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(Bleeding Cool)   Halle Berry has a 90% chance of Storm   (bleedingcool.com) divider line 122
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2013-03-01 02:06:35 AM
That's one role that I wouldn't mind recasting.. acting skills aside, she didn't quite look the part.
 
2013-03-01 02:31:52 AM
Money talks, Bullshiat walks.  Halle could use the money.
 
2013-03-01 07:00:50 AM
There was a time when Angela Bassett would have been perfect.
 
2013-03-01 07:02:17 AM

kronicfeld: There was a time when Angela Bassett would have been perfect.


A young Iman?

Not that she's aged much.
 
2013-03-01 07:41:45 AM
so this a sequel to the original movie series then? I think I would rather have a sequel to First Class, even if it was fairly stand-alone.
 
2013-03-01 07:44:49 AM
She can't act. Use Pam Grier.
 
2013-03-01 07:44:58 AM

FeedTheCollapse: so this a sequel to the original movie series then? I think I would rather have a sequel to First Class, even if it was fairly stand-alone.


It's both.

Days of Future Past is a story that involves time travel.
 
2013-03-01 07:49:24 AM

johnnyboog: She can't act. Use Pam Grier.


Halle has nicer tits. Win.
 
2013-03-01 07:50:26 AM
i replaced Storm with Stool.
i mean HOPEFULLY she can go

what with all that heorin she's using
 
2013-03-01 07:58:48 AM

IMDWalrus: FeedTheCollapse: so this a sequel to the original movie series then? I think I would rather have a sequel to First Class, even if it was fairly stand-alone.

It's both.

Days of Future Past is a story that involves time travel.


I know the storyline, it's just that everything I've heard made it sound closer to the original series than First Class. Though I guess I should've checked IMDb first as it does seem to be a mishmash of the two.
 
2013-03-01 07:59:43 AM

GungFu: johnnyboog: She can't act. Use Pam Grier.

Halle has nicer tits. Win.


What? You best be trollin, Pam Grier has one of the best racks EVER.
 
2013-03-01 08:03:16 AM
How about Retta from Parks and Rec?
 
2013-03-01 08:10:42 AM

FeedTheCollapse: so this a sequel to the original movie series then? I think I would rather have a sequel to First Class, even if it was fairly stand-alone.


If they do the "time-travel" movie, they'll probably need a young and old version of Storm.
That means we'd get both Jennifer Lawrence and Rebecca Romijn as blue-naked ladies, and that alright by me.
 
2013-03-01 08:19:44 AM
Halle was awful in the X-Men movies.  Some better casting choices:

Zoe Saldana
Meta Golding
Yaya Alifa
 
2013-03-01 08:25:05 AM

borg: Money talks, Bullshiat walks.  Halle could use the money.


This middle age white guy could also use the money and I'll do a nude scene.
 
2013-03-01 08:31:54 AM
Yeah, that's ok.  Don't do us any favors, Halle.

AntonChigger: GungFu: johnnyboog: She can't act. Use Pam Grier.

Halle has nicer tits. Win.

What? You best be trollin, Pam Grier has one of the best racks EVER.


Maybe he's sexually attracted to flapjacks

/mmm... pancakes
 
2013-03-01 08:38:11 AM
Eh, just leave her out. Storm is a stick in the mud anyway.

Wolverine: (pops claws)

Storm: Wolverine! Sheathe your claws!

Wolverine: (rolls eyes)
 
2013-03-01 08:39:30 AM

CarnySaur: How about Retta from Parks and Rec?


"Treat yo'self!" *sends lightning bolt*
 
2013-03-01 08:39:32 AM
The way Hollywood has been making dubious choices lately if they recast the role for anyone it will be Queen Latifah.
 
2013-03-01 08:41:48 AM
I wish I could go back in time and terminate the mother of the guy who invented the time travel plot device.
 
2013-03-01 08:44:21 AM
disappointed farkers, too many words not enough visuals
 
2013-03-01 08:48:45 AM

Mugato: I wish I could go back in time and terminate the mother of the guy who invented the time travel plot device.


