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(CNN)   CNN Money gives a step-by-step guide on how to recruit underage girls for prostitution. In other news, "CNN Money" is CNN's pimp name   (money.cnn.com) divider line 83
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2013-03-01 10:12:12 AM  
It just needs ads on the side for locations that sell pimp canes.
 
2013-03-01 10:12:48 AM  
This doesn't seem out of the ordinary. They have fund managers on CNN Money all the time.
 
2013-03-01 10:13:55 AM  
You start with a 'talent search', tell the girls you are a Hollywood producer looking for a singer / dancer to be in the music industry - you can make them a star!

Then, its time to go on tour! Hop in the van, we're going to Beverly Hills! We have a meeting with Ryan Seacrest next week.

Uh oh! We need gas money for the van and money for the hotel. How can we make some quick cash? I know! How about we get you dancing?...

Oh, we're going to need some more money to get us to Hollywood how about....
 
2013-03-01 10:27:29 AM  
Nice title, yet none of the girls in the story were legally underage.
 
2013-03-01 10:44:22 AM  
Fark's discovering that putting references to child porn in a troll headline is as much referrer-revenue as putting a gun argument in a headline. Its all about the referrer clicks.
 
2013-03-01 10:56:07 AM  
Pimps "start looking for the cracks where they can fill the holes"

batdoc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-01 10:58:52 AM  

minoridiot: Nice title, yet none of the girls in the story were legally underage.


Not necessarily - the 18 year old traveled across state lines for this, and so it's reasonable to assume that maybe one of the 16 or 17 year olds did, too... In which case, it's federal and the age there is 18.
 
2013-03-01 11:11:14 AM  
Also, apparently this works as a pick up line:
What up Bri? Call me soon as u get this love so we can chop it up and get better acquainted.. Yo future everythang a real true pappy dats gone keep u happy!!
 
2013-03-01 11:43:10 AM  

Theaetetus: Also, apparently this works as a pick up line:
What up Bri? Call me soon as u get this love so we can chop it up and get better acquainted.. Yo future everythang a real true pappy dats gone keep u happy!!


And I thought I was going to have to go walk into tonight's happy hour empty handed!

/Ol' Gil's gonna get lucky tonight!
 
2013-03-01 11:52:26 AM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-01 12:11:41 PM  
Newsin' ain't easy.
 
2013-03-01 01:02:16 PM  

Theaetetus: Also, apparently this works as a pick up line:
What up Bri? Call me soon as u get this love so we can chop it up and get better acquainted.. Yo future everythang a real true pappy dats gone keep u happy!!


What the farking shiat am I reading?
 
2013-03-01 01:03:47 PM  
She was smitten, and willing to do anything for the man she thought loved her. So she stayed. Keeping the attention of her "boyfriend" required selling herself for sex

Really????
LOLOLOL
Sorry, but I cant feel sorry for someone this dumb.

Ohhh look her mom is in prison for "financial crimes". Sorry ... I am going back to laughing at this ... woman? 18? adult.
 
2013-03-01 01:13:50 PM  
Goddamn, I knew teenage girls were dumb, but not THIS dumb.
 
2013-03-01 01:26:44 PM  

namatad: She was smitten, and willing to do anything for the man she thought loved her. So she stayed. Keeping the attention of her "boyfriend" required selling herself for sex

Really????
LOLOLOL
Sorry, but I cant feel sorry for someone this dumb.

Ohhh look her mom is in prison for "financial crimes". Sorry ... I am going back to laughing at this ... woman? 18? adult.


Yeah, what kind of childhood would teach someone that that is love.  Did dad discipline with the pimp hand?  Did daddy always 'hugged' mom with both hands around her neck?  I have heard of 'If you love me, you would have sex with me', but not 'If you love me, you will have sex with as many men it will take to buy me a new car'.  I hope her mother is face palming.
 
2013-03-01 01:32:12 PM  
It's hard out here for a financial reporter.
 
2013-03-01 01:32:42 PM  
I posted a video of a puppy chewing on a rubber biscuit, thankfully I now know that all the people that "liked" it were just sweet talking me, telling me what I wanted to hear, and trying to lure me into their stable of unwilling sex workers.

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEFRIENDED MOM!  IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!
 
