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2013-03-01 04:27:52 AM
A bit unusual, but the complaints seem completely unhinged.

It's certainly NOT a sexual image.. really now.
 
2013-03-01 08:01:47 AM
''It's definitely a sexual sort of image. It says ''get intimate'' so we're not talking about a pet thing. The cow is dressed up as a man,'' she said.

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2013-03-01 09:18:38 AM
It seems as though Christians' jimmies are in a perpetually rustled state. It must be really uncomfortable for them.
 
2013-03-01 09:47:38 AM
I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I
 
2013-03-01 09:50:13 AM
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I didn't know that the X-ians also had a sacred cow.
 
2013-03-01 10:21:05 AM
Holy Cow, Hindu reference, leaving thread satisfied, etc.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:16 AM
Next they'll want to know why gay men keep sucking their dicks.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:26 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: I didn't know that the X-ians also had a sacred cow.



They don't.  They've got herds of 'em.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:48 AM
So one uptight old broad complains and suddenly it's "Christians Outraged"?
 
2013-03-01 10:37:40 AM
Something something, subby's mom.
 
2013-03-01 10:37:44 AM
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Oh, you mean...
 
2013-03-01 10:37:46 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

Licking horses, still OK
 
2013-03-01 10:37:52 AM
I had a perverted vision of the cow 'licking' the woman when I read the headline.... Now that would make a twisted pron. (and an awesome promotion poster)

Only a comma away
 
2013-03-01 10:39:35 AM
That cow was clearly asking for it.
 
2013-03-01 10:40:05 AM
Christians have a thing with cows, calves, bulls.
 
2013-03-01 10:40:07 AM
Another geico commercial?  They are so edgy....  No, well the cow does have a monocle, so that's classy.
 
2013-03-01 10:40:43 AM
Maybe they would shut up if it was revealed to them that it is a female cow dressed as a man.
 
2013-03-01 10:42:40 AM
Is that what those whipper snappers are calling it these days?
 
2013-03-01 10:42:42 AM
Thistle Harlequin?
 
2013-03-01 10:42:50 AM
Line e'm up now
Greet the sacred cow
 
2013-03-01 10:45:09 AM
that poster is fantastic. And now they don't actually have to pay to have it displayed anywhere. Christians whining will give them all the publicity it needs.
 
2013-03-01 10:46:51 AM
LICK MOR CHICKIN
 
2013-03-01 10:47:16 AM
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2013-03-01 10:47:39 AM
Of course it's perverted. The cow is cross-dressing! Also, lesbianism. Which is like witchcraft.
 
2013-03-01 10:48:59 AM
Quite frankly the poster is in bad taste.  She would've enjoyed a Skinny Cow better.

/Seriously, I have been around cows and never thought 'I never tasted an unprocessed cow before.....'
 
2013-03-01 10:49:39 AM
"Ever bone a christian, kid? Oh, yeah. Those girls, they...they just can NOT get enough, I mean, think about it. When you were a teenager, all you wanted to do was fark, right? Well, so do they, but they're not allowed, see? So when they finally say 'fark it' and go all the way, they come on like piledrivers, man, whew! I was sore for a week, but I went back soon as I could, damn straight I did!"
 
2013-03-01 10:50:32 AM
I thought it was called the "grundle".  Ok, we can call it "cow".
 
2013-03-01 10:53:57 AM
Woman, licking cow or woman-licking cow?

Punctuation. It's useful.
 
2013-03-01 10:54:35 AM
Woman licking cow. Caption says "Get Intimate". Yup, hamburgers are the first thing that come to mind for me.

Oh wait. Christians don't like it? Oh, well then it's the best food poster ever created.
 
2013-03-01 10:56:08 AM

Tax Boy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x312]

Licking horses, still OK


Sure is!

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2013-03-01 10:56:38 AM

nicoffeine: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]
Oh, you mean...


Let's put Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell back in their pre-surgery persona ans see if anybody notices...
 
2013-03-01 10:57:15 AM
Don't have a cow, man.
 
2013-03-01 10:57:39 AM
If only there were some way to make a profit from being outraged..
 
