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(The Yorker (UK))   Two gang members arrested for kidnapping a man and forcing him to drive them to a strip club. Subby doesn't understand what the crime here is   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Los Angeles, phone calls, kidnappings, South Los Angeles  
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2423 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2013 at 7:42 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-01 07:45:41 AM  
2 votes:
They made him use the strip club ATM and he got slapped with a $30 fee. That's the crime.
2013-03-01 12:51:46 PM  
1 vote:
At least thats the story he's telling his wife. And he is sticking to it.
2013-03-01 09:23:35 AM  
1 vote:
That's not a crime. It's an intervention.
2013-03-01 08:58:31 AM  
1 vote:

Electric_Banana: Marcintosh: that's just what I used to tell my ex-wife.
"But honey they maaaade me do it".

I bet this guys S/O is a easy 300 pounder too

First thing I thought of was this thing like an excuse to the wifey.

No honey I didn't want to go to the club, Some Bangers forced me to go there, then they forced me to blow Juniors college fund on private dances and bottle service.  I had no choice,  they said if I didn't get some titties rubbed in my face they would kill me.
2013-03-01 08:08:27 AM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: They should be given a pass on this. Yeah, right. They were an oppressed minority, or something.

BTW, do you know who runs strip clubs. It's not the Boy Scouts, I assure you.

You sound like you need a coffee enema
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