I guess you're looking for Charles Dickens' mother then... Set coordinates for Portsmouth, England, ~1811...
 
2013-03-01 09:02:13 AM

kronicfeld: There was a time when Angela Bassett would have been perfect.


It's like you read my mind -- I was coming here to post just that.
 
2013-03-01 09:04:01 AM
Zoe from Firefly for an older Storm. Nuff said.
 
2013-03-01 09:06:33 AM
And in today's forcast we have a storm front moving in with 100% chance of suck, after that will be a large high pressure producer zone creating clear skies and empty theaters.
 
2013-03-01 09:18:42 AM

AntonChigger: GungFu: johnnyboog: She can't act. Use Pam Grier.

Halle has nicer tits. Win.

What? You best be trollin, Pam Grier has one of the best racks EVER.


Her rack is/was 'unusual'. NSFW
 
2013-03-01 09:22:52 AM
Strange that the author thinks bringing Famke back doesn't work with the ending of the abomination that was X3 (burn in hell Brett "the Rat Bastard" Ratner).

According to IMDB, James Marsden is cast as future Cyclops and X3 did a number on that character as well.

Hopefully they will just pretend X3 didn't happen and everyone in the world will agree to burn their copies together. It could bring world peace and would definitely improve the history of world cinema.
 
2013-03-01 09:22:57 AM
Yes, please.  And keep the hair short.
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-01 09:24:01 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AntonChigger: GungFu: johnnyboog: She can't act. Use Pam Grier.

Halle has nicer tits. Win.

What? You best be trollin, Pam Grier has one of the best racks EVER.

Her rack is/was 'unusual'. NSFW



Unusual is right.  It could be the angle of the photo, but it appears as though one is not only larger (normal except with plastic tits) but also significantly HIGHER on her chest; and her left nip seems to be.....damaged.
 
2013-03-01 09:28:19 AM
"Cool"?

No, not cool. She made a terrible Storm. If they gave Djimon Hounsou a wig and a padded bra he would have been more believable as Storm.
There's got to be a few hot East African ladies out there with some acting chops that the part could go to.
 
2013-03-01 09:29:27 AM
I'll second the other Farkers saying to recast the role. She didn't seem into it, like she was just there for the paycheck. Extremely distant, and to top it off, one of the worst lines in movie history.
 
2013-03-01 09:32:41 AM

RoxtarRyan: I'll second the other Farkers saying to recast the role. She didn't seem into it, like she was just there for the paycheck. Extremely distant, and to top it off, one of the worst lines in movie history.


Yeah, but there was a reason for that.
 
2013-03-01 09:34:21 AM
I've never thought she was a good actress. Her Oscar win was way over-acted and an Oscar-bait movie. A good movie but clearly Oscar-bait subject matter.

But I did not find her so horrible that she needs to be replaced ... that is, for the sake of continuity, I would not recast her. This is all assuming that she is not asking for any serious special treatment or extra money. If she thinks that she, as the weakest actor on the cast, should get special treatment then kick her ass to the curb.
 
2013-03-01 09:34:24 AM

Shan: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AntonChigger: GungFu: johnnyboog: She can't act. Use Pam Grier.

Halle has nicer tits. Win.

What? You best be trollin, Pam Grier has one of the best racks EVER.

Her rack is/was 'unusual'. NSFW


Unusual is right.  It could be the angle of the photo, but it appears as though one is not only larger (normal except with plastic tits) but also significantly HIGHER on her chest; and her left nip seems to be.....damaged.


Other pictures seem to confirm that.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-03-01 09:36:20 AM
To old
 
2013-03-01 09:36:37 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Her rack is/was 'unusual'. NSFW


o_O

RoxtarRyan: one of the worst lines in movie history.


"Do you know what happens to a franchise when Halley Berry is cast in X-Men 4? The same thing as when she was cast in Die Another Day".
 
2013-03-01 09:37:03 AM
she's horrible on and off screen
 
2013-03-01 09:39:19 AM

Farking Canuck: Her Oscar win was way over-acted and an Oscar-bait movie. A good movie but clearly Oscar-bait subject matter.


