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(WWL)   Woman doesn't want to tell family she miscarried, pretends to be abducted by 'unknown black man,' is found in the swamp, says she gave birth after being raped, searchers hunt for live infant in swamp, woman admits it's all a hoax. The Aristocrats   (wwl.com) divider line 76
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2013-02-28 08:13:10 PM  
That black guy is screwed.
 
2013-02-28 08:13:57 PM  
Foret says Brown apparently was pregnant at one point, but lost the baby months ago.

"She was pregnant, but she miscarried the baby and didn't want to tell her family," said Foret. "So she continued to tell them that she was pregnant and picked today as the potential due date and I guess made up the rest of the story to try and cover up the fact that she actually wasn't pregnant."

Detectives arrested the woman on a charge of criminal mischief for filing a false complaint.


Yeah, but did they already hang the black guy?
 
2013-02-28 08:15:26 PM  
All five of them.
 
2013-02-28 08:19:21 PM  
media.wwltv.com

Don't lie, you want some of that.
 
2013-02-28 08:27:35 PM  
That's a new one. Usually a woman would claim being raped to cover up being pregnant, not to cover up NOT being pregnant.
 
2013-02-28 08:33:25 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Yeah, but did they already hang the black guy?


It's Louisiana so probably.
 
2013-02-28 08:54:27 PM  
Wait, wait, that headline went much too fast. I didn't get a chance to watch the Two-Minute Hate, er, Nancy Grace.
 
2013-02-28 09:49:19 PM  
www.dynamicforces.com
Swamp Babby!
 
2013-02-28 09:51:39 PM  
What the hell is it with imaginary black men? They can't go five minutes without raping someone or carving a backwards letter on someone's face. You can call me an imaginary racist all you want but I think most of our imaginary problems could be solved if we just shipped them all back to imaginary Africa.
 
2013-02-28 10:00:48 PM  
t-shirtguru.com
 
2013-02-28 10:05:37 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [media.wwltv.com image 198x264]

Don't lie, you want some of that.


I would fark the crazy out of that. Plain enough to work for it.
 
2013-02-28 10:06:49 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Don't lie, you want some of that.


Boy, the crazy shines through on that one!
 
2013-02-28 10:12:03 PM  
So who causes more problems, Unknown Black Man or Some Puerto-Rican Guy?
 
2013-02-28 10:13:14 PM  

Yogimus: Because People in power are Stupid: [media.wwltv.com image 198x264]

Don't lie, you want some of that.

I would fark the crazy out of that. Plain enough to work for it.


You sound like an unknown black man.
 
2013-02-28 10:14:30 PM  
It must be awful to be her.
 
2013-02-28 10:14:43 PM  

Kyosuke: Yogimus: Because People in power are Stupid: [media.wwltv.com image 198x264]

Don't lie, you want some of that.

I would fark the crazy out of that. Plain enough to work for it.

You sound like an unknown black man.


I wish. That guy gets all the action.
 
2013-02-28 10:16:45 PM  
www.paperdemon.com
 
2013-02-28 10:19:55 PM  
So... she could have told the truth which would likely have generated sympathy from friends and family. Now, she is the object of ridicule and disgust. Also, jail.

Good thinking. Did she come up with this plan on meth?
 
2013-02-28 10:21:33 PM  
www.toptenz.net
wizbangblog.com

www.cnn.com

i.i.com.com

graphics8.nytimes.com


And the beat goes on...
 
2013-02-28 10:21:42 PM  

LargeCanine: So... she could have told the truth which would likely have generated sympathy from friends and family. Now, she is the object of ridicule and disgust. Also, jail.

Good thinking. Did she come up with this plan on meth?


No, it's actually kind of sad, and a fair assessment of the mentality of those in power (within her sphere).
 
2013-02-28 10:22:54 PM  
What is the story behind greenface up there?
/Yes, no, no, no, yes (at the time they were taken)
 
2013-02-28 10:24:30 PM  
torontoist.com
If he did exist he'd look something like this
 
2013-02-28 10:27:14 PM  
I'll never forget the women I had sex with in Louisiana...

/God knows I've tried
 
2013-02-28 10:27:44 PM  

Ghastly: What the hell is it with imaginary black men?


www.jillstanek.com
 
2013-02-28 10:34:01 PM  

Yogimus: [www.paperdemon.com image 700x875]


What the fark, Japan.

What. The. fark.
 
2013-02-28 10:36:17 PM  
same ole thing......just different players

4.bp.blogspot.com | www.seraphicpress.com
 
2013-02-28 10:37:17 PM  
I will say that was the first time I actually laughed at an Aristocrats joke. But it's more likely that I just don't understand the joke than it being well written. And this was quite possibly the first time I saw one in the real world after reading about the joke format. Actually I'm not really sure why I'm posting.
 
2013-02-28 10:42:35 PM  
At least she was smart enough to pick the racial demographic that is responsible for the majority of crime in the United States.
 
