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(Gawker)   42,000 pounds of ketchup spill on freeway, immediately improves property value of Reno, Nevada   (gawker.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-01 10:09:22 AM  
First to arrive on the scene with butter and noodles:
blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-03-01 10:30:01 AM  
mojoimage.com

Second on scene...
 
2013-03-01 11:05:23 AM  
F*CK RENO AND F*CK CATSUP!
 
2013-03-01 11:10:58 AM  
www.evilcreative.com

Ketchup is for rookies...
 
2013-03-01 11:11:32 AM  
Now, just get a bunch of hot dogs. mmmmm good.
 
2013-03-01 11:11:42 AM  
www.foodiggity.com
 
2013-03-01 11:17:53 AM  
tvmedia.ign.com

/approves
 
2013-03-01 11:36:23 AM  
I would have thought that ketchup would have been measured in gallons and not pounds since it's liquid.
 
2013-03-01 11:40:39 AM  
They have a fine collection of square nails.
 
2013-03-01 11:51:30 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-01 11:52:36 AM  

HatMadeOfAss: I would have thought that ketchup would have been measured in gallons and not pounds since it's liquid.


It's properly measured in football fields.

/462, yeah, 462, 462, yeah, yeah, 462 football fields of ketchup. Wapner at 11.
 
2013-03-01 11:52:51 AM  
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-03-01 12:10:44 PM  
did it make the English Major weep or shout in joy?

All that ketchup, someplace where it doesn't belong.
 
2013-03-01 12:24:54 PM  

gopher321: Second on scene...


i830.photobucket.com

Tardy to the party.
 
2013-03-01 12:26:31 PM  
Almost complete headline fail (partial credit for getting the green) There are so many better and more obvious jokes you could have gone with in this case but you chose one that barely makes any sense and some modmin approved it. I weep for Fark some days.
 
2013-03-01 12:33:31 PM  
does this mean that Warren Buffet is dropping out of buying Heinz?
 
2013-03-01 12:35:14 PM  
What, no ketchup snubs.  I was expecting more "mustard or some other sauce is preferred" comments.

Well, all I have to say about that is, if only the Oscar Meyer mobile would happen on the scene to help with the clean up.
 
2013-03-01 12:37:00 PM  

loonatic112358: did it make the English Major weep or shout in joy?


He's delivering 42,000 lbs of ranch dressing to the scene; the Kranch must flow
 
2013-03-01 12:37:38 PM  

lack of warmth: What, no ketchup snubs.  I was expecting more "mustard or some other sauce is preferred" comments.

Well, all I have to say about that is, if only the Oscar Meyer mobile would happen on the scene to help with the clean up.


Miracle Whip is better than Mayo
 
2013-03-01 12:42:39 PM  

gameshowhost: loonatic112358: did it make the English Major weep or shout in joy?

He's delivering 42,000 lbs of ranch dressing to the scene; the Kranch must flow


YES!
 
2013-03-01 12:45:02 PM  
The tag line sadly did not say FL, but they will ketchup.
 
2013-03-01 12:51:47 PM  
I'm not trying to insinuate that Reno is the anus of America, everyone knows that is much further east, but isn't grape jelly the preferred condiment of choice for salad tossing?

/asking for a friend
 
2013-03-01 12:58:54 PM  
So ketchup is transported in tanker trucks? Do they pull up to the back of fast food restaurants and then transfer it to a holding tank via a hose?
 
2013-03-01 01:07:06 PM  

Chainsaw Turd Elf: So ketchup is transported in tanker trucks? Do they pull up to the back of fast food restaurants and then transfer it to a holding tank via a hose?


Each truck comes with one of these and a kajillion little paper cups:
i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 01:17:02 PM  

Endive Wombat: lack of warmth: What, no ketchup snubs.  I was expecting more "mustard or some other sauce is preferred" comments.

Well, all I have to say about that is, if only the Oscar Meyer mobile would happen on the scene to help with the clean up.

Miracle Whip is better than Mayo


BLASPHEMER!!!11

/woold them
 
2013-03-01 01:37:05 PM  

Slam1263: I'm not trying to insinuate that Reno is the anus of America, everyone knows that is much further east, but isn't grape jelly the preferred condiment of choice for salad tossing?

/asking for a friend


If the salad is well-washed, you don't really need condiments.  *shrug*
 
2013-03-01 01:39:34 PM  

gopher321: [mojoimage.com image 320x180]

Second on scene...


Do dee oh um day oh, clipping out our coupon!
 
2013-03-01 01:49:20 PM  

grinding_journalist: [i830.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Tardy to the party.


wtf
 
2013-03-01 02:29:07 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: grinding_journalist: [i830.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Tardy to the party.

wtf


It's the latest "totally real" "grassroots" meme to hit the web.  Japanese people buy a bunch of McDonald's fries, dump them on the table, then eat them.

/My guess is that MickyDee's is long on fries and is trying to get rid of them without taking a bath.
 
2013-03-01 03:05:05 PM  
Somebody must have hit the "57" on the side just right.
 
2013-03-01 03:10:21 PM  
Fortunately it was easy for other motorists to see...after all, Heinz-sight is 20/20.
 
2013-03-01 03:29:27 PM  

MattyBlast: Fortunately it was easy for other motorists to see...after all, Heinz-sight is 20/20.


I groaned.

Good one!
 
2013-03-01 03:32:27 PM  

Langdon Alger: does this mean that Warren Buffet is dropping out of buying Heinz?


Warren? Warren? Is the deal still on?

www.redstatereport.com
 
2013-03-01 03:37:49 PM  

Dwangerous: Almost complete headline fail (partial credit for getting the green) There are so many better and more obvious jokes you could have gone with in this case but you chose one that barely makes any sense and some modmin approved it. I weep for Fark some days.


I live in Reno too, but if I got butthurt every single time someone insulted it, my life would be pretty miserable.
 
2013-03-01 04:57:52 PM  

geekbikerskum: Slam1263: I'm not trying to insinuate that Reno is the anus of America, everyone knows that is much further east, but isn't grape jelly the preferred condiment of choice for salad tossing?

/asking for a friend

If the salad is well-washed, you don't really need condiments.  *shrug*


I guess it the fact that it tastes like ass is, for me my friend, somewhat of a turn off.

/so i'm told
//nttiawwt
 
2013-03-01 09:23:02 PM  

lack of warmth: What, no ketchup snubs.  I was expecting more "mustard or some other sauce is preferred" comments.

Well, all I have to say about that is, if only the Oscar Meyer mobile would happen on the scene to help with the clean up.


Ironically, the only place I have ever personally seen the Weinermobile was in Reno.

/don't understand the Reno hate
 
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