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2013-03-01 09:58:40 AM  
5 votes:
This was also not the first time that Birdsall has been in trouble with the law.

He fixed the saggy gutter on the house of the neighbor who keeps parking in front of his mailbox.  Man's a menace!
2013-03-01 01:13:21 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-03-01 12:45:25 PM  
2 votes:

dryknife: 80-120 p.s.i.

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Glad to see someone covered it!

I worked on oil rigs when I was 18.Being the youngest I got the shiat jobs.One of the senior guys told me to wash his boots after his shift.He was a lazy bastard anyway so I told him to bugger off.He went straight to the lead hand and complained, so the lead came and told me that when I am told to do something by a senior engineer then I do it.I pointed out that it wasn't in my job description but he was insistent so I decided to do it.Now, the lazy twat didn't wear rigger boots, he had some low steel-toed shoes - in suede.So, I took them out on to the drill floor and blasted them with one of the rig pressure washers.I have no idea what the pressure was, I just know that it was extremely strong and very hot.After a good 15 minutes of that, I took the saturated boots and put them on top of a heater in the crew shack.This was January in the North Sea, so that thing was turned all the way up and left there.After 12 hours they were as solid as a rock.The twat had already done half his shift when I came on for my next one and even after 6 hours he was hobbling about in them like they were made of concrete.I didn't get asked to do any jobs like that again.
2013-03-01 11:19:39 AM  
2 votes:
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/is gonna pressure wash other things, if you know what I mean.
2013-03-01 10:08:27 AM  
2 votes:
He cleaned their sidewalk? I sure hope they learned their lesson.
2013-03-01 12:19:51 PM  
1 vote:
I used to run a 35k washer, to remove paint from tooling, rubber from steering wheels, that sort of thing.  Loud times.
2013-03-01 11:57:16 AM  
1 vote:
Well they don't call him Mr. Clean just because of his haircut.
2013-03-01 11:39:18 AM  
1 vote:

khyberkitsune: cig-mkr: 1500 psi ? What a pussy pressure washer that is.

That's still more than enough to rip clean through your skin like a laser from a couple feet away.

I agree, any pressure is dangerous, but you can get them over 4200 psi , that would really clean the cheese off your crank.
2013-03-01 11:34:24 AM  
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The crew of the Byford Dolphin frown on your high-pressure shenanigans. (At least, the ones still capable of frowning.)

/Yeah, I know it's a stretch.
2013-03-01 11:25:01 AM  
1 vote:
I think the funniest thing is that when this crazy cueball finally snaps and thins out the neighborhood, there will be people who, without a hint of irony, claim "we didn't see it coming - he was such a quiet man."
2013-03-01 11:21:28 AM  
1 vote:

khyberkitsune: /is gonna pressure wash other things, if you know what I mean.

Is that the guy who does the Farmers Insurance commercials? What movie is that from?
2013-03-01 11:12:21 AM  
1 vote:
This was also not the first time that Birdsall has been in trouble with the law. In addition to having several outstanding warrants for trespassing and disorderly conduct, he was also busted last year for attempting to run over a teenager in a Walmart parking lot.

So he's not all bad.
2013-03-01 10:13:19 AM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: He cleaned their sidewalk? I sure hope they learned their lesson.

I can't remember the comedian but he did a bit about the phrase "clean your clock."  You hate someone so much you'll do chores for them.

"You keep farking with me, buddy, and I'll subsidize your child's education!"
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