2013-02-28 10:48:14 PM  
This is just like the time my uncle told everybody he lost his job to Mexicans but then we all found out he actually got fired for testing positive for weed on a drug test after he was involved in an accident on the job.  I guess what I'm saying is that just like my uncle got terminated from his job, I think lying biatches should be terminated.
 
2013-02-28 10:50:24 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Amos Quito: I'll never forget the women I had sex with in Louisiana...

/God knows I've tried

You an I have probably shared a few.

Having said that, let's not research it further.



Done deal.

/fistbump   -}{-
 
2013-02-28 10:51:25 PM  
Okay, unrelated... I was doing a GIS for "South Park some Puerto Rican guy" and this came up. It's... awesome.

www.11points.com
 
2013-02-28 10:58:23 PM  

I Browse: [www.toptenz.net image 636x477]
[wizbangblog.com image 400x299]

[www.cnn.com image 640x360]

[i.i.com.com image 370x278]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 533x418]


And the beat goes on...


resources2.news.com.au

Elizabeth Jones has ben jailed for 16 months after falsely claiming she had been raped 11 times in nine years by Southampton Crown Court. Main Picture: Wikipedia Source: news.com.au


FTFA: "She was later arrested and accepted she had lied about being raped - she said she did it because she did not like him," Ms Rickman said.
Detective Constable Tim Blanche said Ms Jones had made "intimate contact" with the unnamed male victim, but "they didn't live together".
The 22-year-old, who has made 10 other false rape allegations, urged an unidentified friend to report the assault to police. She later attended the local police station where she repeated the false allegations and underwent a full medical examination.
Police then arrested and questioned the man who denied the assault.

"The man was arrested and he gave a statement - he had to live his life with people accusing him of being a rapist," DC Blanche told The Daily Mail.


/RAINN can sit and spin
//there should be a sex offender style list for hoes who falsly accuse
 
2013-02-28 11:04:04 PM  

WinoRhino: Okay, unrelated... I was doing a GIS for "South Park some Puerto Rican guy" and this came up. It's... awesome.

[www.11points.com image 309x338]


omfg, I don't know why that is so funny but it really really is.
 
2013-02-28 11:04:10 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [media.wwltv.com image 198x264]

Don't lie, you want some of that.


Was she carrying the child in her chin pouches?
 
2013-02-28 11:22:44 PM  
Should put her ass in the same cell as susan smith, they would have alot to talk about.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:33 PM  
i4.ytimg.com

The soich continues
 
2013-02-28 11:48:37 PM  
South Park already did it...
 
2013-02-28 11:53:51 PM  

Yogimus: What is the story behind greenface up there?
/Yes, no, no, no, yes (at the time they were taken)


Claimed a black woman threw acid in her face, did it herself:
http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2012919641_apwathrowninface.h tm l

Also, don't forget Crazy-Eyes McGee:

fashion.rightcelebrity.com
 
2013-02-28 11:58:12 PM  

beantowndog: That black guy is screwed.



Ouch!
 
2013-03-01 12:01:37 AM  
May I take this opportunity to plug the New Orleans World Fark Parkty
 
2013-03-01 12:02:19 AM  
Parkty. Party. Pah-fark it.
 
2013-03-01 12:04:59 AM  
THE THREAD BELOW SUCKS!
 
2013-03-01 12:14:53 AM  

I Browse: [www.toptenz.net image 636x477]
[wizbangblog.com image 400x299]

[www.cnn.com image 640x360]

[i.i.com.com image 370x278]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 533x418]


msnbcmedia.msn.com
And the beat goes on...

My favorite is the run-away bride.
 
2013-03-01 12:16:32 AM  
Where's Atticus Finch when you need him?
 
2013-03-01 12:27:01 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: [t-shirtguru.com image 500x399]


Sadly, they finally did the forensics tests on the bones and found that the dingos had, in fact, eaten the baby, and that the woman had been wrongly jailed for years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain

/Also what the fark does your name mean?
//There is no paper jam!
 
2013-03-01 12:30:55 AM  
If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.
 
2013-03-01 12:37:22 AM  

Bubba_the_Hutt: If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.


I agree 100%...I was raped by the girls at the Playboy Mansion. I feel so violated and dirty. I have to go scrub myself in the shower.
 
2013-03-01 12:47:46 AM  

Bubba_the_Hutt: If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.


So if someone falsely claims they saw someone kill 10 people, they should be charged with killing 10 people. Makes sense.
 
2013-03-01 12:55:36 AM  

Christian Bale: Bubba_the_Hutt: If someone files a false report, that person should be charged whatever crime they claimed was committed.

So if someone falsely claims they saw someone kill 10 people, they should be charged with killing 10 people. Makes sense.


A bit harsh, yes, but you'd have a lot fewer false reports, and you wouldn't have police officers stomping around it the swamps looking for a baby that doesn't exist.
 
2013-03-01 01:01:53 AM  

beantowndog: That black guy is screwed.


Talk about a miscarriage of justice.
 
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