That was the year that Spike Lee was biatching and they gave a lot of Oscars to black people. Sounds crass, I know.
 
2013-03-01 09:39:28 AM

Alphax: That's one role that I wouldn't mind recasting.. acting skills aside, she didn't quite look the part.


That and storm is basically a worthless character in a fight assuming the bad guys aren't willing to wait, in place for 30 seconds while she conjures the elements. For some reason they always are though....

Unless HB is getting nakid I see no reason for her presence.
 
2013-03-01 09:39:54 AM
Halle Berry was an awful storm. Like, really really bad. Can't we get a real African actress to play the Goddess of an African village?

/I'll be skipping the new movie
//I LOVE the X-Men comics but I just don't have another crap movie in me
 
2013-03-01 09:40:40 AM
Wanda Sykes would make the best Storm evar!

/cue high-pitched Wanda voice
'What the f4ck you mean you're a telepath?! You look f4ckin telepathetic if ya ask me! Now get the f4ck out mah head before I start imagining me sh8ttin down your throat you hobbled old honkey!'
/end high-pitched Wanda voice
 
2013-03-01 09:41:25 AM

towatchoverme: RoxtarRyan: I'll second the other Farkers saying to recast the role. She didn't seem into it, like she was just there for the paycheck. Extremely distant, and to top it off, one of the worst lines in movie history.

Yeah, but there was a reason for that.



Wow, are there really people who hate Whedon so much that they'll blame a bad movie line on the guy who wrote an early draft of the script?
 
2013-03-01 09:41:38 AM

Farking Canuck: Strange that the author thinks bringing Famke back doesn't work with the ending of the abomination that was X3 (burn in hell Brett "the Rat Bastard" Ratner).

According to IMDB, James Marsden is cast as future Cyclops and X3 did a number on that character as well.

Hopefully they will just pretend X3 didn't happen and everyone in the world will agree to burn their copies together. It could bring world peace and would definitely improve the history of world cinema.


that seems to be kind of what they're doing. Even First Class didn't entirely mesh with the first 3 movies, even with Hugh Jackman and rebecca Romijn making appearances. That said, i kind of wish they would just sever ties altogether rather than kind of half-ass it; though if IMDB is to be believed, this storyline was chosen specifically to alleviate the discrepancies.
 
2013-03-01 09:43:55 AM
Hopefully without the crappy line: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
 
2013-03-01 09:46:04 AM
I 'm willing to bet she's the most boring sex partner in the history of boring sex partners
/I would not mind her as eyecandy.
 
2013-03-01 09:46:59 AM

Farking Canuck: Strange that the author thinks bringing Famke back doesn't work with the ending of the abomination that was X3 (burn in hell Brett "the Rat Bastard" Ratner).

According to IMDB, James Marsden is cast as future Cyclops and X3 did a number on that character as well.

Hopefully they will just pretend X3 didn't happen and everyone in the world will agree to burn their copies together. It could bring world peace and would definitely improve the history of world cinema.


IIRC, Bryan Singer has hinted that was something he intended to do.
 
2013-03-01 09:51:40 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: I 'm willing to bet she's the most boring sex partner in the history of boring sex partners



I only need them to be engaging for a couple of minutes. Even then, more then not, just a pulse will do.
 
2013-03-01 09:56:54 AM
Aisha Tyler. That is all.
 
2013-03-01 10:06:24 AM
Who cares?

Getting excited (or even mildly interested) about who they cast for "Storm" is like getting exited about who they cast for "Donut Eating Man" or "Security Guard #3".
 
2013-03-01 10:11:07 AM

PsyLord: Hopefully without the crappy line: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?


I know the line was botched by Berry or something but I still can't figure what the writer was trying to get across with it in the first place. I mean why have her say it if the punchline is not specific to toads and lighting?
Any other character could have a similar start to the line. "You know what happens when toads get blasted by optic blasts?"

Just awful. They should have courses to study the badness of that line.
 
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