2013-03-01 10:59:50 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I


This is why I refuse side hugs at church. If you're so horny and sex-obsessed that the idea of my heaving bosoms pressed up against your chest during a front hug makes you think you might murder your wife, eat your kids and go straight to fornicator's hell, maybe my boobs aren't the source of the problem.
 
2013-03-01 10:59:59 AM
Ohhh...and this is no more sexual than the guy licking a car door handle. Ya didn't hear 'em biatchin' then.

/flu makes mr dyslexic. sexaul?; Baitchin'?
 
2013-03-01 11:02:10 AM
Loathsome, Sick, Wrong and Perverted, LLC could not be reached for comment.
 
2013-03-01 11:03:14 AM
You can lick this cow
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2013-03-01 11:03:23 AM
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(And that cows do not gravitate to that particular style
of top hat. They much prefer the mid crown shape)
 
2013-03-01 11:07:15 AM
Who the hell wrote this article? My god...
Granted this statement "Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail," may be a product of a different dialect and cultural slang and to 'catch out children' is a proper use of slang but then I saw this one --
 "But Burger Urge owner Sean Carthew said the thought parents could manage the arrival of a condom in the letterbox."

At least have someone edit the article if the author is a moron..
 
2013-03-01 11:09:43 AM
The cow is Brahman, maybe that's it's religion. We need to develop a cow that can talk, and  enjoys being eaten. And could say so, clearly and distinctly.

/HHGG for the Win
 
2013-03-01 11:10:47 AM
...I hope they washed the cow first. Washing the cow is Biblical. If it's an unwashen cow, then it's no good.
 
2013-03-01 11:16:59 AM
''They hadn't actually received the advertising material themselves so we confine our cases to things that people have actually received or seen,'' Advertising Standards chief Fiona Jolly said.

Good for them.  Most complaints, especially astro-turfing, come from people who are offended by proxy.  They've never actually experienced the event or item they are offended about.   They've heard about it or read it in their church bulletin.

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 Enough of the causeheads.
 
2013-03-01 11:30:19 AM
I'm more confused why the cow is wearing a top hat and monocle.
 
2013-03-01 11:39:09 AM
Christians and Muslims should get together and congratulate one another on how outraged they can get and leave the sane people alone.
 
2013-03-01 11:41:09 AM

rtaylor92: that poster is fantastic. And now they don't actually have to pay to have it displayed anywhere. Christians whining will give them all the publicity it needs.


yeah, this same christian group protests the same burger chain about silly advertising. Hmm... how much did the christian group get paid by their marketing firm?!?
 
2013-03-01 11:41:25 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I


I think there's some context.  Notice the other article it links to.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/central/the-boys-at-burger-u rg e-and-their-latest-marketing-stunt-thats-offending-customers/story-fn8 m0qb4-1226535608322

They sent out condoms as a marketing ploy with the same "get intimate" with their beef line.  So yeah they are just trying to get publicity but it clearly is meant to be sexual.
 
2013-03-01 11:42:01 AM
Australian Christian Lobby is apparently the Australian version of One Million Moms
 
2013-03-01 12:28:52 PM
 Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail.

Balloons!
 
2013-03-01 12:35:33 PM

Need_MindBleach: I'm more confused why the cow is wearing a top hat and monocle.


Dude, because it's  fancy eatin'!
 
2013-03-01 12:46:53 PM
Yuck was the first thing I thought.
 
2013-03-01 01:28:01 PM
"You're doin' it wrong."

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2013-03-01 01:50:18 PM
This has rekindled my lack of interest.
 
2013-03-01 02:02:49 PM

St. Snuff: Who the hell wrote this article? My god...
Granted this statement "Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail," may be a product of a different dialect and cultural slang and to 'catch out children' is a proper use of slang but then I saw this one --
 "But Burger Urge owner Sean Carthew said the thought parents could manage the arrival of a condom in the letterbox."

At least have someone edit the article if the author is a moron..


Actually, St. Snuff, you're just not familiar with the term. Thought parents are like godparents, except, we, um, think. And we always manage the arrival of condoms in the letterbox.
 
2013-03-01 02:34:38 PM
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
 
2013-03-01 02:36:01 PM
People are so farking stupid I can't stand it.

