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(CNN)   CNN Money gives a step-by-step guide on how to recruit underage girls for prostitution. In other news, "CNN Money" is CNN's pimp name   (money.cnn.com) divider line 13
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2013-03-01 03:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
WTF? They didn't credit Butters Stotch as co-author.

/ oh, hamburgers!
2013-03-01 03:01:41 PM  
2 votes:
thebasispoint.com
2013-03-01 01:32:42 PM  
2 votes:
I posted a video of a puppy chewing on a rubber biscuit, thankfully I now know that all the people that "liked" it were just sweet talking me, telling me what I wanted to hear, and trying to lure me into their stable of unwilling sex workers.

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEFRIENDED MOM!  IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!
2013-03-01 03:16:57 PM  
1 votes:
"I want to get my life together," says Lisa, who is working to earn her GED. "If I start school, I probably won't have a Facebook page." - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.uIbYFTJ9.dpuf"I want to get my life together," says Lisa, who is working to earn her GED. "If I start school, I probably won't have a Facebook page. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.uIbYFTJ9.dpufEnd of article pretty much sums it up:
"I want to get my life together," says Lisa, who is working to earn her GED. "If I start school, I probably won't have a Facebook page."
www.techi.com
The REAL PIMP in this story
2013-03-01 03:08:46 PM  
1 votes:
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes.
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf The good old USA so-called "Justice" system. Ensuring the maximum number of ruined lives so some goddamned bank and their buddies in government can get their revenge.

No cruel and unusual punishment my ass.
2013-03-01 03:08:32 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Mayhem of the Black Underclass

The second N is for Needs New Girls?


The page was a little slow to load; it looks like they could use an upgrayedd.


Actually I just suffer from premature communication. I spoke too soon. I've yet to have the epic simulpost. And I've been around for 7 years.
2013-03-01 03:04:09 PM  
1 votes:

Mayhem of the Black Underclass


The second N is for Needs New Girls?


The page was a little slow to load; it looks like they could use an upgrayedd.
2013-03-01 03:01:41 PM  
1 votes:
The two NNs stand for a double dose of pimpin'
2013-03-01 11:52:26 AM  
1 votes:
i159.photobucket.com
2013-03-01 11:43:10 AM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Also, apparently this works as a pick up line:
What up Bri? Call me soon as u get this love so we can chop it up and get better acquainted.. Yo future everythang a real true pappy dats gone keep u happy!!


And I thought I was going to have to go walk into tonight's happy hour empty handed!

/Ol' Gil's gonna get lucky tonight!
2013-03-01 10:56:07 AM  
1 votes:
Pimps "start looking for the cracks where they can fill the holes"

batdoc.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-01 10:12:48 AM  
1 votes:
This doesn't seem out of the ordinary. They have fund managers on CNN Money all the time.
2013-03-01 10:12:12 AM  
1 votes:
It just needs ads on the side for locations that sell pimp canes.
 
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