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2013-03-01 02:39:26 AM
5 votes:
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Well? Did he (inaudable)?
2013-03-01 02:46:46 AM
3 votes:

gumpy: Bane of Broone: farkingismybusiness: Every time I've had jury duty I was sent home around lunch or so. Never been picked.

I just make up a lie that relates me to the case and let them know how tough it would be for me to deal with hearing the testimony. I'm usually outta there quick and also have never been picked.

then post on the Internet about perguring myself in court.

/that's a jailing


Either that, or purjatory.
2013-03-01 08:38:00 AM
2 votes:
Her popsicle video was pretty hawt.

I watched it for a while and it got really, *really* good....then I lost interest in it.
2013-03-01 08:30:36 AM
2 votes:
From the comments:

"If you can't see clit, you must acquit." -- Johnny Cockring
2013-03-01 08:01:18 AM
2 votes:
Personally, I'm hoping for jury duty on a case involving the defendant overstating the strength of his medical marijuana. Sorry judge, were gonna need more samples in the deliberation chamber.... *cough cough* yeah another oz should do it.. *cough*
2013-03-01 03:44:26 AM
1 votes:
SEXERCISE!

/bow chicka wow wow
2013-03-01 03:30:59 AM
1 votes:

Kevin72: gumpy: Bane of Broone: farkingismybusiness: Every time I've had jury duty I was sent home around lunch or so. Never been picked.

I just make up a lie that relates me to the case and let them know how tough it would be for me to deal with hearing the testimony. I'm usually outta there quick and also have never been picked.

then post on the Internet about perguring myself in court.

/that's a jailing

Either that, or purjatory.


dammit!
2013-03-01 02:56:47 AM
1 votes:
/cjb
2013-03-01 02:35:42 AM
1 votes:
"Hello?" comes a man's voice from the computer. "Did he (inaudible)?"

Pay?  Survive?  Leave?  Sweat?  Cry?  Smoke?  Do a backflip?

I have no idea from the context of the description of the video, what a man might be expected to do as a result of having sex with a younger woman.  Did he rap?
2013-03-01 02:29:09 AM
1 votes:
Who the hell would want to see some old dude fark anyone? Subby has some questionable tastes as do the rest of you or so it seems. Doesn't matter how attractive the lady is. An ugly old man trumps the ruination factor.
2013-03-01 02:26:15 AM
1 votes:

Bane of Broone: farkingismybusiness: Every time I've had jury duty I was sent home around lunch or so. Never been picked.

I just make up a lie that relates me to the case and let them know how tough it would be for me to deal with hearing the testimony. I'm usually outta there quick and also have never been picked.


then post on the Internet about perguring myself in court.

/that's a jailing
2013-03-01 02:15:04 AM
1 votes:
I can see the men on the jury now. "Um, your honor, some of us need to review this video in private for a few minutes."
2013-03-01 12:57:30 AM
1 votes:
I got called for jury duty once, in about 1998.  Burglary case, we were interviewed by the two lawyers.  Came back the next day, and the defended had changed his plea to guilty, and we were done.

Now the videos.. I'm usually done in 10 minutes or so..
 
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