They should be outraged that money and science were applied to give that cow a monocle. If god wanted cows to see in focus he would have made them that way.
 
2013-03-01 03:16:04 PM
Yes, it's obviously a joke combining food and sex. I thought it was kind of stupid but I get it. However, Christians have no sense of humor when it comes to anything even tangentially related to sex because it's naughty and our dirty parts are evil. So go flog yourself if you saw the picture until you stop thinking about your naughty bits.
 
2013-03-01 03:25:44 PM
Cows seem more into this than swine.

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2013-03-01 03:45:44 PM
people should feel confident they wouldn't have to see ``a woman making love to a cow''.

If licking noses is how you make love, lady, you're doing it wrong...

/Or, maybe you've just got strange erogenous zones...
 
2013-03-01 04:06:58 PM
Anyone have the original of that?
 
2013-03-01 04:29:08 PM
 
2013-03-01 04:35:41 PM
Totally unrelated to cows and the licking thereof; so this post is totally irrelevant.  Funny though.  Enjoy.

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2013-03-01 05:02:01 PM

blatz514: Tax Boy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x312]

Licking horses, still OK

Sure is!


You know what's sad...

/people and their cartoons
 
2013-03-01 05:48:09 PM
''They hadn't actually received the advertising material themselves so we confine our cases to things that people have actually received or seen,'' Advertising Standards chief Fiona Jolly said.

Hah.
 
2013-03-01 05:56:18 PM
But if you said men were pigs no one would care
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2013-03-01 07:18:38 PM

Nurglitch: Of course it's perverted. The cow is cross-dressing! Also, lesbianism. Which is like witchcraft.


Oddly enough, "Lesbian Cow-Witches" is the name of my new Christian Rock band.
 
2013-03-01 07:32:07 PM
"Christians upset over the poster of a woman licking a cow"

It was quite the kerfuffle,
I'd never seen anything like it.

2.2 billion people frothing with rage over a cow licking.

It started in Australia, but spread globally.

The Ethiopian Orthodox were the first outside of Australia to be upset.
This quickly spread to other orthodox constituencies, the Greek, Syrian and Coptic.

Once the Russian Orthodox became involved, Burger Urge suspected trouble may be brewing.

At the same time as the Russians began raging, two other diverse groups picked up on the outrage.
The first was the Assyrian Church of the East (Nestorians) who ranged across central Asia, the second was the Marionite Catholics of the Middle East.

Now this was important as the Marionites are in communion with the big show; the Roman Catholic church.

The Vatican convened an Inquisition.

As 1.16 billion Catholics worldwide awaited it's decision, Aussies woke up to find local Burger Urge's mysteriously closed and shuttered.

It was all downhill from there...

First the Archbishop of Canterbury made a fomenting speech to Anglicans and Episcopalians globally, urging burger jihad.

The Lutherans, Calvinists, Mennonites, Methodists, Armenian Pentecostals, Presbyterians, Reformeds, Seventh-day Adventists and Quakers in the interests of social justice started protesting McDonald's too.

The giant evangelical constituencies in West Africa and Brazil decided they liked the idea of a new crusade, and millions hopped onto anything that floated in a foolhardy attempt at transoceanic crossing.

But nothing was heard from the 100 million evangelicals in the US...

Until a month later when CNN reported a combination of drone strikes and special ops had decimated the Burger Urge leadership, with owner Sean Carthew shot through the neck whilst frantically posting missives on Reddit.

And that was the last time anyone upset Christianity by licking a cow.
 
2013-03-01 07:50:12 PM
But really, it seems like attention whoring is finally paying off for Burger Urge. If your menu's second rate, you've gotta have a gimmick.

Since bad publicity is better than no publicity, it's obvious they've been deliberately trying to raise offense in order to cultivate a "bad boy" image (condoms? seriously? are they 14?).

The Australian Christian Lobby complaint is what they've hoping for all along.
This Wendy Francis woman swallowed an conspicuous hook.
 
2013-03-02 12:20:26 AM
''I'm not asking for a nanny state. I'm just asking would somebody please make it so that our children are allowed to have their childhood,''

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2013-03-02 09:59:38 AM
The monocle keeps it classy.

Thank you, advertising industry.
 
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