enik: Car_Ramrod: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

LOL, I also want people to die because they make music I don't like! We're awesome!

Is your vagina going to be ok? :(   :(    :(

I don't understand this comment. Because I think it's stupid to wish death upon someone for arbitrary reasons, that somehow makes me a woman? And that somehow would be a bad thing? And how would all of this affect my hypothetical vagina? Are you 12?


Vagina = Clam = Gay Fish? My preference is towards the "making pearls" bit of the sandy vag joke.

As for the "unreasonable amount of hate for Kanye"... WelcometoFark.jpeg (please don't ever change)

I assumed the whole "whishing death upon [insert TFA subject here]" was part of Fark's charming humor and not actual threats to his life.

/Lighten up Francis
 
2013-03-01 12:46:24 PM
He compared himself to Jesus once, so I don't think this is much more outrageous then that.

The guy does know how it make a catchy song though.... His lyrics are utterly retarded, but if you ignore that some of his songs are pretty good.
 
2013-03-01 12:51:02 PM
laurenoutloud.com

I mean, I can kinda see the resemblance, but I've never seen him with nunchuks.
 
2013-03-01 12:55:24 PM
Keith Moon - Internet = Kanye West
/Internet = Keith Moon - Kanye West
 
2013-03-01 01:03:01 PM

Car_Ramrod: The My Little Pony Killer: thecpt: The My Little Pony Killer: Kanye's beats are fantastic.  His lyrics and the way that he chooses to deliver them makes him sound like he came to the studio directly from his special ed class.

A big ole this. He's one of those people who is such a dirt bag that people forget he is good at what he does.

Oh man, I didn't even touch upon his personality there. Dude has himself on an incredibly high horse for only being able to do one thing well.

I feel there is an unreasonable amount of hate for Kanye based upon what he's actually done. He hasn't hurt anyone with his actions, he's just said a bunch of stupid stuff. So what? His "one thing" is make amazing albums. I don't give a shiat about his ego or his personality if he keeps pumping out albums like Graduation, 808s and Heartbreak, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and Watch the Throne. I mean, honestly people, there's nary a thread about Kanye where someone doesn't mention they want him to die. Just because he, what, made an ass of himself at the suddenly sacred MTV Video Music Awards? Marry a Kardashian, call yourself king of music, whatever. Just keep doing what you do, Yeezy.


Shouldn't you be directing this rant towards one of the people actually wishing death upon him?

He's talented, but his talent pretty much ends at his beats and producing what other people do. His lyrics are inane and his delivery is mush-mouthed. I like his music, I just can't swoon over every little thing he does when it simply doesn't impress me. And his attitude is worth mentioning because having talent is the dumbest reason one could possibly have for an attitude as shiatty as his.
 
2013-03-01 01:12:27 PM
"Le Figaro's account (in French) invoked the adjectives "cold," "poor," and "disgusting."

Since when does being a hearing impiared body builder / B rated actor give you any sort of credibility as a music critic?
 
2013-03-01 01:30:35 PM

Mugato: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Too bad he can't be dead like them.

You can't kill the black Jesus!

Sure you can. He'll come back but at least we'll have a three day break from his bullshiat.


You make a good point.

Plus one sir
 
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