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(Chron)   Man throws in his hammer for mugshot of the year contest   (chron.com) divider line 48
    More: Dumbass, friendswood, hammers, repairs, repair crews  
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13779 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2013 at 9:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-28 05:13:58 PM
Why didn't they  let him set the shack on fire.  Even if he didn't come out, he would have solved the problem either way.
 
2013-02-28 05:14:34 PM
Hammers, subby.

It's as if he did some Hammer Brothers cosplay that went horribly wrong.
 
2013-02-28 05:15:59 PM
Huh... guess he was a little Thor about something
 
2013-02-28 05:40:45 PM
*shudder* that is some industrial-grade ugly right there.
 
2013-02-28 05:45:24 PM
I've gotten hammered before but even I didn't look that bad, I think.
 
2013-02-28 06:26:05 PM
Stop. Hammer time.
 
2013-02-28 07:45:36 PM
Obama took his guns. Now he gots hammers.
 
2013-02-28 08:44:53 PM
Dear Mom,
I got a new cellmate today...
 
2013-02-28 09:12:35 PM

bearded clamorer: Dear Mom Jailhouse Forum,
I got a new cellmate today...

 
2013-02-28 09:13:20 PM
He's trying to seduce the camera with his eyes, but his face makes milk curdle.
 
2013-02-28 09:15:51 PM
"According to the police department, Koenig has a history of violence."

I don't blame him. That was my favorite DVD movie as well.
 
2013-02-28 09:20:06 PM
Picture of the suspect:
www.mariowiki.com
 
2013-02-28 09:20:43 PM
FTA: after police said he threw hammers at a street repair crew

This is why you always include an emergency Fire Flower in your bid.
 
2013-02-28 09:21:49 PM
If I had a hammer I'd throw it at street repair crews all over this land!
 
2013-02-28 09:22:44 PM
FTA: "When it appeared he was trying to light the shed on fire, police used tear gas and a Taser to subdue him, the release said."


They used TEAR GAS???

And yet amazingly (and unlike Chris Dorner), his mugshot does not resemble a BURNT POT ROAST.

/Stranger than fiction
 
2013-02-28 09:27:05 PM
Yeah, but does he have any knife handles?

janghuman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-28 09:32:49 PM
From the wiki: "In 2007, CNN/Money Magazine rated Friendswood as one of 'America's Best Places to Live.'"

This has gotta help get it back on the list.
 
2013-02-28 09:33:09 PM
Street repairs at 7:30 a.m.?

i.imgur.com

I'm not saying that he should have thrown hammers, but I understand.
 
2013-02-28 09:39:36 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: Picture of the suspect:
[www.mariowiki.com image 200x182]


Ha!

that's how you win a thread. well played.
 
2013-02-28 09:40:11 PM
what the hell happened to that guy
 
2013-02-28 09:41:33 PM
One worker's hard hat protected him from the hammer blows, while another was hit in the arm, but none required medical attention, the release said.

i.imgur.com
Keeps your locks shining and healthy for a full 24 hours.
 
2013-02-28 09:43:05 PM
www.flamesofwar.com
 
2013-02-28 09:44:05 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: Picture of the suspect:
[www.mariowiki.com image 200x182]


I was going to post a picture of one of those guys.  I couldn't remember how to spell Koopa.  I typed "kupa" into Google image search.  Now I want to throw up.
 
2013-02-28 09:46:31 PM
The Hammers - the Hammers is the nickname of what English football team? 'the Hammers?
 
2013-02-28 09:47:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 09:49:32 PM
Hammer Horror...
 
2013-02-28 09:51:02 PM
God of Thunder really let himself go.
 
2013-02-28 09:55:14 PM
s18.postimage.org

Och Aye!
 
2013-02-28 09:57:32 PM

joseelsegundo: English football team? 'the Hammers?


west ham. Thanks, it crowd !
/great ep about a bank robbery
 
2013-02-28 10:08:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-28 10:25:59 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Sergeant Grumbles: Picture of the suspect:
[www.mariowiki.com image 200x182]

I was going to post a picture of one of those guys.  I couldn't remember how to spell Koopa.  I typed "kupa" into Google image search.  Now I want to throw up.


Hmm. How bad can it be?
OH DEAR GOD. Do not google. NSFW.
Reminds me of something my gf and I often joke about "I'm German, but I'm not THAT kind of German."
 
2013-02-28 10:27:31 PM
Goddamn it. Now I HAVE to look.
 
2013-02-28 10:42:12 PM

Bathysphere: Goddamn it. Now I HAVE to look.


well?
 
2013-02-28 10:53:41 PM
Chumlee
 
2013-02-28 10:56:14 PM
Why would a road crew take this kind of abuse and not bury the guy under asphalt?  Bring your hammer, shovel out reaches and does more damage than shovel.  Oh sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your union break.  I forgot shovels are for leaning, during naps.
 
2013-02-28 11:09:45 PM
Yeah, fat, ugly, and long hair.  But not anywhere near mugshot of the year material, Subby.
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2013-02-28 11:11:29 PM
Damn - Ron Jeremy really has gone downhill since he got sick.
 
2013-02-28 11:25:54 PM

oldernell: Why didn't they  let him set the shack on fire.  Even if he didn't come out, he would have solved the problem either way.




/Sighs, only if. Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.
 
2013-02-28 11:33:25 PM

libranoelrose: Bathysphere: Goddamn it. Now I HAVE to look.

well?


Oh, god, we lost him.  Someone's gonna have to go in after him.
 
2013-02-28 11:35:33 PM
Damn, Nathan Explosion has really let himself go.

ww1.hdnux.com

images3.wikia.nocookie.net


and the facial hair is not a good look.
/and put your shirt back on, nobody wants to see that.
 
2013-02-28 11:58:40 PM
Poor Impulse Control.

Was the knife obsidian?

/Nothing is obscure...
 
2013-03-01 12:08:29 AM
s22.postimage.org
 
2013-03-01 02:46:37 AM
If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a ball.
 
2013-03-01 04:16:52 AM

lack of warmth: Why would a road crew take this kind of abuse and not bury the guy under asphalt?  Bring your hammer, shovel out reaches and does more damage than shovel.  Oh sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your union break.  I forgot shovels are for leaning, during naps.


They were too legit to quit working.
 
2013-03-01 04:19:28 AM

Candygram for Mongo: Damn, Nathan Explosion has really let himself go.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 174x218]

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 384x530]


and the facial hair is not a good look.
/and put your shirt back on, nobody wants to see that.


That's so brutal!
 
2013-03-01 08:46:10 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-01 10:48:28 AM
Mommy, him looks ucky.
 
2013-03-01 02:42:01 PM
WOW he could diet, but would still have the ugly to deal with.
 
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