2013-03-01 02:01:13 PM  

lack of warmth: Yeah, what kind of childhood would teach someone that that is love.  Did dad discipline with the pimp hand?  Did daddy always 'hugged' mom with both hands around her neck?  I have heard of 'If you love me, you would have sex with me', but not 'If you love me, you will have sex with as many men it will take to buy me a new car'.  I hope her mother is face palming.


so yah
along with not teaching our children about sex, we are also not teaching them about abuse.
how to recognize, how to report it, how to get help. whether it is happening to you, your mom, your friends.
and god forbid,  we do anything to stop the cycle
 
2013-03-01 03:01:10 PM  
The second N is for Needs New Girls?
 
2013-03-01 03:01:41 PM  
The two NNs stand for a double dose of pimpin'
 
2013-03-01 03:01:41 PM  
thebasispoint.com
 
2013-03-01 03:02:03 PM  
The going rate was 30 dollars for 15 minutes and she was 18?

So like do I get a pro rate amount when the age changes?

The going rate was around $30 for 15 minutes of sex. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.STldx8dY.dpuf
 
2013-03-01 03:03:03 PM  
CNNMoney agreed to change the names of the victims in this article to protect their privacy

CNN Money also agreed to show the woman in the video to... protect her privacy?
 
2013-03-01 03:03:55 PM  

NuttierThanEver: The two NNs stand for a double dose of pimpin'


Nice simulpost.
 
2013-03-01 03:04:09 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass


The second N is for Needs New Girls?


The page was a little slow to load; it looks like they could use an upgrayedd.
 
2013-03-01 03:04:59 PM  
She was dropped off and sold her body instead of going to a women's shelter or police station.

Rarely, rarely, does one get to use the phrase "stupid whore" literally.  In this case it applies.
 
2013-03-01 03:05:29 PM  
WTF? They didn't credit Butters Stotch as co-author.

/ oh, hamburgers!
 
2013-03-01 03:05:57 PM  

Theaetetus: In which case, it's federal and the age there is 18.


We'll take Big Red, the Blazer, it's nice inside. And guess who's coming along for the ride?
 
2013-03-01 03:06:25 PM  
Was the pimp named Manti T'eo?
 
2013-03-01 03:08:32 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Mayhem of the Black Underclass

The second N is for Needs New Girls?


The page was a little slow to load; it looks like they could use an upgrayedd.


Actually I just suffer from premature communication. I spoke too soon. I've yet to have the epic simulpost. And I've been around for 7 years.
 
2013-03-01 03:08:44 PM  
OK if the whale in the video is a hooker then American men are far worse off than I thought. I mean after 33 years mariage the sex gets pretty rare, but no way in hell i'd do that.
 
2013-03-01 03:08:46 PM  
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes.
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf The good old USA so-called "Justice" system. Ensuring the maximum number of ruined lives so some goddamned bank and their buddies in government can get their revenge.

No cruel and unusual punishment my ass.
 
2013-03-01 03:12:58 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: The going rate was around $30 for 15 minutes of sex. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.STldx8dY.dpuf


That's $2/hour, not counting the pimp cut and various overhead costs.  I couldn't get someone to shovel snow for that.  I'm thinking that hookers have a lousy union.
 
2013-03-01 03:14:57 PM  

Theaetetus: Also, apparently this works as a pick up line:
What up Bri? Call me soon as u get this love so we can chop it up and get better acquainted.. Yo future everythang a real true pappy dats gone keep u happy!!


My head hurts now, thanks
 
2013-03-01 03:14:58 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes.
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf
Upper middle-class and college-bound, Nina had her plans derailed in her senior year of high school after her mother was sentenced to two years in prison for financial crimes. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.Ri8ERkwn.dpuf


I don't know how you all keep doing that but boy is that annoying.
 
2013-03-01 03:16:09 PM  

fireclown: MyKingdomForYourHorse: The going rate was around $30 for 15 minutes of sex. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.STldx8dY.dpuf

That's $2/hour, not counting the pimp cut and various overhead costs.  I couldn't get someone to shovel snow for that.  I'm thinking that hookers have a lousy union.


Please tell me you're trolling.
 
2013-03-01 03:16:57 PM  
"I want to get my life together," says Lisa, who is working to earn her GED. "If I start school, I probably won't have a Facebook page." - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.uIbYFTJ9.dpuf"I want to get my life together," says Lisa, who is working to earn her GED. "If I start school, I probably won't have a Facebook page. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.uIbYFTJ9.dpufEnd of article pretty much sums it up:
"I want to get my life together," says Lisa, who is working to earn her GED. "If I start school, I probably won't have a Facebook page."
www.techi.com
The REAL PIMP in this story
 
2013-03-01 03:17:14 PM  
How the hell do you type in broken english? I can understand talking like you been hit with a sackful of hammers. But they are smart enough to manipulate people and make money at it but not be able to spell, "parties".
 
