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(WWL)   Woman doesn't want to tell family she miscarried, pretends to be abducted by 'unknown black man,' is found in the swamp, says she gave birth after being raped, searchers hunt for live infant in swamp, woman admits it's all a hoax. The Aristocrats   (wwl.com) divider line 24
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2013-02-28 08:13:57 PM  
4 votes:
Foret says Brown apparently was pregnant at one point, but lost the baby months ago.

"She was pregnant, but she miscarried the baby and didn't want to tell her family," said Foret. "So she continued to tell them that she was pregnant and picked today as the potential due date and I guess made up the rest of the story to try and cover up the fact that she actually wasn't pregnant."

Detectives arrested the woman on a charge of criminal mischief for filing a false complaint.


Yeah, but did they already hang the black guy?
2013-02-28 08:13:10 PM  
3 votes:
That black guy is screwed.
2013-02-28 10:14:30 PM  
2 votes:
It must be awful to be her.
2013-03-02 02:46:03 PM  
1 votes:
The Aristocrats?  I'd go with To Kill A Mockingbird.
2013-03-01 03:16:25 PM  
1 votes:

DoctorCal: Quite telling that people feel the need to trot out a case from over 25 years ago to "but but but!" Why would you white knight for this crazy lady?

Hell, if you wanna trot out black men lying about people with lighter skin than theirs, go a little more recent.


Word to everything you said, son...
2013-03-01 09:26:28 AM  
1 votes:
Quite telling that people feel the need to trot out a case from over 25 years ago to "but but but!" Why would you white knight for this crazy lady?

Hell, if you wanna trot out black men lying about people with lighter skin than theirs, go a little more recent.
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2013-03-01 08:34:08 AM  
1 votes:
So are we sure she miscarried or did biatch get an abortion and then lie about the swamp rape and the miscarriage?
2013-03-01 06:34:45 AM  
1 votes:

Abacus9: Bubba_the_Hutt: If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.

I'll agree that filing a false report should be a bigger deal, but I think the punishment should fit the crime, not the description of the uncommitted crime. It could be construed as cruel and unusual punishment.


It's not too hard, though, to argue that the seriousness of a false report depends in a very large part on the crime being alleged. Falsely accusing someone of shoplifting is much less serious as, for example, falsely accusing someone of murder or rape.
2013-03-01 06:01:50 AM  
1 votes:
Reader comment from the Daily Fail article above on Elizabeth Jones' arrest for her eleventh false rape accusation against a consensual partner:  "A 2009 Canadian study found that 80% of rape allegations were faked by women afraid of the consequences of consensual sexual relations. If we want to move on as a people, we need to stop treating certain crimes emotionally a'nd instead implement reasonable procedures. Or not even reasonable procedures, just treat them all the same."

- maomeow
, Lede, 27/2/2013 15:47


I couldn't find the specific Canadian report, but the wiki under false allegations has other reports (including criticisms made against those reports where the numbers were higher than zero).

For everyone else, a handy guide on How To Avoid A False Rape Claim -- why women do it, and how to avoid situations placing you in contact with women who do it.  Good luck with that (men are notoriously idiots when wanting to be led around by their dick), but it's here for those who don't mind a little wisdom.
2013-03-01 05:40:17 AM  
1 votes:

Christian Bale: the ha ha guy: Christian Bale: So if someone falsely claims they saw someone kill 10 people, they should be charged with killing 10 people. Makes sense.


Right. Because "oh well, no harm no foul" is such an effective deterrent against maliciously sending someone to prison for a decade.


Very true, since there is no "in between" to leaving false accusations unpunished, and charging them with the exact same crime they accused someone of.

And although no one was even charged with a crime in this case before she fessed up, we should treat it exactly the same as if she sent someone to prison for 25 years and didn't recant the entire time. Good point.



Damn straight.

Yes, it should be treated exactly like that.  Why are you on the side of the woman who not only lied, but potentially could have led to a Charles Stuart situation in her area?  Remember him? Dude lied that a black man had killed his wife, and the cops had not only 'found' the guy but Charles was willing to point him out in a lineup and continue the lies even if it meant an innocent man was going to hang.  If it hadn't been for the brother-in-law saying 'you've gotta be fking kidding'.....


Fk these hoes.  If you lie about a rape allegation or sexual assault, treat it as a Class A Felony, jail the biatches and take away their right to vote and to own a gun.  Lesser crimes get treated worse.
2013-03-01 02:32:00 AM  
1 votes:

Christian Bale: Very true, since there is no "in between" to leaving false accusations unpunished, and charging them with the exact same crime they accused someone of.



So you think there should be a non-trivial deterrent to filing malicious reports? Sounds great to me, and apparently to the politicians who have passed such laws. Just let me know when you find a prosecutor willing to enforce it...
2013-03-01 12:55:36 AM  
1 votes:

Christian Bale: Bubba_the_Hutt: If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.

So if someone falsely claims they saw someone kill 10 people, they should be charged with killing 10 people. Makes sense.


A bit harsh, yes, but you'd have a lot fewer false reports, and you wouldn't have police officers stomping around it the swamps looking for a baby that doesn't exist.
2013-03-01 12:30:55 AM  
1 votes:
If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.
2013-03-01 12:27:01 AM  
1 votes:

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Sadly, they finally did the forensics tests on the bones and found that the dingos had, in fact, eaten the baby, and that the woman had been wrongly jailed for years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain

/Also what the fark does your name mean?
//There is no paper jam!
2013-03-01 12:16:32 AM  
1 votes:
Where's Atticus Finch when you need him?
2013-02-28 10:48:14 PM  
1 votes:
This is just like the time my uncle told everybody he lost his job to Mexicans but then we all found out he actually got fired for testing positive for weed on a drug test after he was involved in an accident on the job.  I guess what I'm saying is that just like my uncle got terminated from his job, I think lying biatches should be terminated.
2013-02-28 10:34:01 PM  
1 votes:

Yogimus: [www.paperdemon.com image 700x875]


What the fark, Japan.

What. The. fark.
2013-02-28 10:24:30 PM  
1 votes:
torontoist.com
If he did exist he'd look something like this
2013-02-28 10:21:42 PM  
1 votes:

LargeCanine: So... she could have told the truth which would likely have generated sympathy from friends and family. Now, she is the object of ridicule and disgust. Also, jail.

Good thinking. Did she come up with this plan on meth?


No, it's actually kind of sad, and a fair assessment of the mentality of those in power (within her sphere).
2013-02-28 10:21:33 PM  
1 votes:
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www.cnn.com

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And the beat goes on...
2013-02-28 10:19:55 PM  
1 votes:
So... she could have told the truth which would likely have generated sympathy from friends and family. Now, she is the object of ridicule and disgust. Also, jail.

Good thinking. Did she come up with this plan on meth?
2013-02-28 09:51:39 PM  
1 votes:
What the hell is it with imaginary black men? They can't go five minutes without raping someone or carving a backwards letter on someone's face. You can call me an imaginary racist all you want but I think most of our imaginary problems could be solved if we just shipped them all back to imaginary Africa.
2013-02-28 08:27:35 PM  
1 votes:
That's a new one. Usually a woman would claim being raped to cover up being pregnant, not to cover up NOT being pregnant.
2013-02-28 08:15:26 PM  
1 votes:
All five of them.
 
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