There's always cranial trauma in the banana bread.

Chef's do that.

Ignore that apostrophe ...  sneaky little bastard

"Cramer said her aunt struck her with the dish three times. On the third blow, the glass shattered and sent banana cake all across the kitchen floor, Cramer said."

The banana cake is a lie.

goddamn do i love banana bread.  just made a loaf.  goddamn

Her ears are still ring ring ring ringing.

She beat her with a banana bread? Musa been angry.

Revenge is a dish best served... hot, apparently!

If everyone had pyrex dishes none of this would have happened

Was it real pre-1998 borosilicate Pyrex®, or the cheap tempered soda glass which has been sold under that brand name since then?

I like how they included a picture of a Pyrex dish.

Editor, "your work is good, we just need to have a better way of illustrating what a glass 9x13 Pyrex pan looks like"

Writer "lets include a picture, that way the reader feels connected to the story!"

I've made banana bread that was harder than a pyrex dish

/also banana gum
//also banana bread a bear wouldn't eat
///I feel bad I gave it to him

nice to see the headline is a registered pyrex offender.

Branch Dravidian: Pyrex? Damned near killed her!

The correct expression is:

Toxic lead coated glass cookware? Damn near killed her!

UsikFark: The new stuff is kinda green, and the borosilicate was completely uncolored, correct?

Yes - there's a side-by-side photo in this thread.

Who throws a banana bread?  Really, who does that sort of thing?  That really hurt, you idiot.

Broke on the third swing, boy, they don't make Pyrex the way they used to.  You used to be able to beat the niece and the nephew all day with that cookware.  Another American product losing quality.

It is kind of surprising to see this come out of Davison, it's a quite little town.  This only the second Florida type story I have heard come out of that town.  Which is saying a lot since it is where Michael Moore grew up.  You won't get anyone from Davison to admit to it, even the Moore's.

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did anyone else become slightly aroused?

OK...but what about the fish bowl? Who has the fish bowl?

lack of warmth: Who throws a banana bread?  Really, who does that sort of thing?  That really hurt, you idiot.

Broke on the third swing, boy, they don't make Pyrex the way they used to.  You used to be able to beat the niece and the nephew all day with that cookware.  Another American product losing quality.

Nieces and nephews ain't what they used to be, either. Maybe it's the not enough hitting.

great_tigers: I like how they included a picture of a Pyrex dish.

Editor, "your work is good, we just need to have a better way of illustrating what a glass 9x13 Pyrex pan looks like"

Writer "lets include a picture, that way the reader feels connected to the story!"

I know the writer of the article, and from that, I can tell you the picture was added purposely for a joke.

I know this sounds awful, but this made me hungry.

Ordinary Genius: great_tigers: I like how they included a picture of a Pyrex dish.

Editor, "your work is good, we just need to have a better way of illustrating what a glass 9x13 Pyrex pan looks like"

Writer "lets include a picture, that way the reader feels connected to the story!"

I know the writer of the article, and from that, I can tell you the picture was added purposely for a joke.


Well I thought it was pretty funny when I saw that.

Reminds me of the time my senior year in college, one of my apartment-mates picked a fight with me while I was baking bread.  At the time, I was about 5'9", 175 pounds, very muscular.  Something very frightening happens to my face when I get truly pissed off -- my eyes go bloodshot, I show my teeth like an animal.  She turned pure white.  I was about to clean her clock with a bread pan, but she ran.  I chased her through the apartment, through the parking lot, all the way to her truck, which she got in and drove away.  I don't think I ever saw her again after that. . .

Banana Bread, Macaroni Grease.
Macaroni Grease, Banana Bread.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.