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(The Yorker (UK))   Two gang members arrested for kidnapping a man and forcing him to drive them to a strip club. Subby doesn't understand what the crime here is   (cbslosangeles.com) divider line 23
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2013-03-01 07:45:41 AM
They made him use the strip club ATM and he got slapped with a $30 fee. That's the crime.
 
2013-03-01 07:47:07 AM
If they didn't pay his cover or buy him a lap dance then they deserve jail time.
 
2013-03-01 07:50:01 AM
If some guys wanted a ride to a strip club, all I want is gas money and the cover charge. My car has room for three, and they can even choose the radio station.

But these guys were jerks and took his money for using him like a cabbie. That's just rude.
 
2013-03-01 07:58:55 AM
Sounds like a bachelor's party.
 
2013-03-01 08:04:14 AM
Subby your question was answered in one
 
2013-03-01 08:06:12 AM
that's just what I used to tell my ex-wife.
"But honey they maaaade me do it".

I bet this guys S/O is a easy 300 pounder too
 
2013-03-01 08:08:27 AM

Rufus Lee King: They should be given a pass on this. Yeah, right. They were an oppressed minority, or something.

BTW, do you know who runs strip clubs. It's not the Boy Scouts, I assure you.


You sound like you need a coffee enema
 
2013-03-01 08:50:12 AM

Marcintosh: that's just what I used to tell my ex-wife.
"But honey they maaaade me do it".

I bet this guys S/O is a easy 300 pounder too


First thing I thought of was this thing like an excuse to the wifey.
 
2013-03-01 08:58:31 AM

Electric_Banana: Marcintosh: that's just what I used to tell my ex-wife.
"But honey they maaaade me do it".

I bet this guys S/O is a easy 300 pounder too

First thing I thought of was this thing like an excuse to the wifey.


No honey I didn't want to go to the club, Some Bangers forced me to go there, then they forced me to blow Juniors college fund on private dances and bottle service.  I had no choice,  they said if I didn't get some titties rubbed in my face they would kill me.
 
2013-03-01 09:18:08 AM

Rufus Lee King: They should be given a pass on this. Yeah, right. They were an oppressed minority, or something.

BTW, do you know who runs strip clubs. It's not the Boy Scouts, I assure you.


Good.  I'd hate to go to a strip club run by the Boy Scouts.
 
2013-03-01 09:20:59 AM
My wife NEVER buys this story. I see a few of you are in the same predicament.
 
2013-03-01 09:21:37 AM

Arkanaut: Good.  I'd hate to go to a strip club run by the Boy Scouts.


The Blue Oyster?
 
2013-03-01 09:22:20 AM
If they at least paid for the first round, I'd call it even
 
2013-03-01 09:23:35 AM
That's not a crime. It's an intervention.
 
2013-03-01 09:34:06 AM
I had this happen to me every Friday for the rest of my life.
 
2013-03-01 09:41:34 AM
the firewall at work doens't like the link so I couldn't read the story, but really?  ARe we sure it's not a depserate cover story?

"Yea, honey, the $30 fee for an ATM at the strip club? yea um...see these two gang bangers carjacked me and forced me to the strip clup and then they made me take money out of the atm and made me get a lap dance. It was horrible."
 
2013-03-01 09:58:30 AM
It was the Y Chromosome Gang trying to save one of their members.
 
2013-03-01 10:06:14 AM
as long as it wasn't "we bare all" along I-75, it shouldn't be a crime
 
2013-03-01 11:09:22 AM

Rufus Lee King: They should be given a pass on this. Yeah, right. They were an oppressed minority, or something.

BTW, do you know who runs strip clubs. It's not the Boy Scouts, I assure you.



The ones around here are publicly traded. I got drunk and bored one day and started buying up a bunch of stock. Completely forgot about it for a month or so until I checked my portfolio and saw it went up by about 18-20%. Dumped it immediately and cashed out .... didn't even have to show a nipple.
 
2013-03-01 12:51:46 PM
At least thats the story he's telling his wife. And he is sticking to it.
 
2013-03-01 02:54:47 PM

Danger Mouse: the firewall at work doens't like the link so I couldn't read the story, but really?  ARe we sure it's not a depserate cover story?

"Yea, honey, the $30 fee for an ATM at the strip club? yea um...see these two gang bangers carjacked me and forced me to the strip clup and then they made me take money out of the atm and made me get a lap dance. It was horrible."


You should probably just read the story at home and stuff.
 
2013-03-01 05:44:12 PM
<movieScene>
Driver gets out afterwards, says "gas money, biatch?" and pops caps in #1's knees, turns gun on #2
"You got gas money?"
</movieScene>
 
2013-03-01 11:20:24 PM
This sounds like once a month every Friday when I was 25.
 
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