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2013-03-01 04:27:52 AM  
A bit unusual, but the complaints seem completely unhinged.

It's certainly NOT a sexual image.. really now.
 
2013-03-01 08:01:47 AM  
''It's definitely a sexual sort of image. It says ''get intimate'' so we're not talking about a pet thing. The cow is dressed up as a man,'' she said.

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2013-03-01 09:18:38 AM  
It seems as though Christians' jimmies are in a perpetually rustled state. It must be really uncomfortable for them.
 
2013-03-01 09:47:38 AM  
I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I
 
2013-03-01 09:50:13 AM  
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I didn't know that the X-ians also had a sacred cow.
 
2013-03-01 10:21:05 AM  
Holy Cow, Hindu reference, leaving thread satisfied, etc.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:16 AM  
Next they'll want to know why gay men keep sucking their dicks.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:26 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I didn't know that the X-ians also had a sacred cow.



They don't.  They've got herds of 'em.
 
2013-03-01 10:35:48 AM  
So one uptight old broad complains and suddenly it's "Christians Outraged"?
 
2013-03-01 10:37:40 AM  
Something something, subby's mom.
 
2013-03-01 10:37:44 AM  
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Oh, you mean...
 
2013-03-01 10:37:46 AM  
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Licking horses, still OK
 
2013-03-01 10:37:52 AM  
I had a perverted vision of the cow 'licking' the woman when I read the headline.... Now that would make a twisted pron. (and an awesome promotion poster)

Only a comma away
 
2013-03-01 10:39:35 AM  
That cow was clearly asking for it.
 
2013-03-01 10:40:05 AM  
Christians have a thing with cows, calves, bulls.
 
2013-03-01 10:40:07 AM  
Another geico commercial?  They are so edgy....  No, well the cow does have a monocle, so that's classy.
 
2013-03-01 10:40:43 AM  
Maybe they would shut up if it was revealed to them that it is a female cow dressed as a man.
 
2013-03-01 10:42:40 AM  
Is that what those whipper snappers are calling it these days?
 
2013-03-01 10:42:42 AM  
Thistle Harlequin?
 
2013-03-01 10:42:50 AM  
Line e'm up now
Greet the sacred cow
 
2013-03-01 10:45:09 AM  
that poster is fantastic. And now they don't actually have to pay to have it displayed anywhere. Christians whining will give them all the publicity it needs.
 
2013-03-01 10:46:51 AM  
LICK MOR CHICKIN
 
2013-03-01 10:47:16 AM  
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2013-03-01 10:47:39 AM  
Of course it's perverted. The cow is cross-dressing! Also, lesbianism. Which is like witchcraft.
 
2013-03-01 10:48:59 AM  
Quite frankly the poster is in bad taste.  She would've enjoyed a Skinny Cow better.

/Seriously, I have been around cows and never thought 'I never tasted an unprocessed cow before.....'
 
2013-03-01 10:49:39 AM  
"Ever bone a christian, kid? Oh, yeah. Those girls, they...they just can NOT get enough, I mean, think about it. When you were a teenager, all you wanted to do was fark, right? Well, so do they, but they're not allowed, see? So when they finally say 'fark it' and go all the way, they come on like piledrivers, man, whew! I was sore for a week, but I went back soon as I could, damn straight I did!"
 
2013-03-01 10:50:32 AM  
I thought it was called the "grundle".  Ok, we can call it "cow".
 
2013-03-01 10:53:57 AM  
Woman, licking cow or woman-licking cow?

Punctuation. It's useful.
 
2013-03-01 10:54:35 AM  
Woman licking cow. Caption says "Get Intimate". Yup, hamburgers are the first thing that come to mind for me.

Oh wait. Christians don't like it? Oh, well then it's the best food poster ever created.
 
2013-03-01 10:56:08 AM  

Tax Boy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x312]

Licking horses, still OK


Sure is!

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2013-03-01 10:56:38 AM  

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Oh, you mean...


Let's put Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell back in their pre-surgery persona ans see if anybody notices...
 
2013-03-01 10:57:15 AM  
Don't have a cow, man.
 
2013-03-01 10:57:39 AM  
If only there were some way to make a profit from being outraged..
 
2013-03-01 10:59:50 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I


This is why I refuse side hugs at church. If you're so horny and sex-obsessed that the idea of my heaving bosoms pressed up against your chest during a front hug makes you think you might murder your wife, eat your kids and go straight to fornicator's hell, maybe my boobs aren't the source of the problem.
 
2013-03-01 10:59:59 AM  
Ohhh...and this is no more sexual than the guy licking a car door handle. Ya didn't hear 'em biatchin' then.

/flu makes mr dyslexic. sexaul?; Baitchin'?
 
2013-03-01 11:02:10 AM  
Loathsome, Sick, Wrong and Perverted, LLC could not be reached for comment.
 
2013-03-01 11:03:14 AM  
You can lick this cow
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2013-03-01 11:03:23 AM  
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(And that cows do not gravitate to that particular style
of top hat. They much prefer the mid crown shape)
 
2013-03-01 11:07:15 AM  
Who the hell wrote this article? My god...
Granted this statement "Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail," may be a product of a different dialect and cultural slang and to 'catch out children' is a proper use of slang but then I saw this one --
 "But Burger Urge owner Sean Carthew said the thought parents could manage the arrival of a condom in the letterbox."

At least have someone edit the article if the author is a moron..
 
2013-03-01 11:09:43 AM  
The cow is Brahman, maybe that's it's religion. We need to develop a cow that can talk, and  enjoys being eaten. And could say so, clearly and distinctly.

/HHGG for the Win
 
2013-03-01 11:10:47 AM  
...I hope they washed the cow first. Washing the cow is Biblical. If it's an unwashen cow, then it's no good.
 
2013-03-01 11:16:59 AM  
''They hadn't actually received the advertising material themselves so we confine our cases to things that people have actually received or seen,'' Advertising Standards chief Fiona Jolly said.

Good for them.  Most complaints, especially astro-turfing, come from people who are offended by proxy.  They've never actually experienced the event or item they are offended about.   They've heard about it or read it in their church bulletin.

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 Enough of the causeheads.
 
2013-03-01 11:30:19 AM  
I'm more confused why the cow is wearing a top hat and monocle.
 
2013-03-01 11:39:09 AM  
Christians and Muslims should get together and congratulate one another on how outraged they can get and leave the sane people alone.
 
2013-03-01 11:41:09 AM  

rtaylor92: that poster is fantastic. And now they don't actually have to pay to have it displayed anywhere. Christians whining will give them all the publicity it needs.


yeah, this same christian group protests the same burger chain about silly advertising. Hmm... how much did the christian group get paid by their marketing firm?!?
 
2013-03-01 11:41:25 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I


I think there's some context.  Notice the other article it links to.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/central/the-boys-at-burger-u rg e-and-their-latest-marketing-stunt-thats-offending-customers/story-fn8 m0qb4-1226535608322

They sent out condoms as a marketing ploy with the same "get intimate" with their beef line.  So yeah they are just trying to get publicity but it clearly is meant to be sexual.
 
2013-03-01 11:42:01 AM  
Australian Christian Lobby is apparently the Australian version of One Million Moms
 
2013-03-01 12:28:52 PM  
 Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail.

Balloons!
 
2013-03-01 12:35:33 PM  

Need_MindBleach: I'm more confused why the cow is wearing a top hat and monocle.


Dude, because it's  fancy eatin'!
 
2013-03-01 12:46:53 PM  
Yuck was the first thing I thought.
 
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