2013-03-01 03:17:19 PM  

fireclown: MyKingdomForYourHorse: The going rate was around $30 for 15 minutes of sex. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.STldx8dY.dpuf

That's $2/hour, not counting the pimp cut and various overhead costs.  I couldn't get someone to shovel snow for that.  I'm thinking that hookers have a lousy union.


$2/Minute not hour. 60 minutes in an hour, therefore $120/Hr.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:52 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: I don't know how you all keep doing that but boy is that annoying.


I would guess that he has mastered state-of-the-art copy/paste technology.
 
2013-03-01 03:18:13 PM  
#1 rule for women committing any crime:
Act stupid and blame a man.
 
2013-03-01 03:21:11 PM  
The stupid is strong with this one.
 
2013-03-01 03:22:15 PM  
That actually works? Really?

All I need to do is meet some needy girl on Facebook and I'll never wash a dish again; obviously, if there are girls willing to prostitute themselves for a little attention; then there's got to be a couple willing to do housework.

/ I keed, I keed
 
2013-03-01 03:30:56 PM  

abfalter: She was dropped off and sold her body instead of going to a women's shelter or police station.

Rarely, rarely, does one get to use the phrase "stupid whore" literally.  In this case it applies.


Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking
 
2013-03-01 03:31:29 PM  
$30 for 15 minutes with an 18 year old? That sounds like one hell of a great deal a deplorable lifestyle these unfortunate girls are being forced into.
 
2013-03-01 03:31:57 PM  

bdub77: NuttierThanEver: The two NNs stand for a double dose of pimpin'

Nice simulpost.





HA!
 
2013-03-01 03:34:01 PM  

iheartscotch: That actually works? Really?

All I need to do is meet some needy girl on Facebook and I'll never wash a dish again; obviously, if there are girls willing to prostitute themselves for a little attention; then there's got to be a couple willing to do housework.

/ I keed, I keed


Don't Keed... just put your foot down!  If she don't do house-work, you don't do her.
Facebook, Myspace, OKC, Plenty of Fish, etc.

Remember to hustle hard, every day.
Pimping ain't easy.

Get one for housework.
One for cleaning
One for night on the town
One for crazy sex

You know... Old school.
Biblical!

/now I keed...
 
2013-03-01 03:35:49 PM  

theorellior: Theaetetus: In which case, it's federal and the age there is 18.

We'll take Big Red, the Blazer, it's nice inside. And guess who's coming along for the ride?


%% So whore a little longer,
Let him score a little stronger,
Be sore a little longer,
Longer in Big Red.

The big black cock stabs right through you,
Your sperm'd breath gasps on and on,
While he'll screw you. %%
 
2013-03-01 03:36:34 PM  

fat boy: abfalter: She was dropped off and sold her body instead of going to a women's shelter or police station.

Rarely, rarely, does one get to use the phrase "stupid whore" literally.  In this case it applies.

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking


cyks: $30 for 15 minutes with an 18 year old? That sounds like one hell of a great deal a deplorable lifestyle these unfortunate girls are being forced into.


this and this
I get it. You are an abuse victim. You have the victim mentality. I get it. I have learned a TON about PTSD and rape in the last couple of years. I get that this is NOT a new thing for the girl. She has probably been abused all of her life and been a victim all of her life.

FFS
The WORST thing that I learned recently, was the changes that take place in the brain.
Their brains are literally broken.
BUT!!!
Have you not seen a tv show or movie? 8 million law and order episodes out there.
You havent seen 1 of them?

I guess we have had a war on children for a long time and have not even begun to admit that we should do something. Let alone what that something should be. FFS, they run away. Think how bad things must be at home, that it is easier to run away and be a street whore instead??

/jesus wept
/good thing we have the GOP who only cares about the family
 
2013-03-01 03:43:00 PM  

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: fireclown: MyKingdomForYourHorse: The going rate was around $30 for 15 minutes of sex. - See more at: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/27/technology/social/pimps-social-networ k s/index.html?iid=GM#sthash.STldx8dY.dpuf

That's $2/hour, not counting the pimp cut and various overhead costs.  I couldn't get someone to shovel snow for that.  I'm thinking that hookers have a lousy union.

$2/Minute not hour. 60 minutes in an hour, therefore $120/Hr.


I will shovel your snow for $120/hour.

For $120/hour I will shovel your snow wearing a tiny thong bikini.

/Also my big fur hat, and my LL Bean boots.
 
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