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(WWSB ABC 7)   Florida man ruins the state's image by helping rescue baby chicks from storm drain while frantic mother hen watches (with video)   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 16
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2013-03-01 12:47:59 AM
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content.animalnewyork.com
2013-03-01 12:26:43 AM
2 votes:
They were delicious.
2013-03-01 12:20:57 AM
2 votes:

SpdrJay: Every time I see one of the neighborhood chickens I say hi and wonder if they have the slightest clue that I've eaten thousands of their kin....


Heh. My dad has 8 lovebirds, and I'll eat chicken in front of them when I go there. Keeps 'em in line, I say.
2013-03-01 12:18:13 AM
2 votes:
If wanting to see the female reporter slowly strip her top off while eating a bucket of KFC is wrong, i don't wanna be right.


/just saying.
2013-02-28 11:07:22 PM
2 votes:
www.hamiltonbeach.com

Around here, we call them vittles. :)
2013-02-28 10:36:06 PM
2 votes:
Dozens of Republicans sigh in relief at having their sex life saved.
2013-03-01 09:54:57 AM
1 votes:

No Time To Explain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "JUST PICK IT UP! IT'S A CHICKEN!"

/spoken by someone who apparently has never attempted to pick up an annoyed chicken
//it ain't as easy as you'd think
///lots of pointy parts, too

Hens are easy (yeah there's pecking, get over it), roosters are hard mode

/beaks, spurs and claws
//angry or terrified, they will fark your shiat up
///grew up on a farm


In general, yeah. Roosters can really be assholes. It's really best to avoid the big, mean ones. Little mean ones can be amusing. My family used to have this little feather-footed bantam dude who would attack you. If you turned your back on him to leave the pen, you'd feel this fluff-fluff-fluff against your ankle. If you looked back at him, he'd back off, but "chasing away" the big mean humans was his thing. I miss that bird.

But anyway, the hen in this story was in full "defend and save the chicks!" mode. I'd have been cautious, too. Because hens still have lots of pointy parts.
2013-03-01 07:17:34 AM
1 votes:

No Time To Explain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "JUST PICK IT UP! IT'S A CHICKEN!"

/spoken by someone who apparently has never attempted to pick up an annoyed chicken
//it ain't as easy as you'd think
///lots of pointy parts, too

Hens are easy (yeah there's pecking, get over it), roosters are hard mode

/beaks, spurs and claws
//angry or terrified, they will fark your shiat up
///grew up on a farm


Preach on, brother. I had broom duty at 5-6 when gramma went to gather eggs behind her house. The speckled spawn of Satan in that backyard knew no fear: turkeys, dogs, my 1.72m, 90-kg grandmother with hands big as hams - all were fair game. My poor sister got the thrashing of her young life at 3 by the wings and claws of that damn rooster; I exacted revenge for the non-feathered bipeds by giving him the business end of a straw broom every weekend.

/Every week I would ask gramma when his turn in the pot would be
//One day the answer was...now. Sw33t, tasty, homemade, hot revenge. My gramma knew how to cook, dammit!
2013-03-01 04:09:09 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "JUST PICK IT UP! IT'S A CHICKEN!"

/spoken by someone who apparently has never attempted to pick up an annoyed chicken
//it ain't as easy as you'd think
///lots of pointy parts, too


Hens are easy (yeah there's pecking, get over it), roosters are hard mode

/beaks, spurs and claws
//angry or terrified, they will fark your shiat up
///grew up on a farm
2013-03-01 01:42:40 AM
1 votes:

KwameKilstrawberry: This is like the 40,000th time I've seen one of these stories since I held my daughter by the ankles while she dove face first into a sewer to rescue baby ducks.

We were on the way somewhere when we noticed a duck in the middle of the street.  Since we live in the part of suburban Detroit with no lakes or rivers, we thought that was a little strange.  I mean, yeah, we see ducks from time to time, perhaps during migration, but they generally get the hell out of the street when a car is coming.  This one wouldn't move an inch.  I don't know why I decided to pull over - she just seemed like she in distress.  When we approached her, she quacked frantically, and that's when my daughter heard the peeps coming from the bowels of the street.  She peeked into the holes of the manhole, and sure enough, there were three little chicks paddling for life.  It being a Sunday, the dog catcher was not on duty, police and fire refused to come out and one branch of the Human Society that was open would not service our county.  So my daughter pulled that damn manhole cover away all by herself, and went in, while I held her steady.  She scooped up those filthy chicks, one by one, and set them on the grass and the trio safely waddled off into some bushes with a grateful Mama. 

As a proud mama, I get bragging rights that my then 16-year old did the same thing these manly men did.  The only difference is there wasn't a news crew around to capture it.

/css


Nice

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2013-03-01 12:50:21 AM
1 votes:
Had a friend who had a rabbit named dinner.

Rabbit stopped showing up one day.

Don't  know why.
2013-03-01 12:25:12 AM
1 votes:
Why didn't they just cross the road?
2013-03-01 12:19:51 AM
1 votes:
Every time I see one of the neighborhood chickens I say hi and wonder if they have the slightest clue that I've eaten thousands of their kin....
2013-03-01 12:18:35 AM
1 votes:
It really IS amazing how difficult those little bastards can be.
2013-02-28 10:16:35 PM
1 votes:
"JUST PICK IT UP! IT'S A CHICKEN!"

/spoken by someone who apparently has never attempted to pick up an annoyed chicken
//it ain't as easy as you'd think
///lots of pointy parts, too
2013-02-28 10:00:42 PM
1 votes:
I had to allow a dozen trackers for the video to run, but at least i saw some chicks. Ebony, too.
 
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